Paris Gets Around (Her CD That Is)

31. I believe she says "Um Miss Paris Hilton signed my CD. She's afraid to walk out with me"

Posted at 5:24PM on Sep 15th 2006 by Tracy

32. hey!! i love paris's c.d. it should be # 1.

Posted at 6:52PM on Sep 15th 2006 by Tiffany

33. "tiffany"
I SO AGREE WITH U!!!!
I LOVE PARIS CD ALL HER SONGS ARE LIKE SO KOOL!!!!
IT SHOULD BE #1!!!!
PARIS IS SO PRETTY AND SO TALENTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE PARIS!!!!!

I LOVE PARIS!!!!!

I LOVE PARIS!!!!!

I LOVE PARIS!!!!!

I LOVE PARIS!!!!!

I LOVE PARIS!!!!!

Posted at 7:14PM on Sep 15th 2006 by paris hiltons and nicole richies biggest fan*hayley*_15_

34. LISTEN PARIS WHY DON’T YOU DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND INSTEAD OF CUTTING A CD YOU CUT YOURSELF. HOPEFULLY SOMEWHERE EXTREMELY PAINFUL LIKE YOUR WRISTS, THROAT OR ANYWHERE WHERE YOU WOULD SUFFER THE MOST. NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING THAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD REALLY ENJOY! I KNOW ABOUT PAIN I AM A 4 TIME CANCER PATIENT SURVIVOR BY THE AGE OF 18 AND I AM 22 NOW (no joke). LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR MOTHERS LEG AFTER YOUR FATHER WAS DONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SUCKS: YOUR CD SUCKS, YOUR ACTING SUCKS, THE WAY YOU GIVE HEAD SUCK...AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY (i seen the tape i give it a 1 out of a possible 10...i couldn't make a buck with you). YOU HAVE MONEY BUT YOU NOT SELF MADE (so what are you on this earth for)? YOU DON’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE UNLESS THEY HAVE CASH AND A LOT OF IT...NOT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT TS LIKE TO WORK (AND THE SIMPLE LIFE DOESN’T COUNT, ANYONE COULD GET FIRED FROM MULTIPLY JOBS AFTER ONE WEEK OF SLACKING WORK...ITS NOT HARD AT ALL). IF I WAS YOUR MOTHER AND KNEW WHAT WAS COMING IN THE FUTURE I WOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU, IF I WAS YOUR FATHER AND KNEW WHAT WAS COMING IN THE FUTURE I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED MY WIFE IN THE WOMB. YOU’RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE HILTON NAME. YOUR FAMILY TOOK YEARS TO BUILD UP A CREDITABLE NAME FOR THEMSELFS AND IT ONLY TOOK YOU 3 YEARS TO MAKE THE NAME A LIVING AND WALKING JOKE. PLEASE EITHER GET SOME TALENT OR BACK OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT LIKE YOUR SISTER, SHE KNOWS BETTER...TAKE A LESSON OFF HER. I HAVE WORKED IN PORN AND SEEN PORN STARS THAT ARE 10 TIMES HOTTER THAN YOU AND THEY HAVE MUCH LESS MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE...SO WHAT IS GOING ON? CAN YOU NOT FIND A DOCTOR THAT CAN FIX YOU UP PROPERLY? I KNOW IT’S A TOUGH JOB FOR ANY DOCTOR TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD BUT YOU HAVE MONEY I AM SURE THEY CAN MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD SO PEOPLE CAN AT LEAST CALL YOU EYE CANDY...YOU MAKE ME SICK. AGAIN PLEASE KILL YOURSELF (MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU CAN DRINK A BIT MORE THEN DRINK YOUR CAR OR AT LEAST LEAVE THE SPOTLIGHT OPENED FOR SOMEONE MORE TALENTED TO SHINE...MAYBE LIKE THE TACO BELL DOG, NOW THAT POOCH HAS A LOT MORE TALENT THEN YOUR ASS!

