Diddy v. Condi: Advantage Condi

Diddy vs. CondiDiddy learned a lesson in humility Monday, after a taping of "TRL."

Diddy was planning to beat a hasty retreat after his appearance, only to be stopped at the door. Turns out, law enforcement was out in full force in front of the MTV building in Times Square. To people on the outside, it looked like the traffic control was for Diddy. But no, the commotion was caused by a secretary.

Condoleezza Rice, the Secretary of State herself, was coming to the MTV building for an interview. Secret Service and cops, some armed with M-16 rifles, watched attentively as Condi made her way inside. The Secretary, who was wearing a bright red dress, stopped traffic -- literally! And all Diddy could do was wait.



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1. so what?

Posted at 5:43PM on Sep 25th 2006 by sasha

2. I think the better question is who has bigger teeth?

Posted at 5:45PM on Sep 25th 2006 by Condi dondi

3. Come on, the woman has it all, she's smart, can play classical piano, her biggest dream is to become commisioner of the NFL, and above all the woman is beautiful. Why wouldn't she be bigger than Diddy?

Posted at 6:03PM on Sep 25th 2006 by Julie

4. Two homosexuals stopping traffic in NYC.
What's new?

Posted at 6:09PM on Sep 25th 2006 by COOTERPUNCH

5. Who's Bigger?

Prick be put in his place...diddy is nothing but a punk, Diddy is a bigger loser and deadbeat dad, this asswipe needs to be put down the arrogant ugly prick. J-lo busted this idiots ass when she bashed him from a daddy to a diddy, so diddy is nothing without his money and the asswipes he pays to hang around him so that he might appear important, but f*** with him and you'll see the scared ghetto a**hole that he really is. as for cond-what can i sat about a bush ass kisser, she needs no lipstick her lip are red from kissing bush's ass!!!

Posted at 6:09PM on Sep 25th 2006 by tHUG bOY

6. ... and Nicole waits for for the racial slurs to commence.

Posted at 6:46PM on Sep 25th 2006 by Nicole

7. HA HA HA . It's about time P. Diddy the poof , got knocked off his high horse. I wish I could of seen his face drop when he found out all the camotion wasn't about him. I bet his head shrunk right there and then , about 4 sizes. Hee heee.

However, I think they over did the security for Condelezza .I am sure 3 cars would have been suficient. This is where are tax money is going ? That is way too excessive. It looked like they called in the Militia to escort her. Geez Bush......time to cut back on the goverment spending.

Posted at 6:28PM on Sep 25th 2006 by the wise old owl

8. Diddy is a joke, 'nuff said on the wankster.

As for Condi, who cares if she can play classical piano? Poster Julie also states that ABOVE ALL, she's beautiful??? Condi is FREAKING UGLY, inside and out! She is a sellout to America by not only justifying the Bush "War on our MINDS", but she is a liar and a snake, like the rest of the neocons. Watch her evade questions when she was on the stand for the 911 report. SNAKE!

Karma is great though! Condi is morally bankrupt sheeple and her place in history is secure as a neocon snake!

Posted at 6:31PM on Sep 25th 2006 by LIVEWIRE

9. diddy schmiddy......condi schmondi!

Posted at 6:32PM on Sep 25th 2006 by michelle

10. When is P diddy going to join Tupac? He is way over do for the rendezvous

Posted at 4:35PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Snoop

11. So did something happen? Did he punch someone? Did condi do something, see something??? No you say. Then NEXT.

Oh and to the poster "Nicole", Shame on you!

Posted at 6:52PM on Sep 25th 2006 by notworkrelated

12. You can tell with P. Diddy's doubletake that he is jealous. He is going to have to tripleup on HIS security detail just so that he can keep up with Condi.

Posted at 6:52PM on Sep 25th 2006 by kat

13. #9:
LOL, I was just thinking the same thing. At least we have almost a full page of reader commentary without a single racial slur. I think that's pretty good, compared to the usual stats. Let's try for 2 full pages!

Posted at 6:55PM on Sep 25th 2006 by White girl

14. Condi beautiful????

Beauty is skin deep and ugly is to the bone.

Posted at 6:58PM on Sep 25th 2006 by Etta

15. To post # 5 Thug boy : That was just too funny. I really got a laugh out that post. I can just see Diddy now, running and hiding behind some paid for gangsta for protection when he gets a little heat. Ha ha .

To post # 7 Livewire : Always finding your thoughts entertaining. I know we share the same view on that wacker P. Sh*tty. He is so full of himself I'm surprised he doesn't weigh double when he gets on the scale .Talk about EGO.

Now there's a talentless guy who really got lucky.

Posted at 7:13PM on Sep 25th 2006 by the wise old owl

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