Jen's Dog Day Afternoon

46. the reason we bring up B & A is because of the fact that you can't comment on them without mentioning how they treated jennifer. face it, as long as people keep bringing up the past, the door swings both ways. i like Brad no matter who he's with i knew as soon as he got with jennifer he was way out of her league and he wouldn't be satisfied with a woman of her limited worldliness. his mom was probably riding him to get married and start a family so he got with the easiest woman he could find (as far as walking down the aisle goes)
you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig, when he finally realized that,he dipped out and went with someone better suited to his circle.

Posted at 9:23AM on Sep 26th 2006 by gojo

47. Jen is a class act.

Posted at 3:44PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Margaret Gordon

48. nobody told you that
your face could stop a truck
clap-clap-clap-clap-clap
Brad had to bag your head
whenever you would f*ck


(cuz) jen's a slaggy tw*t
he would jizz on her face
jen's a slaggy tw*t
and she looks a disgrace
jen's a slaggy tw*t
and she ought to be shot


your acting stinks almost bad
as your cootchie does
clap-clap-clap-clap-clap
you made him lose his wood
because your such a scuzz


(cuz) jen's a slaggy tw*t
he would jizz on her face
jen's a slaggy tw*t
and she looks a disgrace
jen's a slaggy tw*t
and she ought to be shot


you're such an ugly pooch
you had to sleep with Vince
clap-clap-clap-clap-clap
even he got gagged up
haven't seen him since


(cuz) jen's a slaggy tw*t
he would jizz on her face
jen's a slaggy tw*t
and she looks a disgrace
jen's a slaggy tw*t
and she ought to be shot

Posted at 11:42AM on Sep 26th 2006 by Anon

49. IMO, those of you who think that the VF interview was classy are just sucked in by her and her publicist's media manipulation. She gets to try and look good and get her friends to say things like "its really brad who didn't want kids" etc. and the journalist to slag off on Angelina jolie - though Jennifer herself said that Angelina was not the cause of her break up.

First of all, there is nothing classy in talking about your divorce to millions of people who don't actually have a stake in your marriage. I don't think Hilary Swank was classy either BTW for talking about her break up with Chad Lowe and revealing an old drug habit which he appears to have under control. In other times, its called washing your dirty linen in public.

Secondly, if you want to say things, say it yourself. Don't use your friends to say things about your marriage break up. You simply cannot explain why her FRIENDS HAD BE TO included in the interview about a very personal matter, her marriage break up, unless it is to say the things she didn't want to say herself. I don't have a problem with celebrities trying to manipulate the media but hell, do it well, do it with some subtlety.

She was angry because she felt humiliated, like a high school girl, for being dumped, not because she lost someone. I've never read an interveiw of her really take responsibility for her part in the demise of her marriage - and yes, after a 7 year relationship, fault is on both sides. She used her friends to blame Brad, but has never acknowledge how she herself contributed to her marriage break up. I've been around enough to know, in a relationship of 7 years, the break up is on both side.

For someone who wanted to sound like she was so hurting in the VF Interview (done in July 05), she was pretty ready to sit on VV's lap by mid October, a mere 2 and half months later. I don't know about you but if i was really hurting like her friends implied in the VF interview, I wouldn't be sitting on another man's lap 2.5 months after I kept bursting into tears about my break up. Then we find out in her an interview that in fact, she considered her relationship with Brad to be over by mid 2004, a full 12 months or more before her her VF interview. So, doing the Break Up was not difficult at all (see her off the cuff remark to a journalist). manipulation anyone??

Then there was the non engagement. Really, did she need to call People. More media manipulation anyone?? I want to give her the benefit of the doubt hat she was genuinely in a relationship with VV and not for the benefit of the movie The Break Up. But you know, its difficult to give her that benefit when you consider that VV has been conspicously absent from her life and vice versa, within 6 weeks of TBU's launch. I read that he is away filming but she could visit him. She said herself that the next time she is in a relationship, she would take more holidays and spend time with her man. And don't say that she and VV didn't want to create the impression of a relationship. Lap Dancing anyone?? Kissing photos?? Remember them?? I was really quite happy for her to be in a relationship, to move on. But now, I feel her relationship with VV was just for the film, after all, it conveniently faded weeks after TBU was launched. May be I'm wrong. For her sake, I hope I am. What ever you might say about Tom and Kate, at least, they have been together now for 18 months, have beautiful Suri and seem genuinely together despite all the knocks.

Posted at 2:57AM on Sep 27th 2006 by Yes Team Jolie Pitt

50. You guys talking bad ab. Jen, *biip* off...
Why don't you simply spend your precious time doing something else?
Let her walk the dogs without having people judging her!
Jen is a fantastic person. My local beach is the one seen on the picture. She is so natural. Her and Courteney (the white/brown dog in the background is one of Courteney's dogs) enjoy their weekends on the beach like we all do on those sunny days. Stop mentioning Brad and Angelina! Instead, go to their sites and comment their pictures instead of this crap. It hurts reading what you guys write about her... She does not deserve it! - Trust me, I know her...

Posted at 10:03PM on Sep 29th 2006 by Naomi

51. To post # 23. By Sharon.
Ohhhh Sharon, you just made my day so much better after having worked for 8 hours, but I do have a few questions for you. Does she truly appear stupid to you? So you must feel pretty sharp, right? Hold on a sec, I am laughing so hard, I can't type....Ok, back. Where do I begin? Sharon, Sharon, Sharon a man does not walk "it's" dogs. He walks his dogs. Please look up the difference between "to" and "too" and "your" and "you are, or in your case you're" (just a hint: they are all completely different words.) Also, please take another look at the words: commenting, don't, and definitely. If you can’t find anything wrong with them, please use spell check. Believe me; it will make you feel even smarter. But shhhhhh this is between us, I don’t think anyone else noticed.

