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Kirstie Blows it Out

A huge plastic hot dog, an enormous Pez dispenser and a gaggle of stuffed, feathered birds are sitting on a lawn. No, it's not the set-up for a joke; it's Kirstie Alley's yard sale.
kirstie alley's stocking w/ inset of kirstie
Among the tattered items that Veronica has taken out of her closet are ripped lampshades, lots of children's toys, kitchen utensils and a cookbook by fellow Scientologist, Isaac Hayes. Did we mention there were enough huge food items to set a table for the Jolly Green Giant?


Also for sale: a huge wooden clown that would put a scare into Stephen King, tons of Christmas decorations- including a monogrammed stocking- enough dog sweaters to keep your pooch in stitches for weeks and one journal titled "My Fabulous Life"- completely blank. She must have acquired it after the cancellation of "Fat Actress."

And in a major breach of Academy of Television Arts & Sciences rules, the Jenny Craig pitch woman is selling her Emmy consideration DVDs. Hope they don't catch wind of this -- we don't think this is the kind of attention she wants from the Academy.

While not working the money table herself, Kirstie is keeping an eye on things and interacted with shoppers, even giving tips on how best to care for the new found treasures she has for sale.

Tags: Christmas, Garage Sale, GarageSale, Kirstie Alley, KirstieAlley, Scientology

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16. she did it just to show how simple minded some of the citizensliving in the united states are, and she succeeded quite well.. people, what she does is none of your business, which faith she follows, is none of your business. maybe if people would tend to their own business rather than the business of others this country would be more successful. why dont you discuss the guns at school, the drugs on the streets,,? please people get a life!!! Go Kirstie!!!!! you look awesome girl!!

Posted at 12:44AM on Sep 23rd 2006 by EMMe

17. scientologist are the newer charles manson followers.
charlie told my dad that in prison a couple years ago.

Posted at 1:01PM on Sep 23rd 2006 by kristen

18. I use to like her. Until I found out she belongs to Tom's crazy cult.

Posted at 8:01AM on Sep 23rd 2006 by Tony B

19. To post #17: That is really scary. I wouldn't be surprised. Anyone defending that organazation is nuts. The more I hear about their lunicy the more I detest them. L. Ron Hubbard was insane and so are all of his followers.

Posted at 3:31PM on Sep 23rd 2006 by just my opinion

20. People, let's live and let live. She lost a lot of weight which took a lot of conviction. She should be commended for that. This is America where everybody has a right to choose their own religion. I don't particularly like Scientology beliefs but that's Kirstie's choice. Leave her alone you haters!!!

Posted at 4:47PM on Sep 23rd 2006 by Keana Tuck

21. Is she including in that pile of sh*t some of the lard she's dropped pimping for Jenny Craig? It's a shame that suh a talented gal (she was great in "Cheers") should have degenerated into such a slob. But then, I suppose anything can happen if you're a Scientgologist, like she and the Cruiser. Two turds that floated down the alimentary canal together.

Posted at 11:18PM on Sep 23rd 2006 by The Lone Ranger

22. I love Kirstie Alley. And I find it seriously unrespectful and offensive that some people write negative comments about her here just because of her religious beliefs. If they did that to jewish of catholics they would be in trouble. All religions shall be respected. If your mother didn't teach you that at least respect the first amendment of the constitution of your country. Freedom of thought - freedom of religion.

Posted at 11:27PM on Sep 23rd 2006 by Joxe Arkaitz

23. Joxe Arkaith (#21), where did you get the idea Scientology is a "religion"? Its a goddamn CULT, you idiot--and it's been thrown out of a number of European countries. . .

Posted at 11:42PM on Sep 23rd 2006 by The Lone Ranger

24. Joxe Arkaith (#21), where did you get the idea Scientology is a "religion"? Its a goddamn CULT, you idiot--and it's been thrown out of a number of European countries. . .

Posted at 11:35PM on Sep 23rd 2006 by The Lone Ranger

25. why does her face go to one side, there really is no hope for her, what is her profession anyway, boy does she have a big mouth

Posted at 9:50AM on Sep 24th 2006 by audrey rose

26. Who wants her old crap? She should pay us to take it!

Posted at 10:22PM on Sep 24th 2006 by Whatever

27. America, the home of the free! It is her right to pratice the religion of her choice, to sell what she wants. when she wants. None of us have walked in her shoes, yet many seem quick to judge.

Posted at 9:37PM on Sep 25th 2006 by POWELL

28. She's fabulous! If she could do this at 50+, what excuses do the rest of us have for being overweight? Hat's Off!! What a great result!! She's sure boosted Jenny Craig's stock and they've done a lot for her. She looks great!!!!!!!! Hope she gets another series.

Posted at 2:58PM on Nov 7th 2006 by Louise

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