Clinton to Appear on "The Daily Show"

31. Ya know "bhamvett" maybe you need a blow job. It does a body good!

Thanks good Clinton wasn't so uptight that giving a blow jobs became the only thing he could focus on. No it's the repub's that can't get over that fact that's he was getting some and they never do. So sad for you’ all

I'm from Texas and I think Bush is an idiot. Believe me folks a lot of Texan's hate Bush.

Posted at 4:30PM on Sep 14th 2006 by sosad

32. "Clinton knew where Osama Bin Laden was and was told to take care of him and he DID NOTHING"
oHHH somebody has been watching the FICTION on ABC and listening to Limbaugh again haven't they-bhammvet....

Posted at 4:36PM on Sep 14th 2006 by rocky

33. and im glad that you all know EVERYTHING too....what are yall a
bunch of damn mind readers?....fact of the matter is....u people
really have NO IDEA what the other country is thinking or what they
have...how STUPID would u feel if bush didnt do anything about it
and then they come and destroy our country....we r supposed to
just sit back and wait for what could possibly happen?
please.....u people are so damn stupid...and i can't express that
enough....u belong over with the enemy....these soldiers are out
fighting to PROTECT this country from those bastards....get a damn
clue

Posted at 4:37PM on Sep 14th 2006 by steph

34. For you freeper-W luven morons out there,dont let the FACTS get in your way,you never do!

Just for the record, under Richard Clarke's leadership
as Czar of Counterterrorism:.

· CLINTON developed the nation's first anti-terrorism
policy,
and appointed first national coordinator of
anti-terrorist efforts.

· Bill Clinton stopped cold the Al Qaeda millennium
hijacking and bombing plots.

· Bill Clinton stopped cold a planned attack to kill
the Pope.

· Bill Clinton stopped cold a planned attack to blow
up 12 U.S. jetliners simultaneously.

· Bill Clinton stopped cold a planned attack to blow
up UN Headquarters.

· Bill Clinton stopped cold a planned attack to blow
up FBI Headquarters.

· Bill Clinton stopped cold a planned attack to blow
up the Israeli Embassy in Washington.

· Bill Clinton stopped cold a planned attack to blow
up Boston airport.

· Bill Clinton stopped cold a planned attack to blow
up Lincoln and Holland Tunnels in NY.

· Bill Clinton stopped cold a planned attack to blow
up the George Washington Bridge.

· Bill Clinton stopped cold a planned attack to blow
up the US Embassy in Albania.

· Bill Clinton tried to kill Osama bin Laden and
disrupt Al Qaeda through
preemptive strikes (efforts denounced by the G.O.P.).

· Bill Clinton brought perpetrators of first World
Trade Center bombing and CIA killings to justice.

· Bill Clinton did not blame the Bush I
administration for first WTC bombing even though it
occurred 38 days after Bush left office. Instead,
worked hard, even obsessively - and successfully
- to stop future terrorist attacks.

· Bill Clinton named the Hart-Rudman commission to
report on nature of terrorist threats
and major steps to be taken to combat terrorism.

· Bill Clinton sent legislation to Congress to
tighten airport security. (Remember, this is before
911)
The legislation was defeated by the Republicans
because of opposition from the airlines.

· Bill Clinton sent legislation to Congress to allow
for better tracking of terrorist funding.
It was defeated by Republicans in the Senate because
of opposition from banking interests.

· Bill Clinton sent legislation to Congress to add
tagents to explosives, to allow for better tracking
of explosives used by terrorists. It was defeated by
the Republicans because of opposition from the NRA.

· Bill Clinton increased the military budget by an
average of 14 per cent, reversing the trend under Bush
I.

· Bill Clinton tripled the budget of the FBI for
counterterrorism and doubled overall funding for
counterterrorism.

· Bill Clinton detected and destroyed cells of Al
Qaeda in over 20 countries.

· Bill Clinton created national stockpile of drugs
and vaccines including 40 million doses of smallpox
vaccine.

· Of Clinton's efforts says Robert Oakley, Reagan
Ambassador for Counterterrorism:
"Overall, I give them very high marks" and "The only
major criticism I have is the obsession with Osama".

· Paul Bremer, current Civilian Administrator of Iraq
disagrees slightly with Robert Oakley as
he believed the Bill Clinton Administration had
"correctly focused on bin Laden.

· Barton Gellman in the Washington Post put it best,
"By any measure available, Bill Clinton left office
having given greater priority to terrorism than any
president before him" and was the "first
administration
to undertake a systematic anti-terrorist effort".

