K-Fed to Die in 2032

16. K-Dweeb is definitely a "Dee Dee Dee"

and in his honor here is a new song for his next record- sung to the tune of the Beverly hHllbillies

Let me tell you the story of a boy named K-fed,
A poor white rapper who could barely keep his family fed,
Then one day while rapping for some food, along came Br'tny the fool,
Spears that that is- mouse ears, lame muzak,
Well the next thing you know ol' K-fed's a millionaire,
Kin folk said you gotta move in with her,
So he packed up his bag and left his first wife,
For Br'tny that is, blond hair and bare feet,

Posted at 9:22PM on Sep 19th 2006 by YurMomma

17. Can we find out when Paris will die? pleezzee

Posted at 2:57PM on Sep 19th 2006 by sosad

18. Is he trying to impersonate Micheal Jackson.........He looks constipated too!

Posted at 8:51PM on Sep 19th 2006 by idontgiva_fuk!

19. First of all, it's funny how so many people have so many things to say about people that they've never met. You have to remember that the only things you know about these 2 people is what the "PRESS" has decided FOR YOU. I'm sure that if one of the tabloids found 3 or 4 not so cool things in your past, and decided that was ALL they were reporting about you, the world would soon hate you too. I can say what I do because Kev and B are good friends of mine. (FOR REAL) I've been to the Malibu home several times. I've been in the studio with K. I speak with him on about a bi-weekly basis. These are totally normal, regular people, just like the rest of us. Only ALOT richer! Yea, I will admit, that poppazao s**t wasn't hot at all. But I've heard the album and I have to say that the man has really grown as an artist. I mean come on.....the YingYang twins can rap? PLEASE. Do they get credibility just because they're black? (I am too, by the way) They really suck, but they get to make wack music have rap careers, and Kev gets hated? WOW!!!! The press really does have you all BRAINWASHED! Let's get real, leave this dude alone and let him do his thing!

Fingaz McGee

Posted at 1:01PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Fingaz McGee

20. "Birds of a Feather Stick Together"
Wh says that Britt is any better than he is....He surely was not the only man out there lusting for her doing her "reign".....if you want to call it that...
I pity the mothers who had to endure their little daughters acting like her....Hope they are out of that phase.

Posted at 1:35PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Jan cook

21. Fingaz Mcgee is a K-F**K azz kisser! Most of today's commercial music sucks in general, especially commercial hip hop, so what's yo point, girlie man? You should use ya fingaz differently, instead of fingerbangin K-F**k, you should BITCHSLAP him for tryin' to act "black" and being a bad father!

The only thing lower than K-F**K is a K-F**k AZZ KISSER!!!!

LIVEWIRE, the GANGSTA' POSTER OF TMZ

Posted at 2:17PM on Sep 21st 2006 by LIVEWIRE

22. What a fu***ng clown this guy is, he's a complete joke. Ever since he appeared out of nowhere in headlines (thanks to his lovely wife Sloppy) I was curious as to what sort of talent this trailer park superstar might have been blessed with. That is until I visited www.kevinfederline.com and nearly pissed all over myself while I stood up from rolling around on the ground laughing. The song playing in the background (I think it was called "Junkie", or something like that) sounded like the perfect mix of corny late '80s Will Smith lyrics and a poor attempt at a cheesy Backstreet Boys beat. K-Fag is way "beyond his time" and may have been able to woo 7 year old girls back in 1988, he should pull his record off the shelves and avoid embarrassing his once attractive wife and poor child, who is already screwed because he got stuck with the last name. -e

Posted at 3:25PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Bobby Digital

23. I THINK YOU PEOPLE ARE MEAN...
WHAT IF THAT WAS YOU PUT HIS SHOES ON YOU SEE HOW YOU FEEL
IF PEOPLE WAS SAYING THAT ABOUT YOU...
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Posted at 4:35PM on Sep 21st 2006 by SMART 1

24. K-fag looks like he's taking a huge dump right on the stage in this picture!

Posted at 5:16PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Whatever

25. K-F*CK.... I love that name! They guy who made that up has more talent than K-F*ck! HAHA! Come on now K... Get a REAL job and stop milking ur poor retarted wife. We all know u ain't EMINEM... Who are u trying to kid... More like Vanilla Ice, and we all know what happened to HIM.. Where's SUG Night when u need 'em, knock 54 of those years off the top..

Posted at 7:24PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Dawn

26. Well they didnt take into account of his son growing up hating him for abandoning him and Shar, so he might kill him before he turns 55.

Posted at 10:36PM on Feb 19th 2007 by Hullo

27. Yeah, well all I have to say is... HAHAHAHAHA I was just waiting for someone to tell me when this dude was gonna croak so I could put it on my calendar ;)

Posted at 7:03PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Spotts

28. if everyone can't stand k fed why does the media keep bringing him up??? we really are one nation controlled by the media. and i'll tell you this much you need to stop cuz no one cares.

Posted at 9:11PM on Sep 21st 2006 by kfedup

29. i dont know exactly who wrote this article but has not feelings as a person what so ever. you are not god this is someones dad that your talking about how would you like to hear saying your father is going to die because of his personality. you need to stop its not nice you should not talk and wish death upon no one. you fucking rich writers have nothing better to do than to get involoved into someones life he is human just like you and me. and what he or anyone does in their own life is none of your fucking business.

Posted at 9:28PM on Sep 21st 2006 by jordan

30. I thought that Brittney was the one that used to b pregnet

Posted at 10:47PM on Sep 21st 2006 by hottie