Paris' Pricey Italian Job

1. that dress is ugly and the headband doesn't match

Posted at 12:20PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Alison

2. I'm predicting a rise in STD's among Europe's men. Hope they're double baggin' it:) Maybe they should ask papa joe what type condom he prefers when he's with his girls?

Posted at 12:20PM on Sep 26th 2006 by mlc31

3. Eventually these heffers will have a fall out just like when nicole and paris did!

Posted at 12:29PM on Sep 26th 2006 by michelle

4. DEAR PARIS,
I KNOW YOUR MOST LIKELY NOT GOING TO READ THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT WORTH MORE THAN 50 MILLION DOLLARS, BUT YOU SHOULD IT'S REALLY EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AND YOU COULD LEARN A LESSON. PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO VIEW THIS OVER! WHY DON’T YOU DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND INSTEAD OF CUTTING A CD YOU CUT YOURSELF. HOPEFULLY SOMEWHERE EXTREMELY PAINFUL LIKE YOUR WRISTS, THROAT OR ANYWHERE WHERE YOU WOULD SUFFER THE MOST. NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING THAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD REALLY ENJOY! I KNOW ABOUT PAIN I AM A 4 TIME CANCER PATIENT SURVIVOR BY THE AGE OF 18 AND I AM 22 NOW no joke. I HAVE BEEN TO HELL & BACK AND NOTHING IS MORE PAINFUL THEN LOGGING ON TO THE INTERNET AND SEEING YOUR ASS TRYING TO PROMOTE OR SELL AMERICA SOMETHING. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR MOTHERS LEG AFTER YOUR FATHER WAS DONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SUCKS: YOUR CD SUCKS, YOUR ACTING SUCKS, THE WAY YOUR TREAT PEOPLE SUCKS, THE WAY YOU GIVE HEAD SUCKS...AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY I seen the tape One Night In Paris I give it a 1 out of a possible 10...I couldn't make a buck with you. YOU HAVE MONEY BUT YOU NOT SELF MADE so what are you on this earth for? YOU DON’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE UNLESS THEY HAVE CASH AND A LOT OF IT...NOT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WORK AND THE SIMPLE LIFE DOESN’T COUNT, ANYONE COULD GET FIRED FROM MULTIPLY JOBS AFTER ONE WEEK OF SLACKING OFF...ITS NOT HARD AT ALL. IF I WAS YOUR MOTHER AND KNEW WHAT WAS COMING IN THE FUTURE I WOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU, IF I WAS YOUR FATHER AND KNEW WHAT WAS COMING IN THE FUTURE I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED MY WIFE IN THE WOMB. YOUR AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE HILTON NAME. YOUR FAMILY TOOK YEARS TO BUILD UP A CREDITABLE NAME FOR THEMSELVES AND IT ONLY TOOK YOU 3 YEARS TO MAKE THE NAME A LIVING AND WALKING JOKE. EITHER GET SOME TALENT OR BACK OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT LIKE YOUR SISTER, SHE KNOWS BETTER...TAKE A LESSON OFF HER. I HAVE WORKED IN PORN AND SEEN PORNO STARS actually I worked in the porn industry for 2 years as an editor for a porno site AND SEEN WOMEN THAT ARE 10 TIMES HOTTER THAN YOU AND THEY HAVE MUCH LESS MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE...SO WHAT IS GOING ON? CAN YOU NOT FIND A DOCTOR THAT CAN FIX YOU UP PROPERLY? I KNOW IT’S A TOUGH JOB FOR ANY DOCTOR TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD BUT YOU HAVE MONEY I AM SURE THEY CAN MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD SO PEOPLE CAN AT LEAST CALL YOU EYE CANDY...YOU MAKE ME SICK. AGAIN PLEASE KILL YOURSELF MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU CAN DRINK A BIT MORE THEN GET BEHIND THE WHEEL OF YOUR CAR (and please don't use a seat belt) OR AT LEAST LEAVE THE SPOTLIGHT OPENED FOR SOMEONE MORE TALENTED TO SHINE...MAYBE LIKE THAT TACO BELL DOG, NOW THAT POOCH HAS A LOT MORE TALENT THEN YOUR ASS! BY THE WAY YOUR ALSO SUCH A GREAT FRIEND HAHAHA... not...EVERYONE YOU MEET YOU TURN ON AND STAB IN THE BACK FROM TARA REID TO NICOLE RICHIE AND MANY MORE...I WOULD THINK ANYONE CLOSE TO YOU THAT ISN’T FAMILY OR NAMED JIZZILY BEAR SHOULD KEEP YOUR EYES FOCUS ON HER ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I KNOW YOU SHE"S JUST SHARPING UP THAT BLADE TO PLUG IT INTO SOMEONE ELSE WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE ITS TIME. SO WATCH OUT KIM KARDASHIAN YOUR TIME ISN’T UP YET, BUT KNOWN PARIS IT WILL BE...SOONER OR LATER. BY THE WAY, THAT LITTLE "TRICK" YOU AND YOUR SISTER DO WITH YOU CELL PHONES WHEN YOU DONT WANNA ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS (E.I. LIKE NIKCY Hilton WAS COMING TO PICK YOU UP FROM JAIL ANF SHE WAS ON THE PHONE UNTIL SHE GOT INTO THE POLICE STATION TO POST YOUR BOND (AND ONCE IN THE STATION SHE JUST PUT IT AWAY OR WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA TALK TO PEOPLE (Paris) WHILE GOING INTO A CLUB OR YOUR FAVORITE HOTSPOT OF THE NIGHT). WHO IS THAT YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH ALL THE TIME THAT YOU SEEM TO BE IN "HEAVY" CONVERSATION WITH UNTIL YOU GET PAST THE PEOPLE AND THEN ONCE YOU ENTER THE "HOTSPOT" OF YOUR CHOICE THAT CONVERSATION ENDS EXTREMELY QUICK (I GUESS YOUR CALLING TIME TO MAKE SURE YOUR WATCH IS ON TIME?...YOUR NOT THAT SLICK PARIS JUST WALK PAST THE PEOPLE AND JUST DONT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS IF YOU DONT WANT TO....YOUR FAKE IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE!

TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS:
THINK THIS IS HARSH, RUDE, NOT RIGHT, I’M JEALOUS, JUST LOOKING FOR CHARITY OR THAT I HAVE PENT UP RAGE AND THINK I AM SICK IN THE MIND MAYBE YOUR JUST SHOCKED THAT SOMEONE COULD WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT (but everyone knows the TRUTH hurts) BUT I STAND FULLY BEHIND WHAT I HAVE JUST WROTE. EVEN THOUGH I REALLY AM SANE. IT’S NOT ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY SHE HAS, ITS ABOUT HER HAVING ALL THAT MONEY SHE DIDN’T EARN, ( l mean am a Jew i should be going off on Mel Gibson he's a Nazi for good sake...but at least he put out some good films in his life before we found out the true MEL GIBSON) BUT ANYWAY SHE DID NOTHING FOR IT AND NOT DOING ANYTHING USEFUL FOR MANKIND now I am quoting Paris on this word LIKE helping people in need. SOME PEOPLE SAY SHE IS A BUSINESS WOMAN AND MAKES HER OWN MONEY BUT ITS REALLY NICE WHEN YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO GET YOUR CRAPPY IDEAS GOING PLUS I DON'T SEE HER IN WORK SHE JUST WALKS AROUND ALL DAY (where is the work ethic? she is not a good role model at all.) AND SHE’S ONLY ABOUT HELPING HERSELF. AND I WRITE THESE WORDS BECAUSE SHE’S ON THE INTERNET AND TV BECAUSE OF HER NAME AND MONEY ONLY. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE IN LIFE, AND I LOVE IT. I HAVE HELPED OUT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITH CANCER by taking pills for a study group that may have killed me for 5 year just so in the future maybe people won’t have to go through what I went though, by talking to cancer patients and even going to donate my body when I die for research of long time cancer SURVIVORS AND I NEVER GOT IN THE NEWS FOR ANY OF THAT NOR DO I CARE TOO (and i dont care if you think is should have died from it, hope i die from it or ever care to reconize it even though i am fine now for the time being) BUT I KNOW THAT IN MY HEART. THE ONLY THING I EVER GOT WAS A SMALL ARTICLE IN MY LOCAL NEWS PAPER FOR MY HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR PROJECT, THAT’S THE LEAST I CAN SAY FOR THIS WASTE OF A LIFE. IF YOU WANT TO COME BACK AT ME AND TAKE TO TAKE A SHOT GO FOR IT BUT PLEASE ADD SOME USEFUL OR INTELLIGENT INFO TO IT SO AT LEAST YOU SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR TAKING ABOUT IF NOT YOU CAN STILL SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT BECAUSE IF YOU READ THIS AND DON’T LIKE IT GUESS WHAT, I REALLY AND TRULY DON’T CARE!

