Jessica's Bizarre Banter

Jessica Simpson has plenty of opportunities to chat with the paparazzi, so it's no surprise when she spouts off a few strange things every now and then.

When asked about John Mayer, Jessica dodged, sarcastically saying, "My private life is so private!"

She told photographers to be careful of her car while ignoring several more questions. Simpson only responded directly when she was told she looked great -- that got a "thank you guys" from the star.

But the punchline came later, when Jessica left a camera store and hopped behind the wheel. "It stinks in here!" said the pop singer, "Sorry, there's food in here. I promise I didn't fart".



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16. That fart comment made me feel I wasnt alone in my Hillbilly antics. It made me so happy it brought tears to my eyes. Thanks Jess.

Posted at 12:09PM on Sep 14th 2006 by Brittany Spears

17. jessica is so cool. i love her shes honest and upfront allot of celebs arent. i wish her and john mayer the best weather just friends or more i hope they end up happy.

Posted at 12:46PM on Sep 14th 2006 by mikealden

18. ha! Know what Jessica...if you farted i wouldnt have thought anything less of you. People fart. And i'm not so sure she's a complete idiot...just average...and i mean we cant all be geniouses can we. Now i'm not a fan of hers...naah man not at all. But i mean i've said similar things goofing about with my roommates. So lets not be too harsh with her. Just because she's CRAZY famous...does not mean she's required to be crazy smart. Her job is be pretty and sing sometimes, that's not exactly a profession requiring large amounts of mental power...i mean she's not cloning dna. BUt really folks give the poor woman a break.

Posted at 2:09PM on Sep 14th 2006 by April

19. I think shes really funny. I love how she acts like a dork, says stupid things, and doesnt care what everyone else thinks. Thats her and I think shes halarious-leave the girl alone and stop being so criticial!

Posted at 2:29PM on Sep 14th 2006 by Gina

20. why so many angry negative comments do we envy ?
get a life people "

Posted at 5:17PM on Sep 14th 2006 by just wonder

21. Jessica is awsome i love her

Posted at 8:46PM on Sep 14th 2006 by sdfsdfs

22. It's really amusing to look at people's idiotic comments. What's with the negativity? I especially have to laugh at people who keep calling her a phoney, and blah dee blah. All you know is her through paper with questionable "facts" and a tv screen. Yeah...you guys really have the right to judge people. Just for people who thinks she's gross because she farts or burps...people flatulate 2.5 liters a day, it's NORMAL for people to do these things because celebrities as well are HUMAN. I know, big fucking gasp. I'm also sick of seeing people think celebrities shouldn't complain about paprazzi. You really don't know how stressful it can be. Fame comes with a price? Yeah, it does, but seeing how they're all HUMAN (gasp again) they have the right to feel stressed, violated, vulnerable, and exposed. So don't act all high and mighty saying "deal with it." That's just hypocrisy and very arrogant, aite, you pessimistic dipshits? I'm not much of a fan, but I'm not going to assume something about her without even freaking knowing her. It's actually funny cause she mocks people who think she's dumb by saying "Yeah, so typical Jessica right? *rolls eyes*." Come back to reality, "reality" tv isn't real sweetums. One more thing - what is up with this pointless "aritcle?" It's so ridiculously futile, that I'm sad I even read it.

Posted at 10:15PM on Sep 14th 2006 by Jenn

23. why do u guys care? let her be what she wants. who are we to judge her? or anyone for that matter. get over it and live an actual life instead of living theirs.

Posted at 10:50PM on Sep 14th 2006 by liz

24. I am sick of hearing, seeing, listening to her try to sing, and looking at the bitch Jessica Simpson. She has a lot of growing up to do. And as long as her Daddy the pervert is around, he won't be allowed to grow up.

No one, and I mean no one can be or act as stupid as she does. It this just a show so people think she is funny. I for one don't.

I wish her and her family would drop off the face of this earth.

Posted at 11:30PM on Sep 14th 2006 by Sweet Pea

25. Nick wanting to make a porno flick - no that's classy!......but does anyone knock him.........Jessica is a good person & a funny one at that...........she deserves a life without people judging her every second.....You only hear what the tabloids want you to hear..not even knowing her. They bring you up just to tear you down!... I love Jessica........and down the road people will be sorry they destroyed a nice girl. Jealousy is the route of all evil..............Think about it!

Posted at 10:32AM on Sep 16th 2006 by she'sallthat

26. She's real & funny......................love her.............

Posted at 2:23PM on Sep 16th 2006 by a.j.

27. EVEN CELEBRITIES FART, NO DIFFERENT THEN ANYBODY ELSE. WAY TO GO JESSICA!

Posted at 2:26PM on Sep 16th 2006 by TIFFANI

28. you people are retarded...who cares what jessica simpson says or does! shes out there doing her thing. how would yall feel if yall had people coming up to you all the time taking your picture and telling rumors about you all day? yea she did sign up for all that stuff but dont you think it gets old? oh and about her being stupid.....everyone is stupid in there own way.....get a sense of humor please!!!! anyways yall need to quit hating and get a life! i bet half the people here cant even sing so how are you even gonna say mean things about jessica. anyways if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say nothing at all.

Posted at 5:54PM on Sep 17th 2006 by steph

29. She's such a pretty girl.................

Posted at 9:34PM on Sep 17th 2006 by nancy nancy nancy

30. I think whoever says Jessica Simpson is phoney shouldn't even be rading about her or watching her on tv shows. You're obviously just jealous because you're nothing like her and you aren't famous and can't sing as well as she can. Jessica is an absolutey amazing person and I completely idolize her in everyway.

Posted at 1:10PM on Sep 19th 2006 by Mnadha

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