Katie Hearts Paris

46. Poor Mr. Beckman...married to a skinny robot having a bad hair day! TomKat has always been a joke and they both continue to amuse. BFF until when??

Posted at 6:38PM on Oct 6th 2006 by RJ

47. This is the best I've seen Katie look in a LONG time. If that's the affect that hanging with Posh has on her then great. However, I would like to see Katie dress a little less on the frumpy side. She a young and very pretty woman. That outfit would be more appropriate on someone twice her age, minus the shoes that are just plain awkward. Hopefully Victoria's fun and flirty style will rub off on her.

Posted at 6:54PM on Oct 6th 2006 by PK

48. Katie Holmes is one fine mamma jamma...:)

She can put some lipstik on my dipstik anytime...;)

Posted at 7:12PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Robert

49. I think that Katie should wise up, go to sleep and dream of me, get FAR away from Tommy boy as she can then everthing would be just fine.
Oh, and move in with me..he he what am I thinking./.

Posted at 7:51PM on Oct 6th 2006 by jeff

50. Katie does not look good she looks drugged and tired.

Posted at 8:02PM on Oct 6th 2006 by laurie

51. Loved all the great comments from all that are able to see the truth!

Okay, as some of you smart ones know, Tom had a really awesome office over at the Paramount lot. It was an office that EVERYONE wanted. The former office of Dezi Arnez and then Lucille Ball.

NOW, put your thinking caps on.......two BFF's.......walking the streets of Paris......wanting designer dresses......their hubbys play a joke on them.......THINK.........THINK...........THINK............BINGO!!!!

That episode of I LOVE LUCY!

The one where Ricky and Fred made dresses out of potato sacks and horses feedbags and told the girls they were made by a famous designer, made special JUST FOR THEM, ONE OF A KIND!

Then Lucy and Ethel paraded around Paris with smug faces, very vague when asked about the desiner name and thinking everyone was envious of them, when in fact they were really being laughed AT.

It's like Tom found the old Lucy script in his office and is playing a joke on Katie. She is of the generation that did not grow up on Lucy reruns.

Meli is right. Tom shipped Katie off to "Fashion week" to keep her busy and away from Suri. He does not want mother and child to bond. He has set up all of these fake paps and fittings and all to keep Katie busy, part of the brainwashing a control freak does.

Katie is SO out of her element. I am really embarassed for her. Her glasses are a HUGE, a hint that she is NOT glamour material. Just the fact that no one has told her to dump them, is prooof that tommy has paid people off.

She wore black shoes, black outfit and carried a red bag UGH!

This whole escapade is just SICK! PLAIN SICK!

Posted at 9:50PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Oat

52. Sounds like Katie Holmes, but her face looks different. anyone else notice that? Her face looks longer and her nose is bigger. Looks more like Tom than Katie Holmes.

Posted at 10:02PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Trippin'

53. It's all about Rich and Famous. I don't like Katie and victoria. They have a lot of money. Why don't you guys spend the money for poor people who can't afford for just one meal? if they do, I'll respect them. Wake up America! Don't make them rich and famous anymore. What a duo! Golddigger and stupid!

Posted at 11:37PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Jojo

54. I was going to post something but I can't stop laughing long enough...OMGosh
'The Maven' , you're killin me here I am cracking up sooo bad!!!!!! OKOK Tom & Katie.. I believe what Wise Old Owl said about the pre-nup stuff (which his post cracked me up as well!) and I agree, without your special love, how can Paris be so romantic? I've never been so what do I know..it just sounds weird. We don't like the press people chasing down stars and writing rot about them, and we now are kinda doing that about Tom and Katie but sheesh..IS there a stranger couple in Hollyweird?? I cannot help but feel sorry for Katie. I'm convinced she is brainwashed. NO real mother leaves her child at the age Suri is to go jetsetting with anyone. A baby needs her/his Momma at such a young age. Brooke Shields and so many are doing fine without raising their children without Nannys doing it all and mistakes we have ALL made and all, so is Britney. Seen any couch hopping lately?? Me either.. enjoy our weekend folks and to The Maven.. joke on.. I SO NEED the laughs!! You need to go into comedy! Take care all!

