Lindsay To Paris: Take That, Hoochie Mama!

31. Well guys, I think this has gone on long enough...it's time for all of you to open up your eyes and call: BULLSHIT!!

It's one big scam. All of it. And the paparazzi and sites like this are the butt of the joke.

Lyndsay, Paris, Brandon...all rich, all young, all friends. Thing about it.

Posted at 9:43PM on Sep 25th 2006 by Private Eye

32. think* (LOL)

Posted at 9:44PM on Sep 25th 2006 by Private Eye

33. #2, Do you think perez Hilton CARES?? That's why he does it! He KNOWS he has some haters, but he AINT NO SELF RIGHTEOUS dick either, which is why he is still likeable. He has a REAL life, unlike some homely depressive low lifes who don't know what it's like to be popular. So, he doesn't have TIME to care for any hate. He's livin life and lovin it, obviously. Or else he wouldn't be in this business of gossip.

BY THE WAY, in regards to celebs hating blogs and paparazzi. Once again... do you think that people in the gossip industry CARE? They must HATE celebs or have no respect or worship for them, to be in the tabloid industry. Do any of you get this, especially celebs? I would not be surprised if a lot of those in the gossip industry were aspiring actors who never made it.

So, when celebs and celeb worhsippers feed into this frenzy of tabloids, they're giving fuel to them. That's what they want! Why not make it boring for the papparazzi instead?

Take Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake for example. The photogs are making millions off of them. These two must be the dumbest hicks around. Same goes for Britney. WHY do they SHOW that they care? That's what the friggin tabs want! These tabs and papz harass people to get an outburst. That's why the police always stay back and don't really do much when it comes to defending celebs. They KNOW it's what tabs want! And these men and women have families, so they don't want to get involved in celeb problems.

Posted at 10:17PM on Sep 25th 2006 by Jessica

34. Now I'm not sure how to go about this for Lindsay but leaving a guy for another that Paris Hilton has hooked up with can be seen in two lights: Payback and Low standards. On the payback side, I f Lindsay is truly with Starvin' Stavros then that should add more fuel to the Paris/Lindsay rivalry. As far as the low standards go, could she at least find some guy that is at least decent lookin' no offense to Starvin' Stavros. And yeah, who dumped who between Lindsay and Harry?

Posted at 10:30PM on Sep 25th 2006 by Deron

35. Stavros Niachors is a HOTTIE! and as we all know, women are quite competitive for a hotties attention.

Leave them alone. The guy obviously can handle these two women, Paris and Lindsey . Let them fight over him. He must be enjoying it.

I love to see women fight over this guy... STAVROS NIACHORS.

I would have probably enjoy to watch Angelina Jolie, Gwyneth and Jenn Aniston fight over Brad.

Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz over Tom Cruise.

CATFIGHTS! MEOOOWWW

Posted at 12:33AM on Sep 26th 2006 by Connie Sugar

36. Everyone is assuming that Paris gives a crap! I find it hard to believe that she could care about anyone or anything more than herself. So, let's face it. Maybe it is payback, and maybe it's not. If Paris does care, then I say "way to go Lindsay!" I am no LiLo fan, but I absolutely have hated Paris since the Firecrotch incident. I don't care what anyone says, but no "lady" would have ever thought those remarks made by that neanderthal, nit-wit, idiot Brandon Davis could be funny. She laughed hysterically as he spouted off the most obscene, nasty remarks and then wants to act like she is innocent and hurt when the TMZ viewers made negative comments about her. No matter how much I ever hate another woman, I would never think comments like that would be funny or appropriate. Just because she didn't say them......well, you know the old saying, "guilty by association", and in this case, she was not only guilty, but complicit as well. She showed she is a low-class bitch, and I believe maybe, just maybe, it's payback time. I sure hope so.

Posted at 7:39AM on Sep 26th 2006 by Teresa

37. Poor "FART IN A MITTEN" has got egg on her face. Also TMZ forgot to mention that Paris' new name "FART IN A MITTEN" is also embedded into pop culture.

Posted at 11:05AM on Sep 26th 2006 by JJ

38. "TEAM FART IN A MITTEN" or "TEAM FIRECROTCH" t-shirts now available

Posted at 11:09AM on Sep 26th 2006 by Kyle

39. I WOULD DO THEM BOTH, YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE, THE MORE WE TALK THE MORE ATTENTION THEY GET ,THE BETTER THEY ARE. IF THEY ARE SO BAD ,WHY DO THEY MAKE SO MUCH MONEY OFF OF US THE MIDDLE AND LOWER INCOME? WE MAKE THEM FAMOUS.

Posted at 5:29PM on Sep 26th 2006 by VENOM 69

40. Celebrities are overrated. Why should we care about what they're up to? They don't even have much talent, but a lot of people obssess over them. Wtf? Get over these damned lies about them and get your own life! D:

Posted at 2:34PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Someone o.o