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Rosie, Stern and Britney Are the "Worst Looking"

Rosie O'Donnell has been named the "worst looking" celeb in High-Definition TV according to Phillip Swann of TVPredictions.com, a website that covers the HDTV industry.

Rosie, Howard, Britney
HDTV is known for its crystal clear reception and, much to Hollywood's chagrin, its ability to pick up every line, wrinkle and crevice on a star's face.

Swann says "no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def" and adds that she "looks like she uses a Brillo pad" to wash her face.

Next on the least wanted list is Howard Stern. Swann thinks the shock jock has undergone the "worst abuse of a surgical scalpel since Jack the Ripper roamed the streets of London."

Teri Hatcher
topped last year's roundup but falls to number three. "She's so thin that she could pass as a mother of four ... in Darfur."

Others on Swann's hit list include Britney Spears ("Mrs. Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV"), Burt Reynolds, whose "face looks like it's been Scotch taped back in place," and Madonna, who he says has cheeks that are "more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine."

Celebs that Swann thinks do look good under the HDTV microscope include Scarlett Johansson, Beyoncé, Eva Longoria, Ben Affleck and, believe it or not, Martha Stewart.





Tags: Britney Spears, BritneySpears, HDTV, Howard Stern, HowardStern, Rosie O'Donnell, RosieO'donnell, Teri Hatcher, TeriHatcher

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46. phillip swann is the real pig. How dare he make light of the plight of the devastated people of Darfur, who have been raped and beaten and killed and dragged off into slavery to arabs. and the only thing that this idiot could think of to compare is some celebrity that he wants to redicule. My GOD where has the decency and compassion gone? Phillip Swann owes the starving peoples all over the world an apology and he most certainly above all owe the People of Darfur an apology and maybe a donation to give assistance to these poor wonderful precious souls., he will definitely pay one way or the other anyway. God have mercy on his soul, and he need to think about that.

Posted at 3:01AM on Sep 28th 2006 by BETTY

47. wow that west virginia comment was very poor taste. calling celebs ugly might be funny, but dead miners and destroyed lives, is not.

Posted at 1:11AM on Sep 28th 2006 by Nicole

48. All are good looking.

Posted at 1:17AM on Sep 28th 2006 by Shernavaz

49. how come no one has made a comment about britney spears beautiful shapely legs?

Posted at 1:36PM on Sep 30th 2006 by john hill

50. If I had a dog as ugly as Howard I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards

Posted at 1:35AM on Sep 28th 2006 by michael

51. Someone put Howard Stern out of his misery...tired, old, and doesn't provide any worth. Go away sweet prince, your time is done!

Posted at 1:56AM on Sep 28th 2006 by Stuff

52. However in fairness to Howard if i had a dog as ugly as Flav I'd shoot it.

Posted at 2:06AM on Sep 28th 2006 by michael

53. Who the hell is this guy to be judging people in this way. I think if you are going to judge how other people look, you should have to include a photo of yourself to be examined right next to those you are judging. My guess is this guys no stud himself, these pundits never are. These people need to get a life and get out of everyone elses. How unfair to judge "who is the ugliest". Have some decency for gods sake. JMO....Jeff

Posted at 2:14AM on Sep 28th 2006 by Jeff

54. i hate howard stern!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:18AM on Sep 28th 2006 by Allison

55. I think all of you are ugly, sight unseen. Think about it! Cockiness and your otherwise overbearing attitudes are always ugly.

Posted at 2:35AM on Sep 28th 2006 by Pat

56. STERN SUCKS. ......... APPEALS TO PERVERTS. ROSIE SUCKS TOO BUT JUST ON FEMALES. AND PEOPLE PERPECTUATING THESE SO CALLED "STARS" SUCK ALSO.

Posted at 3:54AM on Sep 29th 2006 by BEAR PAWS

57. *hubba, hubba, wolf, wolf...is all I gotta say when it comes to the Stern-Man...exceptin' for way cool dude and keep on a truckin'... You, Stern-Man rock!

Posted at 4:01AM on Sep 28th 2006 by ConnieG.

58.
Howard wins going away and I wish he would.

Posted at 6:06AM on Sep 28th 2006 by Lou Perry

59. Rosie would look like crap in Kinescope

Posted at 9:43AM on Sep 28th 2006 by mitch

60. Britney's problem is that she married a low life wigger and she is sinking to his level.

Posted at 9:46AM on Sep 28th 2006 by mitch

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