Katie Hearts Paris

16. Why do I feel like I am watching two robots?

Posted at 1:59PM on Oct 6th 2006 by whatajoke

17. i THINK THEY LOOK KIND OF DUMB. I JUST DON'T LIKE VICTORIA. SHE IS SO FULL OF HERSELF. AND YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU DON'T SEE KATIE WITH HER BABY. EVERYONE ELSE IS OUT AND ABOUT WITH THEIR CHILD. YOU DON'T SEE VICTORIA THAT MUCH WITH HERS. SAD!

Posted at 2:19PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Gisele

18. Guys, shes is just a distraction from his being gay. It is a fact (inside source from Vanity fair worker) that he is gay and had a contract w/ 1st wife Nicole Kidman to be married for some many years then ended and now same with Katie. They signed a contract have his baby be married for such a time and then get a divorce just to cover up the fact that he is gay so it doesnt hurt his career. To late did that already without the gay thing. You can see Katie puts up a facade. Its all for the media and the money. They did make a beautiful baby though!

Posted at 2:34PM on Oct 6th 2006 by gigi

19. please make them go away...

Posted at 2:38PM on Oct 6th 2006 by ml

20. Tom does not want Katie to bond with her child that is why he is keeping her busy and away from this child. I will be much easier to brainwash and then steal this child if there is not a strong mother / daughter bond. This is probably why we do not see Nicole with her kids. Katie is very wrong to let this happen to her child. Her parents must be horrified but what is going with there daughter and grand child. This makes me sick.

Posted at 2:43PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Meli

21. I think everyone should just leave these people alone. I think all stars are shallow, narcissistic, self absorbed robots, but that does not give anyone the right to butt into and judge their private lives. I'm pretty sure that any one of you ladies that has posted something negative about Katie Holmes or Victoria Beckham would switch places with them in a heartbeat ($$$$), so spare me.

Posted at 2:53PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Industrialfreeek

22. ROMANTIC?? she is there with anoher woman.. her "fiance" nowhere in sight.. and she is saying how romantic it is? oooo k...

Posted at 2:59PM on Oct 6th 2006 by lyn

23. To Post # 12 Katie is from Dawsons Creek, She played Joey Potter, who was Dawsons best friend and next door neighbor. Suri looks just like both of her parents. Tom is an eccentric, but thats one of the things we have all always loved about him. He does go a little over the top with the scientology thing, but Jehovahs Witness banging at your door is a bit over the top too. So, whatever, he is passionate about his chosen beliefs. I dont blame them for keeping the baby under wraps, I wouldnt want my child hurt by those loser papparazzi either, for petes sake they are ripping on Sean Preston Federline and how he is dressed, how retarded is the media going to get? Bashing a baby? And Lets not forget how Princess Diana died, being chased by the media and papparazzi. Celebrities and their children are no longer safe from all the hogheads trying to get the million dollar photo. As far as her not bringing the baby out all the time, whatever people!! If I had the money they had I would do my errands with out the kids too. I would leave them home when I went to do anything outside of the house where the papparazzi would be to knock my baby out of my arms so they could get the She is a bad mom picture. I hate the papparazzi. They need to leave these people alone. I love Tom and Katie, They have a beautiful little baby girl.

Posted at 3:05PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Careslessbear

24. amazing amazing man? Isn't that what she says about Tom? Is this girl an airhead or what? Also, wheres the baby. Real life- Not supposed to leave your baby at home with some nanny so you can prounce around at a fashion show. Famous people should not have babies.

Posted at 3:31PM on Oct 6th 2006 by anju

25. victoria is soooo much prettier then katie. katie looked tall and lurpy, and just plain, ugly. the outfit, what was up with that. how much did tom pay victoria to hang out with katie for a while, "become friends". those two probably don't have squat in common.

Posted at 3:50PM on Oct 6th 2006 by n

26. The Maven has learned that after she "does" Paris, Katie's going on to visit her so-called baby Suri, who,as we all know, is really a fourteenyear-old dwarf who works with a carnival,

Well, I have also learned--from a close friend who is a mole in the Scientology S--t House--that the babty's REAL name is Wun Hung Lo, and his job is to run around te carnival midway jamming chopsticks up people's asses and then disappearing into the crowd.

(Suri, by the way, is Mandarin Chinese for "Black Wig.")

The Maven has also learned that the Scientologists, who have been running this whole operation from their headquarters in the basement of the Hong Long Mandarin Hotel, cannot quite decide how to "kill off" Suri--which they'll have to when the public demand grows to see the creature.

It seems the best they've come up with is a choice of ways that will win symathy for the so-called "parents" by playing on America's heart strings.

One suggestion is to announce the "baby" fell down the cellar stairs after tripping over Tom.

Another has "her" throwing a monumental fit when Tom told her she couldn't have her black wig for breakfast.

The "handlers" hope to come up with a solution soon, because they fear the public will get suspicious over the "baby" being kept out of the news.

They've worked themselves into a real pickle,

The Maven suggests we all pray for them.

Posted at 3:49PM on Oct 6th 2006 by The Maven

27. This is for the "Wise Old Owl" You have had me cracking up !!!!!!!!!! You are so right on the money!!! Oh where is that baby?? Where is Tom? These are the things that make you go HMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really, if the place was SO ROMANTIC and it's the place where Tom proposed, why wasn't he on the trip??? Ok, I heard of getaways. Maybe that's the point.... Katie WAS getting away??!?! GO FIGURE.... GO HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:17PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Sara

28. To #22, Careslessbear:

I respectfully suggest you wash your mouth out with soap. Tom Cruise has gone way beyond being "passionate" about his beliefs. He is extremely dangerous.

Posted at 4:17PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Hippo

29. This is to The Wise Old Owl:

I just wanted to let you know that I bought that book you recommended to me a couple of weeks ago, and it's quite good.

Posted at 4:19PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Hippo

30. Ok, am I the only one that has thought of this?....Nicole and Tom adopted children because Tom could not "have" children. Then Nicole was reportedly upset over a miscarraige (who's the daddy?) and now by some miracle Tom can now have children???

Posted at 4:40PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Lisa