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Screech Sex Tape?!

Dustin Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Colin Farrell ... and Screech? If an alleged new sex tape is any indication, Dustin Diamond (aka Screech Powers from the classic sitcom "Saved By The Bell") isn't just a threesome-loving stud -- he gets down and dirty (and we mean dirty) with his hoochies.

TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the "Dirty Sanchez." TMZ learned of the allegation yesterday night, and called Screech's reps, who did not immediately return our calls.

Rush & Molloy report this morning that the tape is in the hands of Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered other such celeb-skin deals, and that Schmidt is shopping the digital video tape around to Hustler and Vivid Video, among other outlets.

It might not exactly be Oscar-caliber work, but Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, seems to be at least a little happy about the development for his client. "Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings," says Paul, who says he hasn't seen the tape.



Clooney & Zellweger: On Again?


Oscar winners George Clooney and Renee Zellweger met up not long ago at LA's Tower Bar, and the question is: Were the former couple doing business, or were they "doing business," if you know what we mean.

It depends on whom you believe. Page Six suggests that the couple – who dated several years ago before Renee's marriage to Kenny Chesney – got rather cozy during their evening together. They "cuddled, held hands, and then slow danced to the piano music," says the Post's spy. But according to Rush & Molloy, the two were just discussing work, as Zellweger's in talks to star in Clooney's football film "Leatherheads." No word from either star's rep.


Prince Holds Jacko's Record Hostage


So much for Michael Jackson shacking up in Bahrain. It appears, according to Roger Friedman of FOX News, that the King of Pop has bid farewell to the Prince of Bahrain, Abdullah, his former business partner and benefactor. Jacko left Bahrain back in May, and the two have severed all business ties to one another. The Prince's people say that he shelled out as much as $3 million for Jackson during his time in Bahrain; Jackson's camp counters that Prince Abdullah prevented Jackson's charity single "I Have a Dream" from being released because he wanted more "female voices" on the record, which counted Ciara, Snoop Dogg, and Keyshia Cole as contributors.


Party Favors: Jake and Reese Do "Rendition," Carters' Playmate Disses Aaron, Alec Blows Up Again


Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are in final negotiations, says the Hollywood Reporter, to star in New Line's "Rendition," the follow-up by Oscar-winning director Gavin Hood to "Tsotsi." The story involves a CIA analyst (Gyllenhaal) who witnesses an interrogation and finds his life spinning out of control ... Kari Ann Peniche was engaged to his younger brother for about a week, but she said on Sirius Radio that Aaron Carter has "emotional problems" and that she really wants him to "get healthy and happy" ... Alec Baldwin is once again being accused of throwing tantrums and making people's lives difficult on the set of "The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing," and Sarah Michelle Gellar, who publicly defended him earlier this summer, is, according to Page Six, said to be fed up too. Gellar's rep says it's untrue.

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16. this jew poster boy needs to disappear, who gives a $#$(*( about some has been screetch. No we find out he likes to paints himself with crap? Those who paid $15 for his t-shirts should make sure to get them washed first or send them back for a refund, he probably wiped his ass with them. Go kick his ass Mel!

Posted at 11:57AM on Sep 27th 2006 by Mohamed

17. i just lost my appetite... for the rest of the year.

Posted at 12:07PM on Sep 27th 2006 by karen desmarais

18. Screech should make a sex tape with Lisa Turtle...

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Nicole

19. Dur hur, let's make Jew jokes! Mohamed, you retard.

Posted at 12:45PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Caroline

20. I think if my husband wanted something like the "Dirty Sanchez", I would divorce him... I am by no means a prude, but, thats just plain nasty as hell..... Can somebody tell me how someone can possibly get off being crapped on during sex?

Posted at 1:05PM on Sep 27th 2006 by the wife

21. For those who have asked and don't know( I wasn't sure either at first)... According to Wikipedia a "Dirty Sanchez" is basically when someones partner sticks a finger in where the sun don't shine and wipes a "moustache" of the fecal matter under their partners nose. I have also heard it can be done with a man's private parts after anal... 100% TOTALLY DISGUSTING!!!

Posted at 1:16PM on Sep 27th 2006 by the wife

22. Guess the t-shirt idea didn't work!

Posted at 1:26PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Jackson Blue

23. Screeching cars leave a skid mark on the road, Screeching Screetches leave a skid mark on your face?

Posted at 1:53PM on Sep 27th 2006 by sickofitall

24. #13:
iIf we all pitch in and buy the drano will you do the rest of humanity a hugh F*cking favor a die you self-righteous whore! Lick my taint, and eat the corn outta my boys BM!

Posted at 2:28PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Hey dumbass, can't stand ya

25. Hey Bruce,
why don't you bother to read some of the previous entries so you can be up to speed with your insight and wit.

LMFAO...Argh, I likie (#12).

Posted at 2:29PM on Sep 27th 2006 by King of the butt pirates

26. caroline,

go do a dirty sanchez on your self you dirty little, wait probably big, dumb ass biatch!

Posted at 2:30PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Mohamed

27. Nobody asked you to have sex with me...stupid rhymes-with-hunt-starts-with-C!

Posted at 2:34PM on Sep 27th 2006 by lovin' them big ol' girls...like you tubby!

28. Haha, somebody hates me. I love this website.

Posted at 3:10PM on Sep 27th 2006 by Caroline

29. I never thought a story on Screetch could make me laugh so much. I have to say today's comments are hysterical. Thanks everyone!

Posted at 4:09PM on Sep 27th 2006 by sickofitall

30. This is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Screech is the ugliest, grossest, most disgusting thing! even on Saved by the Bell he was ugly as hell inside and out. Im glad he is fucking broke he deserves it that ugly pig bastard. Thats one sex tape I DONT want to see.

Posted at 5:29PM on Sep 27th 2006 by kelly

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