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Madonna: I Know What Jesus Would Do

9/22/2006 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Madonna has finally spoken out about the controversial mock-crucifixion scene in her "Confessions" world tour, and she thinks that if Jesus were a global pop icon he would hang himself from a big, lighted cross on stage as well.

As NBC vacillates over whether it should air the provocative portion of Madge's show in its broadcast special in November, Madonna decided to respond to all the criticism, saying in a statement that putting herself up on the cross "is no different than a person wearing a cross or 'taking up the cross' as it says in the Bible ... it is my plea to the audience to encourage mankind to help one another." And then: "I believe in my heart that if Jesus were alive he would be doing the same thing."

Whatever Jesus might do, Madonna is certainly raking it in: The "Confessions" tour has brought in $193.7 million from its 60 shows, making it the highest-grossing tour ever by a female artist, surpassing the $192.5 million Cher made over 273 shows during her nearly three-year "Farewell" tour of 2002-2005.


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Nix    

Madonna is the ultimate icon - simply nobody can come close to her!
WARNING: This thread will surely be plagued by stupid Mariah fans again!

2871 days ago
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JM    

"...as a therapist who seems cool and collected with his patients but turns out to be testy and self-doubting when he sees his own patients."

Wha? That don't make no sense.

2871 days ago
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Your Mama    

Madonna is an icon- in her own mind. Ive never been a fan of her music (that voice is not good!) but could appreciate her flair for showmanship. Now, she just seems lame and desperate for attention. It's sad. Maybe her daughter and Courtney Love's kid can form a support group.

I think if Jesus were here, he tell her to stop being such a skanktard and do something meaningful with her flife besides crazy Kabbalah water schemes.

2871 days ago
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anon    

Madonna-BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING

2871 days ago
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ROBIN    

What does this woman think....JESUS is alive! She will get hers in the end! Poor thing...soooooooooooo ignorant!

2871 days ago
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ROBIN    

Has anyone eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr seen such an ego as Donald Trumps? He is such an ego-maniac....why does he have to put the Trump name on everything?! Maybe he could have named the retirement homes something other what he did!

2871 days ago
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amy    

When I first read this-I thought this woman has lost her damn mind. If Jesus was alive-he wouldn't be a damn pop singer. (At least I hope not) Im sure he'd be worried about more important things, like the wars, starving countries, diseases, etc.

She's crazy!

2871 days ago
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kathryn    

When is this old chick going to go away?

2871 days ago
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Dea    

I'm offended by her current plans for the TV show......let's see how the sponsors (of the TV show) react......I plan to let them know how I feel....

2871 days ago
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ValjGra    

If...if Jesus is alive. Wasnt she raised catholic. Then she would know that He rose again and IS alive. She stuck her foot in her mouth again!

2871 days ago
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ROBIN    

To VALERIE GRANT! My point exactly....she is such a moron! Thank goodness there are still people that have religion and morals!

2871 days ago
12.

Brian    

Madonna: "I know what Jesus would do."

Do ya?

2871 days ago
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anon    

Jesus would tell her to get alife..one of her own NOT EVERYONE ELSES

2871 days ago
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anon    

And if Jesus was alive he be MORTIFIED
I dont think I'd see him straddling a dog

2871 days ago
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Pippi    

Wait a minute, She's supposed to be Jewish right? Don't Jews think Jesus hasn't came to earth yet? She's so trivial and desperate....

2871 days ago
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