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Suri vs. Shiloh -- You Be the Judge

Now that the two most heavily-anticipated (and long-awaited) infants in the history of celebdom have emerged, we think it's time to stop dwelling on the present and move straight to their futures. To that end, TMZ presents a carefully considered rendering of what Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise will look like when they reach the ripe old age of 21.
TMZ imagines what Shiloh and Suri Cruise will look like at 21



And, of course, since they're going to compared to one another endlessly anyway throughout their lives, so let's rewind and take a look back through their respective paths to this point.



Let's start at the very beginning. Their respective baby photos will surely stand as the most breathlessly awaited (and expensive) photos of any child ever. So, based on that evidence, help us settle the question on everyone's tongues today.




But then inevitably the little girls will move on to their slightly more tragic phases of pre-puberty, and that dermatologic scourge of puberty, acne, will creep in. Genes play a huge role in their skin health, so do your examination of their dads' famous complexions and help us decide. And this leads us to wondering which of the girls will end up having the more melodramatically awkward teen existence.
Barad Pitt and Tom Cruise

Reader Comments

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16. Why does the future pic of Suri look like Josh Hartnett? People have way too much time on their hands!!!

Posted at 3:00PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Heather

17. I know that people need entertainment, but this is nuts. Both babies are beautiful. This is my first time on tmz, I found it entertaining, but as the other person wrote GET REAL etc... I wish both babies luck growing up, things will be hard enough with one of the fathers.

Posted at 11:13AM on Sep 8th 2006 by Lisa

18. TMZ, This is too bizarre.

Posted at 3:04PM on Sep 7th 2006 by kathryn

19. Does anyone else think their future pic of Suri is a spitting image of Josh Hartnett?

Posted at 3:02PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Jupiter

20. Some days you just need a little humor in your day. So just smile folks!!!

Posted at 3:15PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Susan Richards

21. You guys are disgusting, look, Suri Cruise is Strikingly Beatiful, and Shiloh, last time i saw her looked cute, but you can't compare a baby that was some days old with a 4 1/2 month old baby pic.

Posted at 3:02PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Damielle

22. I actually am sad because people are soooooo cruel that you would actually attack a baby, how pathetic. What type of childhood did you all have!!

Posted at 3:02PM on Sep 7th 2006 by dee

23. why does Suri look like Josh Hartnett for goodness sakes?!?! Leave the little ones alone tmz - shame on you... they are JUST BABIES! they can't help who their parents are.

Posted at 3:05PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Melissa

24. this is fuckedup. way to make Suri look like josh hartnett in drag

Posted at 3:09PM on Sep 8th 2006 by RebeccaBBBBBBB

25. what is wrong with you tmz! i enjoy this site but that is damm right sick

Posted at 3:04PM on Sep 7th 2006 by condalance site

26. what is wrong with you tmz! i enjoy this site but that is damm right sick

Posted at 3:04PM on Sep 7th 2006 by condalance site

27. ya'll are really really sad people. do you get off doing stupid stuff like this to babies? jearks is what you all are. i'm really starting to hate ya'll thats it you have really gone too far. just like how suri never existed. dicks dicks dicks

Posted at 3:05PM on Sep 7th 2006 by dee

28. Dude? That Suri looks like a female Josh Hartnett.

Posted at 6:29AM on Sep 8th 2006 by dominique

29. Tom Cruise just had a parasite removed from his ass. Doctors at the lab did a test and discovered it was the TMZ staff. Brad Pitt's showing symptoms, too.

I've given it a lot of thought, and I can't come up with a single reason why beating the living sh*t out of paparazzi is a bad thing. I don't believe the parasitic camera-lugging scumbags should be outlawed, but kicking the sh*t out of them shouldn't be illegal either.

Now THAT would be entertaining.

Posted at 3:17PM on Sep 7th 2006 by JEB

30. It looks as though baby Suri may be Josh Hartnetts child!!! Maybe Tom should consider a paternity test.

Posted at 3:17PM on Sep 7th 2006 by Bob Barker

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