1. Multi-colored but not multi-talented.

Posted at 12:16PM on Sep 21st 2006 by STEVE

2. HAAA HAAA

TMZ............now that's the best outline I have ever seen you come out with when it comes to PARIS HILTON
She definitely needs to focus on something else besides her damn cell phone and the camera.
I have "YET" to see any natural camera shots of her.
Always a fake, phony, and URGLY smirk of a smile.

I wonder if she has given "PLASTIC SURGERY" an option yet?

LMAO

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Debbie

3. does that sweater have shoulder pads?!?!?

Posted at 12:23PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Jenn

4. We Love You Paris Hilton!!!

We Can't For The Release Of Your Second Album in 2007 and the "Are You With It" Song!!!

Posted at 12:24PM on Sep 21st 2006 by ok

5. She needs to apply Super Glue to her phone so it can be permanently affixed to her ear. BTW..what ever happened to her drunk driving arrest..why do some have to obey the laws and others just go out clubbing without a care in the world?

Posted at 12:27PM on Sep 21st 2006 by craig

6. DEAR PARIS,
I KNOW YOUR MOST LIKELY NOT GOING TO READ THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT WORTH MORE THAN 50 MILLION DOLLARS, BUT YOU SHOULD IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT AND YOU COULD LEARN A LESSON! WHY DON’T YOU DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND INSTEAD OF CUTTING A CD YOU CUT YOURSELF. HOPEFULLY SOMEWHERE EXTREMELY PAINFUL LIKE YOUR WRISTS, THROAT OR ANYWHERE WHERE YOU WOULD SUFFER THE MOST. NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING THAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD REALLY ENJOY! I KNOW ABOUT PAIN I AM A 4 TIME CANCER PATIENT SURVIVOR BY THE AGE OF 18 AND I AM 22 NOW no joke. I HAVE BEEN TO HELL & BACK AND NOTHING IS MORE PAINFUL THEN LOGGING ON TO THE INTERNET AND SEEING YOUR ASS TRYING TO PROMOTE OR SELL AMERICA SOMETHING. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR MOTHERS LEG AFTER YOUR FATHER WAS DONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SUCKS: YOUR CD SUCKS, YOUR ACTING SUCKS, THE WAY YOUR TREAT PEOPLE SUCKS, THE WAY YOU GIVE HEAD SUCKS...AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY I seen the tape One Night In Paris I give it a 1 out of a possible 10...I couldn't make a buck with you. YOU HAVE MONEY BUT YOU NOT SELF MADE so what are you on this earth for? YOU DON’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE UNLESS THEY HAVE CASH AND A LOT OF IT...NOT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WORK AND THE SIMPLE LIFE DOESN’T COUNT, ANYONE COULD GET FIRED FROM MULTIPLY JOBS AFTER ONE WEEK OF SLACKING OFF...ITS NOT HARD AT ALL. IF I WAS YOUR MOTHER AND KNEW WHAT WAS COMING IN THE FUTURE I WOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU, IF I WAS YOUR FATHER AND KNEW WHAT WAS COMING IN THE FUTURE I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED MY WIFE IN THE WOMB. YOU’RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE HILTON NAME. YOUR FAMILY TOOK YEARS TO BUILD UP A CREDITABLE NAME FOR THEMSELVES AND IT ONLY TOOK YOU 3 YEARS TO MAKE THE NAME A LIVING AND WALKING JOKE. EITHER GET SOME TALENT OR BACK OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT LIKE YOUR SISTER, SHE KNOWS BETTER...TAKE A LESSON OFF HER. I HAVE WORKED IN PORN AND SEEN PORNO STARS actually I worked in the porn industry for 2 years AND SEEN WOMEN THAT ARE 10 TIMES HOTTER THAN YOU AND THEY HAVE MUCH LESS MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE...SO WHAT IS GOING ON? CAN YOU NOT FIND A DOCTOR THAT CAN FIX YOU UP PROPERLY? I KNOW ITS A TOUGH JOB FOR ANY DOCTOR TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD BUT YOU HAVE MONEY I AM SURE THEY CAN MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD SO PEOPLE CAN AT LEAST CALL YOU EYE CANDY...YOU MAKE ME SICK. AGAIN PLEASE KILL YOURSELF MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU CAN DRINK A BIT MORE THEN DRIVE YOUR CAR OR AT LEAST LEAVE THE SPOTLIGHT OPENED FOR SOMEONE MORE TALENTED TO SHINE...MAYBE LIKE THAT TACO BELL DOG, NOW THAT POOCH HAS A LOT MORE TALENT THEN YOUR ASS!

TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS:
THINK THIS IS “HARSH”, “RUDE”, NOT RIGHT, I’M JEALOUS AND JUST LOOKING FOR CHARITY OR THAT I HAVE PENT UP RAGE...YOUR ALL DEAD WRONG I LOVE LIFE...I STAND FULLY BEHIND WHAT I HAVE JUST WROTE. IT’S NOT ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY SHE HAS, ITS ABOUT HER HAVING ALL THAT MONEY SHE DIDN’T EARN AND DID NOTHING FOR IT AND NOT DOING ANYTHING USEFUL FOR MANKIND now I am quoting Paris on this word LIKE helping people in need...SHE’S ONLY ABOUT HELPING HERSELF. AND I WRITE THESE WORDS BECAUSE SHE’S ON THE INTERNET AND TV BECAUSE OF HER NAME ONLY. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE IN LIFE, AND I LOVE IT. I HAVE HELPED OUT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITH CANCER by taking pills for a study group that may have killed me for 5 year just so in the future maybe people won’t have to go through what I went though, by talking to cancer patients and even going to donate my body when I die for research of long time cancer SURVIVORS AND I NEVER GOT IN THE NEWS FOR ANY OF THAT NOR DO I CARE TOO BUT I KNOW THAT IN MY HEART. THE ONLY THING I EVER GOT WAS A SMALL ARTICLE IN MY LOCAL NEWS PAPER FOR MY HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR PROJECT, THAT’S THE LEAST I CAN SAY FOR THIS WASTE OR A LIFE. IF YOU READ THIS AND DON’T LIKE IT GUESS WHAT, I TRULY DON’T CARE!

P.S. - PARIS IF YOU REALLY EVER READ THIS COMMENT PERSONALLY, YOU REALLY ARE A WORTHLESS BUT EXPENSIVE PIECE OF TRASH. YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR WAY OF LIFE RIGHT NOW FOR THE BETTER!

BY THE WAY I KNOW MY WORDS ARE GOING TO SEEM LIKE I MESSED UP TYPING BY ADDING SOME GOOFY WRITING IN THERE BUT THATS TMZ'S FAULT I TPYED IT RIGHT BUT THEY CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE MY COMMENTS COME OUT CLEARLY.

Posted at 12:31PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Dave Levin Philadelphia, PA

7. You fucking asswhole, Dave Levin. You don't even know what you're talking about.

There are a lot more worse people than Paris Hilton. Leave her ALONE! Will you get that in your head?

He's a CELEBRITY not a fundrasier. She won't live a miserable like just because you have one. Don't you get it?

She helps people when she has the time and when can, but that's not her work! She's a celebrity, an entertainer, a business woman.

She works hard for her money. And yes she is successful and she has the rights to be.

Go complain on other people, you stonehead.

Posted at 12:32PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Crack

8. NEVERMIND SRACTCH THAT VERY LAST PARAGRAPH OF MY COMMENTS THEY FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT.

Posted at 12:32PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Dave Levin Philadelphia, PA

9. If wearing a multi piece of clothing was the worst thing she has ever done.

AT LEAST SHE WAS FILMED WEARING CLOTHING.

HOW ABOUT STOP COMMITING CRIMES LIKE ALL THESE DRIVING OFFENSES ?

How about learning your "friends" names?

Going away so we DO NOT have to see you anymore?

Posted at 12:40PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Ms Kris

10. I REALLY HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT IN MY MOST HUMBLE OPINION, #4, YOU REALLY ARE AN ASS HOLE...........

Posted at 12:40PM on Sep 21st 2006 by marvin

11. TMZ STAFF might want to take a look at fashion. Their remarks sound like they came from someone that gets fashion advice from the Enquirer. I'm sure the TMZ STAFF feels like "fashion big shots" when they give their opinion. However, it only lets the readers know how little knowledge they actually have and makes them seem silly.

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 21st 2006 by Jonathan

12. FOR MARVIN,

We Love You Paris Hilton!!! I'm A Huge Fan Of Yours

Posted at 12:44PM on Sep 21st 2006 by ok

13. Dave needs to get some counseling!! Actually, I found the sweater very colorful and fashionable. Why are so many people so jealous of Paris? I would switch places with her in a minute!! She is a very lucky girl!!

Posted at 12:45PM on Sep 21st 2006 by debbie

14. # 7, YOU SHOULD REALLY LEARN HOW TO SPELL...........

Posted at 12:48PM on Sep 21st 2006 by marvin

15. I am so disgusted this is the most worthless piece of news EVER! Are you serious please tell me its april fools or just some sick joke. You mean to tell me someone actuall sat at a computer and put this story together you might as well quite your day job and be a telemarketer

Posted at 12:49PM on Sep 21st 2006 by I_know_I_know_yeah_you_too