Posted at 1:18AM on Oct 7th 2006 by Meme

55. Victoria looks lvery unhappy and too thin to look good. Are the Beckhams Scientologists too?Katie's hair has looked in bad condition since "gave birth".
What is going on?
It does seem strange that now they have produced some baby pictures that you don't see them out with the baby. Even in celebrity world that is unusual for the mom not to be seen at some point with the baby. I really think in the pictures that were shown that the baby looks like Katie's former boyfriend.

Posted at 7:14AM on Oct 7th 2006 by OriginalKat

56. Just did some research on Beckhams. Seems Tom Cruise has been trying to persuade them to join Scientology. He even made a donation in their name to the "church". He has been pursuing them since last year.
Just check it out yourself by going to a search engine and putting in Beckham Scientology..you will get several published articles from last Oct and more.
I guess bringing in the Beckhams would really bring in alot of money to Sci.
England is where they have the big Sci. PowWow's.

Posted at 7:38AM on Oct 7th 2006 by OriginalKat

57. The Maven has just learned that Tom Cruise, known in Hollywood's upscale gay bars and dirty book stores as "The Cruiser," ACTUALLY WEARS LIFTS IN HIS SHOES!

Good grief! That means he's probably even shorter than that Chinese dwarf, Wun Hung Lo, that he hired from a Hong Kong carnival to play the role of his and Kate's alleged baby! The dwarf, who is also gay, made a pass at Tom while being fitted for that black wig, but Tom said, "Sorry, but I don't eat Chinese."

The latest joke making the rounds of the Hollywood gay scene is that Cruise is really so short that when he walks without his high heels his gonads would drag on the ground--if he had any!

There''s even a rumor--The Maven would like to have this one checked out--that Tom has the hots for Mel Gibson, and actually told Gibson, "I give the best head west of the Mississippi, and I'd like to prove it on you--and I swear, you've got nothing to worry about, you can't get infected in any way because I'm not Jewish, I'm Scientologist." When Gibsob told him, "Piss off, you filthy little toad before I put my foot so far up your assr it'll flatten your tonsils," Tom almost fainted in a fit of ecstasy and murmred, "Oh, I just LOVE the way you talk so romantically." The upshot was that Mel spit on Tom, bringing on an orgasm, and while Tom was ecstatically enjoying the moment Mel got into his car and roared away,

AND THAT WAS WHY HE WAS PICKED UP THAT NIGHT FOR DRUNK DRIVING.

According to a close friend of THe MAVEN who is a mole in the Scientology Church (as they laughingly call it),whenever Tom sees a man to whom he is sexually drawn, he says, "I'd sure like to go up on you. What's more, I take my teeth out. And I can assure you, you haven't known REAL pleasue until you've been gummed off by me."

Posted at 8:55AM on Oct 7th 2006 by The Maven

58. Yet again......Katie WITHOUT her child. What the hell kind of mother is she? She's really a huge disappointment.

Posted at 9:49AM on Oct 7th 2006 by Patty

59. Okay, Okay, I've figured it out....Katie is never with Suri because she can't bond with Suri. It's called Postpartum Depression!!! NO ONE CAN ADMIT THIS BECAUSE TOM WAS SUCH AN ASS!!! Did you notice that Tom apologized to Brooke Sheilds last month. HMMMM I wonder who made him do that? It was Katie because she's be suffering in silence and she knew that Tom made Brooke go through so much drama while she was already suffering with postpartum depression. Now Katie walks around like a zombie because she needs the proper treatment - not Tom.

Posted at 9:56AM on Oct 7th 2006 by Stacy

60. #1 I think she is starving herslf to please Tom, so she doesnt have the energy to walk.(she has to fit into her gown you know :)
Either that or shes popping anti depressent pills behind toms back, dont want to get bashed like Brooke did hahahahaha
this is the last time I will speak of them I have better things to do with my life....Getting .Married not getting married I dont really care

Posted at 10:10AM on Oct 7th 2006 by me