Matt Leaves Much to Be Desired

16. I can live with the hair on the face. But where's the beef?

Posted at 5:16PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Jackee

17. Where's his d!ck? It looks like he has a vagina.

Posted at 5:19PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Jones

18. I can see it just fine. He tucks to the right like most guys. Me, I'm a lefty ( as in handed ), and an Aquarius ( 'Genius' of Love and Dreams ) and I DO let it all hang on the left. Not all guys have beer cans for c**ks, either. So what if he ain't hung like damn stud horse. Then again, maybe he is. He could be a " Grower Not A Show-er " It's all just in the genes. Or should I say.......Jeans??? - The Duke

Posted at 5:32PM on Sep 28th 2006 by The Duke

19. Maybe he left his d*ck with Lance for safe keeping.

Posted at 7:29PM on Sep 28th 2006 by sickofitall

20. where' s my dick u ask well my shorts are so tight it's now coming out my ass

Posted at 6:11PM on Sep 28th 2006 by it;s me matt

21. you know you all would do him if given the chance! dont act like you are so much better.

Posted at 6:38PM on Sep 28th 2006 by luvbny

22. To The Duke: You're seeing things. And luvbny - not all of us would f**k someone because they're a star. He ain't all that even when he's cleaned up.

Posted at 7:05PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Sunny

23. He's hung like a two year old child. What's up with that? LOL Way to put an end to the rumors that you had a little something to offer the ladies. You got a tiny wee-wee! Poor dickless bastard.

Posted at 7:16PM on Sep 28th 2006 by yawntothat

24. nice shorts , nice body, nice face under all that hair,,but what the hell in the dark everyone looks great,,plus a 12 pack to make sure the feeling of being with a 10....nice looking guy but gotta get rid of the beard,,only good for one thing GOING DOWN, DOWN DOWN,, i'd still do him up!!!

Posted at 7:56PM on Sep 28th 2006 by lisa

25. Looks like a faggot to me,

Posted at 8:33PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Tom Cruise

26. Can you say "Camel Toe"?

Posted at 9:00PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Mo

27. Hey Tom #25! I disagree, but you know what they say. Takes one to know one!

Posted at 10:22PM on Sep 28th 2006 by Rick

28. Man, I hope it's because the shorts aren't pulled closely to his crotch 'cause I don't any signs of bulge-age.

Nice calves, though.

Posted at 11:26AM on Oct 1st 2006 by tmz_reader

29. Buck knuckle! Love it! New to me....Matt plese lose this look!!! I ain't a star effer, but you'd do in a pinch. And like someone previously said everyone looks good in the dark.

Posted at 2:00AM on Sep 29th 2006 by h8er#1

30. OMG, Juliette Lewis is one fugly beotch.

Posted at 1:07PM on Sep 29th 2006 by angie