P.S. - PARIS IF YOU REALLY EVER READ THIS COMMENT PERSONALLY, YOU REALLY ARE A WORTHLESS BUT EXPENSIVE PIECE OF TRASH. YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR WAY OF LIFE RIGHT NOW FOR THE BETTER! AND THIS MESSAGE WILL COME UP EVERY TIME I SEE YOU ON TMZ AND ABLE TO MAKE A COMMENT.

Posted at 12:30PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Dave Levin Philadelphia, PA

5. #4: dude are you a stalker? was all that neccessary?

Posted at 12:36PM on Sep 26th 2006 by michelle

6. I think we're all fed up with Paris Hilton using the press as a tool to lord over people. She needs to die!

Posted at 12:47PM on Sep 26th 2006 by jme4538

7. Paris Hilton's mantra: "Look at me- I'm rich and you're not! Therefore, I'm better than you- in MANY WAYS!"

Whatev.

Posted at 12:49PM on Sep 26th 2006 by jme4538

8. I don't know about y'all, but I can't agree more with what #4 has said! I am so fed up with her...and NO I'm not jealous either! Of what?! Can you say SHALLOW?!

Posted at 1:02PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Agrees with "Dave"

9. #4 WHOA! Forget your meds??????????

Posted at 1:09PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Miss Honey

10. Puh says: Those pigeons gotta be saying "Dude...watch out, she carries all kinds of diseases!!!"

Posted at 1:12PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Puh der Baer

11. Dave Levin,

Can you do us a favor for once and for all? Please kill yourself.

I'm interested in Paris, not in you. I don't care what you say. What Paris does is not your business.

Please die, or go away!

Posted at 1:24PM on Sep 26th 2006 by serbes

12. I AGREE WITH DAVE # 4 , 1 MILLION PERCENT!!! WHAT THE HELL? THIS TRAMP, SLIME OFF MY SHOE, DOUCH BAG IS MAKING MONEY, FOR WHAT? FOR BEING A WHORE?? SHIT, THERE ARE PLENTY OF THOSE AROUND. HER MOTHER AND FATHER ARE COMPLETE MORONS AS WELL. I AM SURE THEY ARE HOME NOW LAUGHING IN THEIR MONEY. THAT WHOLE FAMILY DISGUSTED ME!!! I HOPE THE BOYS GROW UP BETTER. MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL PROTECTIVE SERVICES FOR THEM.

Posted at 1:30PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Vicki

13. "But Paris, I don't WANT to wear that!!!".
Oh wait....that's what you'll NEVER hear.
#1; didn't you mean "that skank is ugly and the accessory doesn't have a mind of her own" ????

Posted at 2:22PM on Sep 26th 2006 by Mussolini

14. DEATH TO DAVE LEVIN OR TO ANYONE WHO TRIES TO CHANGE PARIS AND MAKE HER A BORING CELEBRITY. DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:30PM on Sep 26th 2006 by FAN OF PARIS

15. EVEN IF PARIS WAS MAKING MONEY FOR BEING A WHORE. SHE HAS THE RIGHT AND IT'S HER MONEY AND SHE EARNED IT. SHE CAN SPEND IT AS MUCH AS SHE WANTS IN ANY WAY. SO F*** OFF.

Posted at 1:35PM on Sep 26th 2006 by FAN OF PARIS