Train Wrecks
Chyna Straddles the Bull

Posted Oct 4th 2006 12:28PM by TMZ Staff

Ex-wrestler Chyna Doll (aka Joanie Laurer) ditched her high heels, slapped on a cowboy hat and put on one heck of a rodeo show yesterday.

The burley brunette and a gal pal headed to Sunset Strip's most recognizeable hick stop, the Saddle Ranch Chop House, and tamed the resident mechanical bull. It bucked, it kicked. Chyna dominated.

The two spent a couple hours messing around in the country bar before Chyna finally ditched the cowboy get up and hit the road. No word on whether Chyna tried her luck at Hollywood's exclusive Hyde nightclub again, after Monday's embarrassing public rejection.

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Tags: bull, chyna, cowboy, doll, hat, hyde, joanie laurer, JoanieLaurer, mechanical, saddle ranch, SaddleRanch

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1. To quote Austin Powers, "it's a man, man" :)

Posted at 12:34PM on Oct 4th 2006 by mlc31

2. #1 you couldnt have said it better!

Posted at 12:47PM on Oct 4th 2006 by eli

3. Jeeez! I feel sorry for the mechanical bull...

Posted at 12:53PM on Oct 4th 2006 by what the????

4. hopefully the staff will spray some disinfectant on that saddle lol,

Posted at 1:27PM on Oct 4th 2006 by alissa

5. Hey #3 - don't feel sorry for the bull. It has a better career than Chyna does.

Posted at 1:54PM on Oct 4th 2006 by Sean

6. Ok, I am just a super naive Indiana farm girl, but, Chyna is a trans-sexual...right? She is very convincing but it is that "guy talkin like a girl" voice. At first I thought it might be because she is a woman who took waaaaay to many steriods (to look super buff for wrestling purposes). But now I just think her genes are screamin, "I'm a dude!".

Anyone know for sure? Inquiring mind here.....?

Posted at 2:12PM on Oct 4th 2006 by Katy

7. LMAO # 5 too funny. She really frightens me! I would seriously be afraid of meeting up with her/him/it in a dark ally. Most scary!

Posted at 2:35PM on Oct 4th 2006 by Mrs. Scott

8. Who IS this pig, and why does anyone pay any attention to her?

Posted at 2:42PM on Oct 4th 2006 by The Maven

9. Chyna is one of the most loved and respected female wrestlers in histroy. She has posed in TWO top selling issues of Playboy and has appeared in dozens of movies and hundreds of TV shows.
Her life took a tragic turn when she got hooked up with an abusive boyfriend. She got messed up with drugs really badly.
She reportedly went to rehab for the drugs over a year ago and seemed to have her life together for about a year or so. She has done a couple of movies and has a VH1 tv show on the way but now it seems like instead of drugs she has gotten messed up on booze.

Posted at 5:41PM on Oct 4th 2006 by Laci

10. #10 seeing how you know all the info on chyna, why is she all swollen up like a sausage face? lol is she bloated from booze or having a root canal or is she turning into a gerbil? shes hurtin for certan.

Posted at 6:07PM on Oct 4th 2006 by alissa

11. She looks like a first-class slob. And I'll bet she hasn't washed in more than a month. Laci (#10) says she's a wrestler. What does she wrestle, bears? A real mess.

Posted at 8:40AM on Oct 5th 2006 by Nauseated

12. Holy F*** look what hollywood makes people into! Its a f***in horror show

Posted at 12:08PM on Oct 5th 2006 by whathappenedtochyna

13. Can anylone out there advise as to why this revolting pile of turds has not yet been flushed down the sewer? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted at 5:28PM on Oct 5th 2006 by The Inquirer