What's Matt Doing With His Toothbrush?

16. This is the first time I've EVER felt bad for a celebrity. Come on - you can't even practice your man love technique while on your way to a Liza book signing without the damn paparazzi outing you!

Posted at 3:50PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Sean

17. OK why doesn’t TMZ contact Matt and ask him if they can install a cameras in his ass? You’re want-a-be journalists might lose out but you’ll save an entire FTE that you have dedicated to following Matt around. He’s actually taking his time to brush he’s teeth the way you’re suppose to. Most people spend less than a minute brushing their teeth when it should take between 3 to 5 minutes. Have you seen his pearly whites? He’s a keeper. Now go brush!

Posted at 4:01PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by yessirmrmartin

18. There is a rumor currently making the rounds of Tinseltown that Matt likes to eat transsexual p*ssy. Can anyone out there verify this? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted at 4:06PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by The Inquirer

19. Attj: The Inquirer: Yes! It's true! Matt DOES eat TP, as it's called here in Tinseltown. My friend Marvin, who had a sex change and is now known as The C**t of Monte Cristo, is quite the rage among the stars, who all like to--as they say around here--go down on her. She has MANY of the top stars--OF BOTH GENDERS--as regular clientele. Oh, the stories SHE could tell!

Posted at 4:35PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by The Maven

20. Of course his teeth are beautiful. He bought them at the same place Tom Cruise bought his.

Posted at 5:31PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by The Maven

21. Maven,. you're full of sh*t. I happen to know FOR A FACT that Matt does NOT eat p***y. He eats ONLY c**k.

Posted at 5:33PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Nauseated

22. MATT needs to go back to the trailer park in Texas. He gets STRANGER by the moment!

Posted at 6:22PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by kat

23. Does anyone know what the product is that he used for his hair re-growth? He said that you can find it on his website, but what's his website???
Thanks!

Posted at 8:46PM on Oct 3rd 2006 by Margo

24. He lavishes all the attention. Every time he leaves the house shirtless its on purpose. He knows he's going to get photographed no matter where he goes. He could see out of his peripheral vision that there was a photography taking pics of him so he whips out his toothbrush. He's getting way too nutty for my taste. I use to think he was so hot, now he's just another crazy "NOTICE ME" Hollywood actor-no thanks!
Courtney

Posted at 1:28PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Courtney

25. He has been quoted by SuperSmile (a teeth whitening product) in their ads. If you read the directions for their product, it is to be applied without water. LOL I can't really comment on the rest of his um...performance?

Posted at 9:27AM on Oct 3rd 2006 by Cynde

26. umm...brushing, driving, and listening to music. Duh.

I guess he's fair game because he's in public, but damn. How many of us DON'T pick our noses, scratch, pull a wedgie, pick lunch out of our teeth in the rear view mirror and fart at will in the car?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to see....well, somebody will be around if the tree is tall and skinny, or maybe a little bit wilted, and i'm pretty sure that it'll be recorded and played here.

love it though. where else do i get to bitch about the unfair treatment of millionaires.

Posted at 10:58AM on Oct 3rd 2006 by Nakia

27. Oh my god, Matt I love you, but dont make me think your gay please!

How scary he was stroking that tooth brush with experience, please Matt dont do that again!

Posted at 11:50AM on Oct 3rd 2006 by eli

28. Let us have no more nonsense about Matt being gay. He's straight as an arrow! How do I know? Whenever he comes back home to Texas to see his family, he drops by my house and dives tongue first into my split beaver. So there!

Posted at 11:38PM on Oct 3rd 2006 by Barbara Bush

29. #27: I've heard on the grapevine that he uses dog urine for his hair regrowth.

Posted at 2:48PM on Oct 4th 2006 by The Maven