Blender Adds a Soundtrack to Your Nightmares

Blender magazine released one of the most traumatic, comical, and true top 10 ten lists that has been released this year in the world of music. The 10 Songs That You Were Probably Conceived To.

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As if picturing your folks having sex wasn't cringe-worthy enough, setting the scene to music borders on the sadistic. Here, we propose the parental playlist that wafted from the 8-track when skateboards had fat wheels, Homer Simpson had flowing brown hair and your folks were easing out of halter tops and bell-bottom jeans. Remember: If the master bedroom is rockin', for the love of God, DON'T COME KNOCKIN'!



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1. Once I got over the inhuman images of parents having sex, and the ensuing compulsion to gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork, I was suprised to notice that 'Sexual Healing' wasn't on the list! Come on, that has to be one of the ultimates for a bit of *wink-wink*/*nudge-nudge*...
I wonder what would be on a list of songs that our kids were probably conceived to?
My vote is that Brandon Davis' 'Firecrotch' song won't be one of them!

Posted at 1:48AM on Sep 28th 2006 by missinsanity