46. Hey, Adah Krane--the only thing I "understand" is that you are a loon who seems to have nothing better to do than sit around her retirement home obsessing-- yes, obsessing--about, of all goddamn things, Tom Cruise's alleged nostril dining habits. I have a hunch your "retirement home" is a rubber room in some loony bin. Now why don't you be a good girl and have your attendant change your diapers and sedate you, and forgot about all this ridiculous snot nonsense. Worry about what YOU eat, not what Tom Cruise or any other schmuck eats.

Posted at 10:11PM on Sep 17th 2006 by The Maven

47.
Anyone notice how much Suri looks like Chris Klein?

Posted at 10:26PM on Sep 17th 2006 by jim

48. Jim (#48)--She looks like an infantile version of Yoko Ono.

Posted at 10:46PM on Sep 17th 2006 by The Maven

49. FOr post # 24 Hippo : I like your style. Of course I agree with you 100%. Someone acutually accused me of being you after reading one of your posts.

For post # 25 and Post # 26 , Adah and Hallandale: Too funny. We all do a lot of stupid things when we are in grammer school. I 'm sure we all know what snut tastes like. However the thing about Tom Cruise wiennie is just hystercial. I had heard his member was actually INVERTED. lol...................

Post # 48 .Jim. You hit the nail on the head. You are not the 1st person to notice that. If I was Chris I would be RUNNING TO GET THE DNA CHECKED ON SURI.

Now that it's all but confirmed by Nicole herself, looks like she is pregnant. Just waiting for that crucial 3 month period to pass before she announces it. Once again , TOM IS SO BUSTED. He may have dodged the bullet so far, but it's about to make impact.

Posted at 11:21PM on Sep 17th 2006 by the wise old owl

50. (#24) Is that you Mr. Redstone?

Posted at 11:26PM on Sep 17th 2006 by kayla

51. I am still laughing at Hippo's post # 24. THe crack about the $200,000,000 having to be in one dollar bills in order to fill Tom's mouth was the biggest laugh I have had all night. I want to thank you for that. I too think the guy is FINISHED.

Posted at 11:35PM on Sep 17th 2006 by keep those posts coming

52. This is for post # 51 Kayla, I have read a lot of your posts on this website. You seem very impressionable. You must be very young. You stick up for every celebrity, no matter what. It's like all of them can do no wrong .

Just to let you know. These people you so idolize have closets full of skeletons that you can't even begin to comprehend. Instead of sticking up for these losers, you should do a little research and educate yourself a bit more, before expressing your opinion. At least that way, you can APPEAR TO BE INTELLIGENT.

Posted at 11:42PM on Sep 17th 2006 by the wise old owl

53. I just read in newest edition of US magazine that Tom goes off on his private jet to unwind and relieve himself of stress. I remember reading on a post on this particular site, that Tom has been having trists with his gay pilot for years. Not a very well kept secret in Hollywood. It is starting to make sense. That wasn't the 1st time had read about it.. Katie was getting upset because he would just take off on a wim and return when he felt like it. ( i'LL just bet it was a STRESS RELIEVER............................. YOU? )

Posted at 11:50PM on Sep 17th 2006 by what do you think ?

54. wise old owl you really are not that wise. You are a hater. I am educated and I know exactly what I am talking about. Tom Cruise is a great actor and I cant wait until his next movie. Dont preach to me, because I am not buying it. You sit on this site every day bashing anybody and everybody. so save your speech for somebody that will listen.

Posted at 12:20AM on Sep 18th 2006 by kayla

55. It may be a photoshop, it may be not, I don't know, just look here if you feel like it. Lindsay and stuff.

Posted at 12:20AM on Sep 18th 2006 by LIDA

56. Hey Harry Balzack
Maybe doing all that blow and c$%k sucking with impunity weakens the bones..who knew?

Posted at 12:54AM on Sep 18th 2006 by kissmya$$

57. To The Wise Old Owl (Post #50):

Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I hope you were not offended by being confused with me.

To Kayla (Post #51):

I assure you that I am not Sumner Redstone, although if I were, I probably would have been even more snarky in my posting.

To Post #52:

Glad I could make you laugh. I aim to please.

Posted at 1:24AM on Sep 18th 2006 by Hippo

58. Ironically, if only Lindsay had been drinking milk that night, she would have no cause to sue Milk Studios.

Posted at 1:35AM on Sep 18th 2006 by Jane Fonda

59. I am so sick of hearing about her car wrecks, falls, fights, parents, and her life! We all know you're an a**hole, Lindsay, do we have to spend the rest of our lives hearing about your STD's, rotting breast inplants,orgies with animals, and every other stupid mess you're going get yourself into?

Posted at 2:26AM on Sep 18th 2006 by Ron

60. Hey Maven,

I think you have a coupla young 'uns pullin' your leg. Two retirement villagers squealing in delight over Tom's weinie and snot-eating habits?

Sounds like a late nite sketch.

Very amusing, however.

Posted at 5:00AM on Sep 18th 2006 by BISQUE