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Beauty9/27/2006 1:16 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rosie, Stern and Britney Are the "Worst Looking"

Rosie O'Donnell has been named the "worst looking" celeb in High-Definition TV according to Phillip Swann of TVPredictions.com, a website that covers the HDTV industry.

Rosie, Howard, Britney
HDTV is known for its crystal clear reception and, much to Hollywood's chagrin, its ability to pick up every line, wrinkle and crevice on a star's face.

Swann says "no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def" and adds that she "looks like she uses a Brillo pad" to wash her face.

Next on the least wanted list is Howard Stern. Swann thinks the shock jock has undergone the "worst abuse of a surgical scalpel since Jack the Ripper roamed the streets of London."

Teri Hatcher
topped last year's roundup but falls to number three. "She's so thin that she could pass as a mother of four ... in Darfur."

Others on Swann's hit list include Britney Spears ("Mrs. Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV"), Burt Reynolds, whose "face looks like it's been Scotch taped back in place," and Madonna, who he says has cheeks that are "more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine."

Celebs that Swann thinks do look good under the HDTV microscope include Scarlett Johansson, Beyoncé, Eva Longoria, Ben Affleck and, believe it or not, Martha Stewart.



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OK!:  1886 days ago

It's one thing I have to say about you'"H". In the real world, we consider you as a sexual preditor......You're a NASTY OLD, OLD, OLD man. May GOD have mercy on your soul.......

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lamprey:  1883 days ago

Howard Stern is living proof that acting like an a-hole makes you ugly.

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RebeccaBBBBBBB:  1965 days ago

beyonce looks good in hd??? hell no.
lol

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charlyn:  1965 days ago

I dont think anything is wrong with Britneys appearance. Mom's are so focused on her babies that she has neglected herself. We all do it.

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L.S:  1965 days ago

so true, the terri comment so funny

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Leno is garbage:  1965 days ago

Quit kissing ass Char. It's all a publicity stunt. Her career is and has been dried up so she's trying to keep our attention.

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ben:  1965 days ago

nice crack about darfur...would love to see any of these assholes if they had the misfortune to born in a place like that.

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Waaah!:  1965 days ago

Britney has really gone downhill. Where's the schoolgirl we knew and loved? Well, knew, anyway...

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Sherie:  1965 days ago

As far as Opera is concerned, I really don't think it is appropiate for Rosie to be making comments like that about her. Unless that's what the view is all about now. It sounds sladerist to me. You know, some people have best friends, that they like to share things with. I know, that best friends share things they don't even share with their husbands. That does not make them Gay. I don't have any bad thoughts about Gay people but don't put lables on everyone, it just isn't right. I always liked Rosie, but that comment made me feel different about her now. Opera didn't diserve that!!! I always like the view, but now my opinion has changed,& isn'nt for the good. I believe Rosie needs to appauligize to Opera!

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We, are not amused.:  1965 days ago

Howard Stern "use to" be funny back when Christ was a corporal. We use to kick his ugly ass just for the excercise when we couldn't make it to the gym.

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We, are not amused.:  1965 days ago

No Char,
We all DON'T do it. Some of us care about how we look and try to be appealing to our husbands who work so hard so we can sit around all day on our well taken care of asses and stick up for trailer trash like Brittney! Stupid cow!

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Lou:  1965 days ago

You mean Howard's HAD plastic surgery, and he's still so ugly?

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the wise old owl:  1965 days ago

WOW this Swann guy is brutal. These celebrties EGO's will be knocked down to size after they read this. Those were some unkind words he used to describe all of them.

I'm sure there's quite a few actresses cringing right now and crossing their fingers they don't make this guy's LIST. Ouch !!! How insulting.

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R. Stevenson:  1965 days ago

What about Willie Nelson?

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Bruce B:  1965 days ago

Howard Stern is GOD,,, all you people who dont listen to him on Sirrus Radio are missing out on good adult programming,,, but I guess like the rest of the world,,you go home lock the doors f,, the wife and go to sleep wake up the next morning and do the same thing for the man,,, like the train animals you are,, Leave my man out of your ugly contest,, we all Gods children who ever we are,, what losers to waste time crowing over whos the ugliest on HD TV.

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