By the way, Love Jen!!!

Posted at 9:22AM on Sep 27th 2006 by Boston

52. I thought this was a post about Jennifer Aniston? Where does it mention Brad and Angelina? Is my page not refreshing properly or something?

Posted at 4:52PM on Sep 26th 2006 by confused

53. To Holly...How in the world can you think she does not have class. It's clear you have not seen any interviews of her. And ANY time your husband leaves you for another woman..it is heartbreaking. How you can be on Brad's side is beyond me. You must think backwards or something.

Posted at 5:47PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Melissa

54. I think Jen is more of a coward than anything else. When she found out about Angie she automatically gave up and filed for divorce she was too afraid to fight for Brad. She's not being classy in interviews shes being cowardly. I mean listen to her she says she likes Angie she congratulated them when they had the baby, I even read somewhere that she says she's glad Brad is a dad. She's so terrified that she pretends she's o.k. with everything that happened, that woman needs to get some balls. She is a total coward she's hiding behind her fear. And it has turned her into a phony because her pathetic fans are doing all the fighting for her.

Posted at 8:26PM on Sep 26th 2006 by You cant be classy if your too cowardly!

55. To "You cant be classy if your too cowardly" and others that have this “poor Jen” mentality.

If you think you somehow know what’s going through her mind when you’ve never even met her you must be delusional. Like anyone else that’s ever been dumped, you pick yourself up ad move on. She probably wishes her fans would move on as well. Ever heard the expression “beating a dead horse?”

Disclaimer: No horses were beat in the making of this post.

Posted at 8:47PM on Sep 26th 2006 by giveagirlabreak

56. To ANON: You're a disgrace...

"and she ought to be shot"!

Posting this should be a crime. Please consider what you post. You migh show too much of your dark side!

Posted at 1:15AM on Sep 27th 2006 by Naomi

57. Jen is damned if you do, damned if you don't. Her husband left her for a tramp. Obviously, their marriage was having problems, and I don't know about the rest of you, but if your husband disrespects you by having an affair...where's the fight? Why should she "fight" for him? That does not make her not classy. I think it's classy that she let him have what he wants and didn't make a big fight over it. There were no great legal battles over material things or money...it was quiet and over with. Sure she is sad in interviews, but she's grieving folks! You can't tell me that you wouldn't do the same with a loss.

I give her alot of credit for how she handled things. She looks great. She seems very down to earth, and I wish her the best in her career and relationships. Karma is a big thing...and it will bite those that are deserving.

Posted at 3:37PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Patti

58. So, in summary, just in case I'm not clear enough - I think she is a fraud. I don't believe she was really hurting about Brad. Angry yes, hurt due to humiliation yes, hurt due to loss, no. But to be lap dancing on the balcony with VV 2.5 months after your friends say you were so badly hurt suggests to me that there wasn't a lot of genuine feeling left for Brad.

I'm willing to think that she wasn't so cynical as to start a relationship with VV just so that it would benefit TBU so there was some genuine feelings there. But IMO, I think the termination of the JA/VV relationship was carefully calibrated to finish soon after TBU, and that was pure media manipulation. Oh, perhaps they aren't over yet, perhaps they really are dating. Hmmmm. Looks like Jennifer hasn't learnt to take time to spend with her man to develop a relationship - something she herself said she would do in her next relationship.

And please, Naomi, you met her on the beach and she says hello, may be even stop for a chat. I'm perfectly willing to concede that she was pleasant enough. Everyone of us here have been politely warm and nice to strangers, neighbours. But just look at her actions to others who should matter to her. Her mother, a woman she claims to have had a "them against the world" relationship and see how she was willing to cut her off for nearly 10 years. (" And please don't compare Angelina's relationship with her father to that of Jennifer's relationship with her mother. Jon V was not much of a father, by his own admission, he pretty much abandoned his children."). Look at her actions against a man she claims she will always love - and see how she gets her friends to stick the knives in - ("brad was the one who didn't want kids"). Listen to how she slags her own films - RHI and Derailed. How she slags her fans like you - you "make her skin crawl".

Done.

Posted at 4:45AM on Sep 27th 2006 by Yes Team Jolie Pitt

59. >>Boston

Correcting people's spelling on a blog??? H-LOL

Kind-of makes you a loser to pick on the illiterate. If you're looking for intelligent repertoire don’t visit a Celebrity gossip site. Just between us.

Posted at 10:52AM on Sep 27th 2006 by snobbugme

60. naomi, like anyone who knows her is sitting here at TMZ blogging with the rest of us. jennifer fans are delusional and flat out liars

all you got is classy, a term used when beautiful and talented don't fit. she didn't look so classy, ass out drunk by the poolside in las vegas with vince some months ago. her fans just see what they want to see. she's shallow & insignificant woman with so-so looks and talent. her career is kept alive solely by a generation of rachel fans with arrested developement.

givethegirlabreak: you're right, we don't know what goes on in her head,probably cause very little does. her biggest claim to fame is being left by brad pitt. there would probably only be 5 bloggers here if she had'nt

Posted at 11:47AM on Sep 27th 2006 by Anon