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Rugs for Rugrats

Who hasn't wanted to dress up their toddler up as "The Donald"? Oh, you have your kid in a little business suit, his little hand waving about and that gurgling could almost be a "you're fired!" But you're missing the most important ingredient... the hair!
The Baby Don / Donald Trump
Well, concerned parents, just in time for Halloween, a company called Little Human is giving us Baby Toupees. You can give your child the celebrity locks of Donald Trump, Lil' Kim, Samuel L. Jackson and Bob Marley. The website says the wigs are safe for children ages up to nine months and has a soft comfortable lining. So your baby will be comfy while oozing a cuteness not seen since the Olsen twins appeared on "Full House."

If these adorable Baby Toupees don't make it onto your personalized Christmas card this year, you're doing your family and friends a huge disservice. Think about the children!

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1. TMZ-
I love your website.
I cant stay off of it, I hardly get any work done thanks to this site BUT I DONT CARE I LOVE IT :P

Posted at 2:24PM on Sep 27th 2006 by T

2. What a bizzare product. It makes that kid look like a DORK . Who is going to buy that for their infant ? If my toddler had hair like that I would only cut if off. Maybe that's the same wig company Tom Cruise used for Suri. ha haa lol.

Posted at 2:37PM on Sep 27th 2006 by the wise old owl

3. SNL did this sketch about 5-6months ago

Posted at 2:32PM on Sep 27th 2006 by RoeLuv

4. LMAO!

Posted at 2:56PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Billy

5. lol that kid is adorable with or without the trumps freaky hairdo

Posted at 3:45PM on Sep 27th 2006 by alissa

6. Donald Trump looks like hes wearing Paris Hiltons Pubic Hair on His Ugly Head.

Hey Dog Sh*t er....I mean Donald stay out of site too many people are scared that your hair is carrying Crabbytwats crabs..........Give Paris her Pubic Hair Back.....and Martha Rules

Posted at 3:44PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Brandon

7. Sure I wrote about this almost a month ago, but it's still damn funny.

Posted at 8:27PM on Sep 27th 2006 by COOTERPUNCH

8. I can't wait for the Geddy Lee wig!

Posted at 5:18PM on Sep 29th 2006 by Julian