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This Week's Biggest Losers 09/16/06

9/16/2006 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Fabio, Dalai Lama
The Dalai Lama came through Hollywood this week to spread the peaceful word. Now if it had been to publicize a new cross-promotion campaign featuring Fabio ("I can't believe it's not Buddha"), we might have paid attention. Instead, we were preoccupied with the likes of these mere mortals.

Emilio EstevezEmilio Estevez:

During a press conference this week at the Toronto International Film Festival to promote his newest film, Bobby, the returning director, writer and co-star bemoaned his one-time fate at the hands of Disney which, in exchange for financing his 1996 flick The War at Home, insisted he also do D3: The Mighty Ducks... for free. "It was a devastating experience," he said of the inevitable D3 critical drubbing. Well cry me a Malibu river. As someone who's been around the Hollywood game for ages (since, in fact, making a debut at age 17 in the TV movie Seventeen Going on Nowhere), you know the rules. For free or for $20 mill, a BAD movie is a bad movie. KEEP UP THIS WHINING (extra up deleted) and we'll have to start referring to the Sheen clan as two and a half men.



Jay ZJay Z:

Perhaps the only thing that can do more harm to a rapper's reputation than a rescinded felony charge is going back on their word, Word. After proclaiming in 2004 that his "Black Album"-Fade to Black documentary and CD combo was all part of a magisterial farewell, the Z-man went on a World Tour, collaborated with girlfriend Beyoncé and more. Now there is news of a November, Kanye West co-produced album entitled "Kingdom Come." On the upside, the rapper admitted to Entertainment Weekly that this was the "worst retirement, maybe, in history." On the downside, there's always the chance he could revert for his next coming-out-of-retirement party to his God-given name of Shawn Corey Carter, and release a Christmas album.

Tucker CarlsonTucker Carlson:

What's next? Rush Limbaugh trying to shed some pounds on NBC's The Biggest Loser? It's bad enough that MSNBC talk show host Carlson lost out on Dancing with the Stars to decrepit fellow TV interviewer Jerry Springer. But then, the Artist formerly known as Bowtie had to rub salt in the credibility wounds by tripping the light fantastic on Thursday's edition of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno with none other than Kiwi cutie Jessica Rose, a.k.a. Lonelygirl15. This intersection of a Boob Tube Boob and a YouTube Rube was the cherry on Carlson's melted Sundae, and for many channel surfers, ensured that the future sight of him taking politicians and newsmakers to task will forever rate a solid "1."

La Toya JacksonLa Toya Jackson:

The malt beverage, imported from Australia , is called Star Ice. Not Black Sheep Ice. So why then is It Girl Public Relations now gleefully proclaiming that it has been tapped to connect the slim line bottled drink to Hollywood nightclub patrons, WITH partner JACKSON AS THE MAIN SPOKESPERSON. Hey, if your outfit is called Twit Girl PR, maybe. But jumping into the Lindsay-Paris-Jessica-Nicole quadrant with [only - TAKE OUT] MJ's 50-year-old sister covering your back is about as logical as putting up a billboard in Brentwood for Gary Coleman's instant cash service. With apologies to Janet, think of this as a "Marketing Malfunction."

Arnold SchwarzeneggerArnold Schwarzenegger:

The Governator may want to start referring to himself as hot blooded, thanks to this week's tell-all book by one-time girlfriend Barbara Outland Baker. Titled "Arnold and Me: In the Shadow of the Austrian Oak," it details how Arnold did indeed inhale just about every female admirer in sight during his early bodybuilding days. Although Schwarzenegger has already tried to damage control the arrival of the 344-page paperback by the now 58-year-old Baker, an English Professor (!), there's no chance of being able to tap dance around it with a "it depends what your definition of groupie is" defense. Might as well just book the Oprah appearance now and take the Republican National Committee off speed dial.
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haterj    

Remember when Fabio was hit in the face by some sort of bird while he was on a roller-coaster???

2856 days ago
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linda    

yea i remember that. that is when he looked his best

linda

2856 days ago
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h8er#1    

That was awesome! He was so pissed!

2856 days ago
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it's all for publicity    

Fabio has nice tits! And is that a mole on the side of his huge face a-la Sarah Jessica Parker?

2856 days ago
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thepocketslammer    

Is that Latoya Jackson or some kind of mutant chihuahua?

2856 days ago
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casey    

Emilio Estevez or as he's known around hollywood-The ugly Sheen.

2856 days ago
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What IS that on Fabio's face? Maybe that bird left something behind...

Emilio Estevez -- I always thought for some reason he's the Sheen that can't get a break. Like Clint Howard, Stephen Baldwin -- the less attractive little brother thing. But I also thought Emilio sucked as an actor back when I saw "The Breakfast Club" as a teenager and I don't think he's much better now. I think it's pretty much over for him.

Didn't he do a movie with Charlie where they were both garbagemen? Don't think Disney forced you to do that movie, did they Emilio...

2856 days ago
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I need to add that my "less attractive little brother" theory really doesn't work in reference to RON Howard...

2856 days ago
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CoreyCarrier    

lol @ Emilio. lol

2856 days ago
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caveman    

emilio-what a stupid effen name, he reminds me of "pat " from saturday night live.
To save mike myers about 2 mil in the makeup trailer, look for emilio to star as fat bastard in the next austin powers flik.

2856 days ago
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lisa    

the biggest losers are the tmz idiots for putting down the dalai lama...wow...not only are you exhibiting your sheer ignorance, but you're messing aroung with some some pretty serious bad karma. i guess you'd make fun of all the buddhist monks that have been slaughtered in tibet, too...

2856 days ago
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monalisa13    

I agree with you, lisa, just when I think TMZ is becoming mildly amusing and maybe doing a little research on their stories, they put a photo of the Dalai Lama underneath the title - week's biggest losers? Good God, what is wrong with you people? Bad karma for sure. The man is beautiful, a spiritual icon and does more good for more people in this world than you will ever know or probably care about. I think you owe him an apology and a real story about him.

2856 days ago
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Michelle    

I think Emilio Estevez is hot. His film War at Home
is amazing and I'm sure his film "Bobby" will be
just as good.

2855 days ago
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Sherry    

What's that foreign object protruding from Fabio's face oozing all over his his girly purple shirt covering his man boobs? Gross.

2854 days ago

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