Suri vs. Shiloh -- You Be the Judge

Now that the two most heavily-anticipated (and long-awaited) infants in the history of celebdom have emerged, we think it's time to stop dwelling on the present and move straight to their futures. To that end, TMZ presents a carefully considered rendering of what Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise will look like when they reach the ripe old age of 21.
TMZ imagines what Shiloh and Suri Cruise will look like at 21



And, of course, since they're going to compared to one another endlessly anyway throughout their lives, so let's rewind and take a look back through their respective paths to this point.



Let's start at the very beginning. Their respective baby photos will surely stand as the most breathlessly awaited (and expensive) photos of any child ever. So, based on that evidence, help us settle the question on everyone's tongues today.




But then inevitably the little girls will move on to their slightly more tragic phases of pre-puberty, and that dermatologic scourge of puberty, acne, will creep in. Genes play a huge role in their skin health, so do your examination of their dads' famous complexions and help us decide. And this leads us to wondering which of the girls will end up having the more melodramatically awkward teen existence.
Barad Pitt and Tom Cruise

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1. RIDICULOUS !

Posted at 2:44PM on Sep 7th 2006 by coolmom4pink

2. Seems that Suri might be wanting a gender change by the time she's 21...at least, by this photo!! Why did you make her look so much like a guy. I don't think she'll look ANYTHING like that rendition. Yikes!!!!

Posted at 2:51PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Kathy

3. OH COME ON! You guys are so freakin' ridiculous! "Shiloh" looks like Penelope Cruz having an allergic reaction and "Suri" just looks like some kind of horrible mutation! These predictions could have AT LEAST been REALISTIC!!!!! It's kind of creepy....

Posted at 2:52PM on Sep 7th 2006 by CC

4. Thats just weird........

Posted at 2:52PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Amanda

5. TMZ.com,

I enjoy checking out the posts here...except when they're directed toward innocent INFANTS. When you stoop (bend over?) to this level, then I become offended and start wishing that your collective staff would return to their normal, daily routine of serial masturbation.

Seriously, look at yourselves. You're speculating about two little BABIES that just happened to be born to celebrities. Have you ever heard the saying, "Pick on someone your own size?"

You folks are a sad, pathetic, bunch.

Posted at 2:52PM on Sep 7th 2006 by JEB

6. Must be a slow news day (?!) TMZ has way too much time on their hands. Those pictures are just EWWWW

Posted at 2:53PM on Sep 7th 2006 by CindiCat

7. Those pics are shameful.. Both babies are beautiful. Suri Cruise has her Daddy's eyes, and her Mommy's nose. She doesnt look Asian.

Posted at 2:54PM on Sep 7th 2006 by the wife

8. You guys are jerks. Their just babies!

Posted at 2:55PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Kristy

9. i WONDER WHAT THE PERSON THAT WROTE THIS LOOKS LIKE?

Posted at 2:57PM on Sep 7th 2006 by YOU SUCK

10. #4, there's nothing wrong with looking Asian so i dont' view that as an insult. I only think it's nasty because they're saying it to accuse the baby of not being Tom's which isn't right. Can you imagine this child looking back as an adult on this?

Tom Cruise was right in hiding his baby. You are all monsters, america. Mean, evil, and blackhearted.

Posted at 2:59PM on Sep 7th 2006 by tiffany

11. Does anyone else think their future pic of Suri is a spitting image of Josh Hartnett?

Posted at 3:00PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Jupiter

12. Why does the future pic of Suri look like Josh Hartnett? People have way too much time on their hands!!!

Posted at 3:00PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Heather

13. WHY THE HELL YA GOT THEM LOOKING LIKE SOME BOYS SHILOH LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN AND SURI LOOKS LIKE A DAMN BOY IN THAT PICTURE!!! LEAVE THEM ALONE ALREADY THEY ARE GONNA BE RICH PRETTY GIRLS!!! BY THE WAY SURI LOOKS LIKE KATE'S EX-BOYFRIEND!!!

Posted at 3:00PM on Sep 7th 2006 by YACRAZYTMZ

14. Does anyone else think their future pic of Suri is a spitting image of Josh Hartnett?

Posted at 3:02PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Jupiter

15. You guys are disgusting, look, Suri Cruise is Strikingly Beatiful, and Shiloh, last time i saw her looked cute, but you can't compare a baby that was some days old with a 4 1/2 month old baby pic.

Posted at 3:02PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Damielle

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