Posted at 4:41PM on Sep 14th 2006 by rocky

35. To the 2 haters: GET OVER YOUR CLINTON ENVY. At least he had brains (Shrubby was only a legacy at Yale...not SAT scores) and was respected around the world unlike this poor excuse for ....anything. Clinton knew how to run the government and how to get us out of debt, etc., etc.,etc.. You 2 can't stand it because you are so blinded by hate. President Clinton made a huge mistake by ever admitting he had sex with ML. He should have done what Bush 41 did and just said, "None of your business whether I was having an affair" (which he probably was). Guess you can't see what horrible shape this country is in. For you it's all about power not what's best for the US. You like being in other peoples bedrooms and uterus. What good has come from the 6 years with these clowns? Nothing! Katrina, 9/11, border security, all children left behind. They are total losers and they are destroying our country. 2008 can't come soon enough. And keep dreaming that you'll still be around after Nov. '06 and '08. Ask yourself: "Are you an American first or a Neo-con Repugnant? I think I know your answer, haters.

Posted at 8:40PM on Sep 14th 2006 by keneri

36. Steph, your so blind its ridiculous, do you actually think that Bush is going to stop terrorism?

Bush cant fix the world, in the bible the world ends and its going to end by our own hands with Bush taking war to them and them bringing war to us, its going to go on and on!

Terrorism has always been around, Clinton knew about it ,Bush knows about it, its just that we all felt overpowered and untouchable, but these people go through the same thing we do everyday. their children die too, so war is not good.

Security should be tighter, but war is only going to make the problem worse, their not going to stop and were not going to stop, eventually killing everything and everyone on the earth.

Posted at 4:59PM on Sep 14th 2006 by eli

37. Go rocky go!!!! You said it all my man!

Posted at 5:01PM on Sep 14th 2006 by sosad

38. There are lies and then there are lies. Lying about a blowjob; not so bad. Sending young men and women to die in some godforsaken hellhole because you have a john wayne complex and then lying to cover it up, now that is a LIE!!!

Posted at 5:06PM on Sep 14th 2006 by lady mcbeth

39. Big deal...the ex-president was not and is not: honest, sincere, moral or interesting.

Posted at 5:17PM on Sep 14th 2006 by Lani

40. And lets not forget ON WHO'S WATCH 9/11 happened.

FACT: ABC News reported, Bush Administration "officials acknowledged that U.S. intelligence officials informed President Bush weeks before the Sept. 11 attacks that bin Laden's terrorist network might try to hijack American planes." Dateline NBC reported that on August 6, 2001, the President personally "received a one-and-a-half page briefing advising him that Osama bin Laden was capable of a major strike against the US, and that the plot could include the hijacking of an American airplane." Rice herself actually admitted this herself, saying the Aug. 6 briefing the President received said "terrorists might attempt to hijack a U.S. aircraft." [Sources: ABC News, 5/16/02; NBC, 9/10/02]

Posted at 5:18PM on Sep 14th 2006 by rocky

41. #36 rocky I saw that report, and your 100% right ever since I saw it I could stand the prick even less

Posted at 5:27PM on Sep 14th 2006 by eli

42. Will they talk about all the great things Clinton did in eight years while Osama Bin Laden was preparing for 9-11? Or will they talk about the time Monica got her tongue caught in Bill's zipper? And that midget Stewart he is a real hoot. Hey I can criticize Republicans too, will I get a show? Probably not. I'm not Jewish!

Posted at 5:47PM on Sep 14th 2006 by Saint Hoover

43. I think LIVEWIRE wants to suck some ex-presidential wang.

Posted at 6:15PM on Sep 14th 2006 by LIVEWIRE SUCKS

44. I'm not even going to begin to explain how Clinton lying was awful and illegal, and how he should have been given the boot. I don't care if it was only a BJ, point is he put officers out of uniform and in prson for fraternization and inappropriate relationships with subordinates. Two faced? Yeah.

Anyhow, my note is to TMZ, who obviously has limited understatnding of the English language. Instead of listing people as "Senator Schmo, Senator Tweedle, Senator Dum, etc...", you could simply have just stated "Senators Schmo, Tweedle, Dum, etc..."

Reading that paragraph was tedious.

Posted at 1:12AM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Jenn

45. I love Clinton! And Stewart! Its so cool to see them together again. Can't wait till Monday. Men we need someone like Clinton to run this country again...so we can get back on being our best.

Posted at 6:36PM on Sep 14th 2006 by BB