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Rosie, Stern and Britney Are the "Worst Looking"

Rosie O'Donnell has been named the "worst looking" celeb in High-Definition TV according to Phillip Swann of TVPredictions.com, a website that covers the HDTV industry.

Rosie, Howard, Britney
HDTV is known for its crystal clear reception and, much to Hollywood's chagrin, its ability to pick up every line, wrinkle and crevice on a star's face.

Swann says "no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def" and adds that she "looks like she uses a Brillo pad" to wash her face.

Next on the least wanted list is Howard Stern. Swann thinks the shock jock has undergone the "worst abuse of a surgical scalpel since Jack the Ripper roamed the streets of London."

Teri Hatcher
topped last year's roundup but falls to number three. "She's so thin that she could pass as a mother of four ... in Darfur."

Others on Swann's hit list include Britney Spears ("Mrs. Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV"), Burt Reynolds, whose "face looks like it's been Scotch taped back in place," and Madonna, who he says has cheeks that are "more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine."

Celebs that Swann thinks do look good under the HDTV microscope include Scarlett Johansson, Beyoncé, Eva Longoria, Ben Affleck and, believe it or not, Martha Stewart.





Tags: Britney Spears, BritneySpears, HDTV, Howard Stern, HowardStern, Rosie O'Donnell, RosieO'donnell, Teri Hatcher, TeriHatcher

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61. Howard is just a greasy scuzz bag. The only plastic surgery that would work on him is the guillotine.

Posted at 9:49AM on Sep 28th 2006 by mitch

62. #8............that's so funny! I agree....... Howard is just plain butt ugly no matter how you look at him.

Posted at 2:36PM on Sep 28th 2006 by I agree

63. brittany focused on her babies?? are you serious? she is more focused on the booze. the woman is a train wreck. she needs serious AA and a lifetime supply of birth control.

Posted at 8:15PM on Sep 29th 2006 by ryan jr

64. 'OPRY !! KEEPS LOSING, GAINING WEIGHT., OPRY, STAY AS U ARE NOW'' PRETTY WITH A LIL FLESH''

Posted at 8:16PM on Sep 29th 2006 by JEANNE

65. I am appalled at the spelling and grammatical errors in the replies that I am reading. Have you ever heard of spell check? I would be ashamed of myself if I posted such poorly written trash on the web for millions to read. Really, why don't make good use of your time and go back to third grade instead of wasting your time judging celebrities.

Posted at 9:13PM on Sep 29th 2006 by Dumbfounded and Befuddled

66. ROSIE THE TRUCK DRIVER ?

Posted at 10:12PM on Sep 29th 2006 by john

67. I think Howard Stern is the most obnoxious and ugly man i've ever seen.

Posted at 10:45PM on Sep 29th 2006 by Marie Baptiste

68. Rosie is a man ,baby!

Posted at 10:52PM on Sep 29th 2006 by Munky

69. I wonder when this Swann person looked in the mirror last...

Posted at 11:56PM on Sep 29th 2006 by Ronda M

70. My vote goes to...Judge Judy! She's ugly in HD, DVD, TV, VHS, CD, OD or any other format. The only format she looks better in is DOA!

Posted at 12:03AM on Sep 30th 2006 by bd

71. i think britneys second chin is sexier than the first one... guess its always nice to have a back up

Posted at 12:05AM on Sep 30th 2006 by tom

72. I dont care how ugly you people think these stars are its childish to call them the names you people call them! God created all of them no matter what they look like.Its not whats outside its the good on the inside...

Posted at 3:57AM on Sep 30th 2006 by Brenda Wyatt

73. howard stern on satelite radio? cussing? now that's free f#$%ing speech! however, IMO rosie o 'donnell should've never asked that trailer trash wannabe jessica simpson ever to appear on the view! barb walters should've reprimaned rosie (and jess) just for that! or at least kick her, not star jones off the show! ....on the other hand (sic) prison break looks damm good on HDTV and so does wentworth miller. take that!, eva longoria!.....LOL!

Posted at 1:23AM on Sep 30th 2006 by mary,mary

74. Umm...

I'm pretty sure that it's not funny to mention Darfur and the West Virginia coal mining accidents in a light-hearted article.

You guys are creative--try coming up with insults that don't make light of recent tragedies.

Posted at 2:36AM on Sep 30th 2006 by Kevin Brown

75. i dont usually read these stupid thigs and i never comment. That Darfur comment is in extremely poor taste. which is no suprise, this is the kinda stuff those fat ass walmart shoppers who ride around in the moterized cart just eat up along with all that heavily processedjunk, i wouldnt even call it food. i dont care if this comment is deleted i just want people to realize someone elses suffering is not funny.

Posted at 4:53AM on Sep 30th 2006 by santiago

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