Blender Adds a Soundtrack to Your Nightmares

9/27/2006 6:37 PM PDT
Blender magazine released one of the most traumatic, comical, and true top 10 ten lists that has been released this year in the world of music. The 10 Songs That You Were Probably Conceived To.

As if picturing your folks having sex wasn't cringe-worthy enough, setting the scene to music borders on the sadistic. Here, we propose the parental playlist that wafted from the 8-track when skateboards had fat wheels, Homer Simpson had flowing brown hair and your folks were easing out of halter tops and bell-bottom jeans. Remember: If the master bedroom is rockin', for the love of God, DON'T COME KNOCKIN'!