Apparently it is possible for Matthew McConaughey to look less-than-perfect.
While we love how Matt's legs look in the skin-tight spandex, it's the week's worth of scruff that we take issue with. McConaughey looks more like a homeless biker than one of People's Most Beautiful.
Stick to running on the beach Matt, we prefer shirtless and swimsuits to spandex and scruff!
Filed under: Fashion Police, Matthew McConaughey
1. Shame! Picking on a man who has had brain surgery.. haha
Posted at 3:20PM on Sep 28th 2006 by dmumsie
2. Matt your so hot, please dont abandon yourself and shave honey!
Posted at 3:22PM on Sep 28th 2006 by 4 real
3. ahhh im assuming this dudes wearing some sorta depends under garment under his ahemm biking shorts lol.. not an attractive pic lol hes alittle full of himself i must say!!
Posted at 3:24PM on Sep 28th 2006 by alissa
4. See that? Men CAN have camel toe.
Posted at 3:29PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Nelson
5. MATT WHERE'D YOUR PENIS GO???... POOR GUY
Posted at 3:35PM on Sep 28th 2006 by JESSE
6. He looks like crap.
Posted at 3:38PM on Sep 28th 2006 by The Lone Ranger
7. I'll have you know, the correct term for the male camel toe is in fact a buck knuckle, and Matt is displaying it well.
Posted at 3:45PM on Sep 28th 2006 by your mom
8. YUCK!
No one should be allowed to wear those shorts. Matt what in the F$#% is wrong with you
Posted at 3:49PM on Sep 28th 2006 by T
9. I agree- I think he looks so hot in like THe Wedding Planner- and well yeah- he's hot without the extra hair! lol
Posted at 4:00PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Cristina
10. Perez had a cute picture of him with his ADOPTED dog
No puppy mill dogs for Matt!
Lots of cute dogs like his on Petfinder.com
Posted at 4:07PM on Sep 28th 2006 by kelly
11. That face is too beautiful to be hiding behind that beard.... what the heck are you thinking Matt? Shave already.... PLEASE!
Posted at 4:25PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Angie
12. Sorry again, but Matt looks hot no matter what, even the extra facial hair kinda ( Actually it REALLY) turns me on in a nasty sorta way that I'm loathe to get too graphic about. The Buck Knuckle ( And thank you most graciously for the correct noun and definition "Your Mom"!) .............well, thats a bit much for me even. Maybe it was just a bad Buck Knucle shot kinda day for Matt the Man. He can lose those shorts most definitely........especially, in front of me. Ah, la joie de vivre! Have a splendid day all! - The Duke
PS - Adrian, you scrumptious Argentinian stud and creator of THE band Dirty Sanchez, you know who this is. Just think Seattle back in the day, smokin' up bu* and sippin' on a cosmo........I love you, I miss you, call me sometime soon if you read this, chile. I'se a missin' you and Benito and Little B and the rest of the gang something fierce! Wrooooooooooow! And Little B, get your lilly whte ass back on up here for a visit. Your momma done misses you and you KNOW I do. Let 'er buck!
Posted at 4:49PM on Sep 28th 2006 by The Duke
13. I don't see him as the best of male flesh we have to offer so I am glad people see him at times the way I see him most of the time.
Posted at 5:03PM on Sep 28th 2006 by donna
14. I've never liked Matthew McConaughey. He looks like an arrogant a**hole, and I've never found particularly attractive. Sure he's got a great body, but it takes more than hot pecs and abs of steel to impress me. And that picture just goes to show that while he may look nice in his movies, in everyday life, he looks like a freakin' hobo. I hate beards. And I hate this one even more.
Posted at 5:03PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Laury
15. I can live with the hair on the face. But where's the beef?
Posted at 5:16PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Jackee
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