Posted at 11:30PM on Sep 15th 2006 by Dave Levin Philadelphia, PA

35. Wow!
What an honor! To be someone's sidekick, to make runs for forgotten CD's, coffee, possibly wiping boss' ass when boss is feeling lazy.
What is this little dark haired thing is so proud of? Who needs that 1.5 minutes of fame (we're not talking about 15min here) when you put yourself so low. - look, it's Paris herself holding on to my hand, aren't you jealous? Stupied.

Posted at 12:08AM on Sep 16th 2006 by LIDA

36. Post # 31 and 32,

haha, you're sooo funny!!! But, next time, come up with a better joke.

Posted at 10:25AM on Sep 16th 2006 by Mem

37. come on all you people that are jealous as hell of pretty paris,i think she's great,and all you bafunes need too get a life.

Posted at 3:55PM on Sep 16th 2006 by Murray Atwood

38. I think Paris Hilton's album is just great! I listen to it over and over and over and over again! Paris Hilton is Hot!

Posted at 8:09PM on Sep 16th 2006 by James L. Crum

39. you all think she sucks yet you waste your time commenting on her... i think you're all just jealous and i'm pretty sure that you all suck waaay harder than she does... and besides, shes rich so shut the f*ck up about her already

Posted at 5:34PM on Sep 16th 2006 by jay

40. after reading #33 i had to comment again, Dave i wish you did die of cancer i wish you died a long time ago because it seems like you've died inside already why would you care so much about someone you have never even met to want them to kill themseleves and to write a whole article on... get a life you suck so much you are so jealous that you cant be that famous please go catch cancer again and die alone in your home b/c you are a miserable lonley piece of sh*t, paris might not do everything you want her do but she does what she wants to do and doesnt wish death on other people, so i'm gonna stoop down to your level and say I HOPE YOU F***ING DIE OF CANCER TOMORROW

Posted at 5:39PM on Sep 16th 2006 by jay

41. lets see, oh! she's sooooo pretty. stupid statement #1. lets take a good look..sha'll we? She's bowlegged like she was born riding a horse, her ass is droopy, she has no tits, fake yellow straw like hair, uses an inmature "baby" voice, has no talent (i'm a house dj, this album sucks) she has no chilvary or honor with any her "friends" (the goes thru them like paper towels), she has a sex video (any amount of sex on video that is out MAKES YOU A WHORE!...even one recorded by your ex-boyfriend), pulled over for drunk driving.....for you blind children out there, these are not good traits. you obviously need parental supervision while on the computer. or is it, youre parents simply use the computer as a babysitter and just want you out of their hair? sad honestly, paris is of the same boat. rich parents that couldnt care less about children, let the rum amok, do who and what ever they want to....tu dah! paris hilton. socialites of the afore mentioned usually end up blowing their heads of with a shotgun once falling from grace. i'm anxiously awaiting seeing that headline. *rubs hands together* as for the fools that love this waste of life, get a clue, stay in school....do something other than worship a backstabbing, worthless whore. or.....keep on keepin on. who the f*** cares, hope you love living in trailer parks the rest of your life.


HEY....didnt i see you on Jerry Springer????

Posted at 9:50PM on Sep 19th 2006 by lol, paris sucks (literally)

42. I'm not jealous. Who would be jealous of THAT!?!?! Oh yeah, I forgot, she's got money...that she didn't earn. Hello!! She needs to give it to people who need it and not spend it on herself. And the CD, oh boy. I'm not even gotta get started. At least I have a sense of dignity.

Posted at 10:10PM on Sep 16th 2006 by EL

43. There was a time, back in the 1930s, when an heiress by the name of Barbara Hutton was in the news and adored by the masses.

Later on, there was Brenda Frasier, who was adored by the masses.

Each for a relatively short time span.

Famous for being famous & being society ladies.

They both came to very bad ends, prematurely.

Let that be a lesson to you, Paris.

History repeats itself, if you don't have the good sense to learn from it.

Posted at 1:02PM on Sep 17th 2006 by Vivling

44. I think most of her tracks are actually quite good, and frankly, if you don't agree with me, you can suck it.

Posted at 2:00PM on Sep 17th 2006 by Alex

45. It is obvious that you all are crasy about Paris or you wouldn't be giving her all of this attention. Good or bad it is all publicity and that just keeps her around longer.

Posted at 5:16PM on Sep 17th 2006 by whatever