Paris Gets Around (Her CD That Is)

46. "Paris" is a male cross dresser- a bad one! After i saw the video from her first single, i wished i was blind!!

Posted at 5:17PM on Sep 17th 2006 by susanita

47. #45 Wow! Could you sum it up any better? LOL, Loved it!!!

Posted at 11:20PM on Sep 17th 2006 by Amanda

48. hey.. well, i do believe that paris hilton is a sad commentary on humanity (at least in the "free world") and that the CD sucks.. but, sadly, it's comments like this that keep her at top cheerleader for the slutty-be-cool people out there.. seriously, if you want her to disappear.. a vast majority of america.. ney, the world.. has to just stop reading and/or caring what/who she does.. think about it.. myself included.. damned painkillers.. lol

Posted at 3:38AM on Sep 18th 2006 by Harley

49. Paris is Awesome!! She's such a good role model to young girls across America. Young poeple look up to Paris.

I don't know why you guys have such hatred for my friend and you don't even know her. You only see and hear whats in the tabloids or on TV.

We need to embrace her Talent and go out and buy her CD!

Paris is my girl! I love you girl!
Marty

Posted at 1:23PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Paris' Friend

50. I LOVE YOU PARIS!

Posted at 1:21PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Paris' Friend

51. 38. after reading #33 i had to comment again, Dave it seems like you've died inside already why would you care so much about someone you have never even met to want them to kill themseleves and to write a whole article on... get a life you suck so much you are so jealous that you cant be that famous please go catch cancer again and die alone in your home b/c you are a miserable lonley piece of sh*t, paris might not do everything you want her do but she does what she wants to do and doesnt wish death on other people.

Posted at 12:46PM on Sep 18th 2006 by DAVE

52. 31. hey!! i love paris's c.d. it should be # 1.

Posted at 6:47PM on Sep 15th 2006 by Tiffany

IT IS!! ITS THE NUMBER 1 PIECE OF CRAP THAT CAME OUT THIS YEAR!!!!

Posted at 12:46PM on Sep 18th 2006 by DAVE

53. 38. after reading #33 i had to comment again, Dave i wish you did die of cancer i wish you died a long time ago because it seems like you've died inside already why would you care so much about someone you have never even met to want them to kill themseleves and to write a whole article on... get a life you suck so much you are so jealous that you cant be that famous please go catch cancer again and die alone in your home b/c you are a miserable lonley piece of sh*t, paris might not do everything you want her do but she does what she wants to do and doesnt wish death on other people, so i'm gonna stoop down to your level and say I HOPE YOU F***ING DIE OF CANCER TOMORROW

Posted at 5:39PM on Sep 16th 2006 by jay

49. 38. after reading #33 i had to comment again, Dave it seems like you've died inside already why would you care so much about someone you have never even met to want them to kill themseleves and to write a whole article on... get a life you suck so much you are so jealous that you cant be that famous please go catch cancer again and die alone in your home b/c you are a miserable lonley piece of sh*t, paris might not do everything you want her do but she does what she wants to do and doesnt wish death on other people.

Posted at 12:44PM on Sep 18th 2006 by DAVE

sounds let the same person, just a different name.....oh so orginal...haha NOT. by the way your wish never came true, i bet the lord doesn't love you at all

Posted at 9:15PM on Sep 18th 2006 by Dave Levin Philadelphia, PA

54. And now she admit "I'm, like, not very smart."
Check this out!

http://www.thesuperficial.com/


Paris Hilton was questioned by the LAPD during the investigation into the home-invasion robbery of Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis (in which he was tied up, had his pants pulled down, was taunted by a dildo, and forced to admit on tape that he enjoyed gay sex) and in the audio tape admits she's not very bright:

"Like I really ... I don't remember. I'm not like that smart," Hilton said in police audio tapes set to air on "Dateline NBC" on Saturday night. LAPD Detective Steve Koman and Deputy DA Hoon Chun were asking Hilton to remember what she told Francis at a party shortly after the "Girls" mastermind was victimized on Jan. 24, 2004. Francis passed on Paris' information to cops, who eventually busted Darnell Riley. But when investigators pressed Hilton to recall her talk with Francis, she didn't remember much, The Post's David K. Li reports. "I like forget stuff all the time," she said.
Hilton also told the cops about "private tapes" that were stolen from her home and that a mysterious caller wanted money for them.

"They ... wanted money. They were tryin' to sell it to like a newspaper or something," said Hilton, who balked at paying - and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad. "So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life," Hilton said. "My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway."
There's too much going on here. Joe Francis admitting he's gay and almost getting sodomized. Paris Hilton admitting she's mentally handicapped. Maybe if I throw in these pictures of her pumping gas your brain will explode from an overdose of pleasure. And then, my friends, my mission in life will be complete. For I am Exploderhead: the exploder of heads.

Posted at 11:05PM on Sep 25th 2006 by Shar

55.
This is sweet revenge too!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,214418,00.html

Paris Hilton: No More Singing

Well, it was a fun idea while it lasted. But Paris Hilton’s debut album has sold a paltry 120,000 copies. It’s already pretty much off the charts, too.

With new releases from Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson and other big actual recording stars, Paris’ foray into the music business is about to become a Trivial Pursuit question.

However, the melody lingers on like bad fish. The costs on Paris are said to be ridiculously high, probably around $1 million considering travel, video and dog food. The album itself was also costly, with production fees usually seen on albums by — ahem — actual recording artists.

DIDN'T WE ALL PREDICT THIS? BYE BYE PARIS! IT DID MAKE FOR A GOOD JOKE THOUGH.

Posted at 11:07PM on Sep 25th 2006 by Shar

56. #42: I disagree with you and you can suck me. I just hope you didn't take sucking lessons from that Paris bitch. Only person I know who could put somebody to sleep while giving them head.

Posted at 10:03PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Deacon

57. I hope Kim Kardashian poses for playboy or stuff or some other magazine that shows hot women. I love her. She has a perfect ass, you can't tell from this video, But it really is amazing to see !

Posted at 11:25AM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Robert

58. http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005588904

Intoxicated Paris Hilton Throws Up On Stage In Las Vegas

November 21, 2006 8:24 a.m. EST


Maira Oliveira - All Headline News Reporter
Las Vegas, Nevada (BANG) - It's such a shame. Paris Hilton showed the crowd over the weekend that she just can't keep her act together - not even on stage.

The famous-for-no-reason star was recently caught vomiting onstage during a performance in Las Vegas.

According to Joshua Radin, the hotel heiress was extremely drunk as she took to the stage to "lip sync" two songs,

Radin, who was in Vegas to see rapper Jay-Z perform, wrote on his MySpace, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from a Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage after Jay-Z has finished, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes and leaves. I find the music business charming."

Radin also says Paris snubbed him even though they were sitting next to each other and kept staring at her reflection in a compact mirror all night.

He added, "Paris was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. But she never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us."

Posted at 9:04PM on Nov 22nd 2006 by Shar