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Rosie, Stern and Britney Are the "Worst Looking"

Rosie O'Donnell has been named the "worst looking" celeb in High-Definition TV according to Phillip Swann of TVPredictions.com, a website that covers the HDTV industry.

Rosie, Howard, Britney
HDTV is known for its crystal clear reception and, much to Hollywood's chagrin, its ability to pick up every line, wrinkle and crevice on a star's face.

Swann says "no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def" and adds that she "looks like she uses a Brillo pad" to wash her face.

Next on the least wanted list is Howard Stern. Swann thinks the shock jock has undergone the "worst abuse of a surgical scalpel since Jack the Ripper roamed the streets of London."

Teri Hatcher
topped last year's roundup but falls to number three. "She's so thin that she could pass as a mother of four ... in Darfur."

Others on Swann's hit list include Britney Spears ("Mrs. Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV"), Burt Reynolds, whose "face looks like it's been Scotch taped back in place," and Madonna, who he says has cheeks that are "more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine."

Celebs that Swann thinks do look good under the HDTV microscope include Scarlett Johansson, Beyoncé, Eva Longoria, Ben Affleck and, believe it or not, Martha Stewart.





Tags: Britney Spears, BritneySpears, HDTV, Howard Stern, HowardStern, Rosie O'Donnell, RosieO'donnell, Teri Hatcher, TeriHatcher

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1. beyonce looks good in hd??? hell no.
lol

Posted at 2:41PM on Sep 27th 2006 by BiracialBecky

2. I dont think anything is wrong with Britneys appearance. Mom's are so focused on her babies that she has neglected herself. We all do it.

Posted at 12:29PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Char

3. so true, the terri comment so funny

Posted at 12:30PM on Sep 27th 2006 by L

4. Quit kissing ass Char. It's all a publicity stunt. Her career is and has been dried up so she's trying to keep our attention.

Posted at 1:06PM on Sep 27th 2006 by hay guyz

5. nice crack about darfur...would love to see any of these assholes if they had the misfortune to born in a place like that.

Posted at 2:25PM on Oct 12th 2006 by ben

6. Britney has really gone downhill. Where's the schoolgirl we knew and loved? Well, knew, anyway...

Posted at 1:22PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Webbulous

7. As far as Opera is concerned, I really don't think it is appropiate for Rosie to be making comments like that about her. Unless that's what the view is all about now. It sounds sladerist to me. You know, some people have best friends, that they like to share things with. I know, that best friends share things they don't even share with their husbands. That does not make them Gay. I don't have any bad thoughts about Gay people but don't put lables on everyone, it just isn't right. I always liked Rosie, but that comment made me feel different about her now. Opera didn't diserve that!!! I always like the view, but now my opinion has changed,& isn'nt for the good. I believe Rosie needs to appauligize to Opera!

Posted at 11:44PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Sherie

8. Howard Stern "use to" be funny back when Christ was a corporal. We use to kick his ugly ass just for the excercise when we couldn't make it to the gym.

Posted at 2:53PM on Sep 27th 2006 by The nig-nogs on Rooselvelt Island

9. No Char,
We all DON'T do it. Some of us care about how we look and try to be appealing to our husbands who work so hard so we can sit around all day on our well taken care of asses and stick up for trailer trash like Brittney! Stupid cow!

Posted at 2:54PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Wrong

10. You mean Howard's HAD plastic surgery, and he's still so ugly?

Posted at 5:39PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Lou

11. WOW this Swann guy is brutal. These celebrties EGO's will be knocked down to size after they read this. Those were some unkind words he used to describe all of them.

I'm sure there's quite a few actresses cringing right now and crossing their fingers they don't make this guy's LIST. Ouch !!! How insulting.

Posted at 6:56PM on Sep 27th 2006 by the wise old owl

12. What about Willie Nelson?

Posted at 8:20PM on Sep 27th 2006 by R. Stevenson

13. Howard Stern is GOD,,, all you people who dont listen to him on Sirrus Radio are missing out on good adult programming,,, but I guess like the rest of the world,,you go home lock the doors f,, the wife and go to sleep wake up the next morning and do the same thing for the man,,, like the train animals you are,, Leave my man out of your ugly contest,, we all Gods children who ever we are,, what losers to waste time crowing over whos the ugliest on HD TV.

Posted at 8:21PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Bruce B

14. Howard looks like a very bad drag queen. Thank god for money or he would never get any butt,

Posted at 8:30PM on Sep 27th 2006 by JCR

15. Rosie O'Donnell is a PIG! and ugly to boot!! She should just go far far away.....it would make everyone quite happy!

Posted at 8:32PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Joseph Stalin

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