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Meet Barbie's Trailer Trash Cousins

10/5/2006 6:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jer Wayne Junior and Turleen may not have millions of dollars, a Malibu dream house, music careers or paparazzi watching their every move like some people we know, but they do have each other.

Trailer Trash Dolls
The trailer trash dolls, created by Daniel Libby, spotlight the latest in hillbilly chic.

Turleen comes barefoot and pregnant with her hair in curlers and a cigarette in her mouth. Squeeze her belly and she'll tell you "Pour me a double. I'm drinking fer two" and "Bubba Jr. get off yer sister."

Jer Wayne Junior sports all the redneck essentials like a mullet, missing teeth, NASCAR tattoo, cigarette, dirty tank top and a beer in hand. Press his chest and he'll fart and whisper sweet nothings like "Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly" and "Honest, I'm not lying through my tooth."

The dolls sell for $33, come in a patriotic red, white and blue window display box, and make wonderful gifts for your next holiday pig roast.

Now if only they can come out with one that sings PopoZäo!


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Katie    

Hey kinda looks like brittney Spears and kevin Federline.

2838 days ago
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Jennifer Scott    

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse they make Kevin & Britany into dolls, is nothing sacred?

2838 days ago
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ANGIE    

I think this is riiculous and a waste of plastic. It is a stupid idea to make dollz, dissin on Britt n Kev, because everyone knows, they are no trailer trash. The girl has millions of dollars, and lives in a nice home, with her two children. I wish everyone would just leave her alone, and let her have a happy, quiet life, till she makes her come back. As it goes for Kevin, I don't like him, but you can't tell your heart who to love. And, I'm sure she'll wake up and divorce the gold digger soon enough !!

2838 days ago
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Kacee    

Ah, I always knew Britney would get her own doll......and it's so life-like too!!!

2838 days ago
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pedestrain818    

LOL..that is too funny!

2838 days ago
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The Quackpit    

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2838 days ago
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vegasdreaming702    

Here's Kfed's chance to do some early christmas shopping! He must be proud that these dolls look like him and britney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2838 days ago
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Don_Imus_Rocks    

#3 Angie - They are trailer trash no matter how much money they have. Trailer trash is not just economic it is an attitude and lifestyle as well. Those two have no class whatsoever, neither does Anna Nicole Smith who also has millions and I think most would also consider her to be trash. Do you think that money brings you good manners? I don't. If that was the case then how come people who win millions in a lottery don't get classier after the money comes in? They don't because money doesn't give you class that is something that you have with or without money. Britney and Kevin are nasty and trashy. No amount of money will change that.
On a side note, you don't sound too educated yourself and what is with all the commas in all the wrong places? Ever finish school? Geez....

2837 days ago
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SP    

You can tell whoever came up with this knows nothing about real rednecks or trailer trash or he could have come up with better lines.

2837 days ago
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my opinion    

Yeah, I gotta admit, as SOON as I saw these dolls, I immediately thought of Britney and Kevin!! LOL! Too funny!

2837 days ago
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Joey    

I see they finally have a doll that represents all of the people that voted for George Bush and all the republicans that make this country the way it is. LOL!!!!

2837 days ago
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Deron    

At least, Kevin Teatherballs and Britney Speared now have dolls that are based on their pathetic, miserable lives.

2837 days ago
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ANGIE    

#8Inga_from_Sweden
I MOVED HERE FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY 3 YEARS AGO. NO NEED TO TELL EVERYONE MY LIFE STORY, BUT THAT IS THE REASON WHY MY "COMMAS" ARE IN THE WRONG PLACES. ENGLISH BEING MY SECOND LANGUAGE AND ALL. I JUST HAPPEND TO BE A HUGE FAN OF BRITNEY'S AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE MEDIA AND OTHER PEOPLE, BRINGING HER DOWN. THIS BEING SAID, SHE IS NO TRAILER TRASH, AND NOTHING YOU CAN DO OR SAY WILL CHANGE MY MIND!!!

2816 days ago

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