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She's a Man-Eater -- Jessica Plays the Field

Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson's apparently not afraid to spread the wealth – just a couple nights ago, in New York, she was spotted making cute with co-star Dane Cook at the premiere party for her latest "Employee of the Month," which opens today.

But just two nights before that, as TMZ reported exclusively, the pop princess showed up at the Four Seasons hotel in Los Angeles, and promptly disappeared into the night – or, at least, an elevator – with rocker John Mayer. As for her evening at Manhattan hotspot Tenjune with Cook, Page Six spies say that the "Employee" co-stars spent the evening "whispering into each other's ears" (of course, it's a very loud club) and that Dane "kept coming back to her every time he was pulled away." At the end of the night, however, Jess left with her real constant companion – hairdresser Ken Paves.

However the film ends up doing, Jess is just happy that she didn't have to bare her body as much as she did in last year's "Dukes of Hazzard." As she tells Lloyd Grove, "Thank God I didn't have to wear a bikini for this one and I'm just a normal, all-American, strait-laced, Midwestern girl. I need to do that for myself."

Andy Dick Thinks His Son Looks Like His Lover


Meanwhile, Andy Dick's perception of reality continues to confound – and creep us out. The comic's 18-year-old son Lucas accompanied Dick to the premiere of "Employee of the Month," and the proud papa expressed his affection for his oldest child in the oddest of ways to Lloyd Grove. "He's really great," said Dick. "Every time I go anywhere with him, I immediately say, 'This is my son,' because it looks like we're lovers because he's so handsome." (Just to set the record straight, Dick is dating a Los Angeles painter by the name of Wendy.) And Dick, ever the denizen of bizarre behavior, says that he has very little in the way of discipline to impose upon young Lucas. "I'm not going to try to control him. I can't say anything, because he's doing better than me. Who am I to slap his wrists? I learn from him."


Buffett Caught With Pills in France


Grammy winner Jimmy Buffett had a trove of pills seized from his luggage this week by French authorities when he flew into an airport there on a rented private jet. The singer was on his way to St. Tropez, and according to Page Six and local reports, was detained, but not arrested. Buffett was allowed to go free after paying a less-than-$400 fine.

A rep for Buffett says that the pills were "medicine prescribed by his doctor," (though the local press contradicts that account) and contrary to reports that there were "more than 100-plus" tabs taken from the crooner, the rep insists that the number was more like 20.


Ripa's Reality To Become Sitcom


As though we didn't hear enough from Kelly Ripa about her and her husband's odd lives as soap stars every morning on "Live with Regis and Kelly," now the daytime diva is developing a sitcom for the CW network based on that very premise. Ripa and hubby Mark Consuelos met on the soap opera "All My Children," and their trials and tribulations together are constant fodder for chat and chiding by Ripa's co-host Regis Philbin. But this isn't the first time that the two will have been in a sitcom: Ripa's now-cancelled "Hope & Faith" featured Consuelos in a number of episodes.


Party Favors: Babs Loves Her Some Cheese Steaks, 'Lost' Finds Less Audience in Debut, Bush Death Film Banned


After her big show in Philadelphia the other night, Barbra Streisand (or at least someone at her hotel suite) decided to indulge in what Rush & Molloy term "a lot" of cheese-steak sandwiches at about 2 a.m. No word if Rosie O'Donnell, who made the trek down to see her favorite diva, was chowing as well ... ABC's "Lost" made its long-awaited season premiere, and even though it killed its competition in its 9 p.m. timeslot with 18.82 million viewers, its ratings still lagged 25% behind its season premiere last year, says Variety ... Regal Entertainment Group, the largest US movie theater chain, won't be showing the controversial fake-documentary "Death of a President," which features a staged assassination of President Bush, because of its subject matter, says the Hollywood Reporter.

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16. What the hell is John Mayer thinking

Posted at 12:18PM on Oct 6th 2006 by D.G.H

17. Evidently you are her tampon and know what goes in and out of her coochie!!

Why don't you get a life!

Posted at 11:08AM on Oct 6th 2006 by Biotch Please

18. You guys have totally LOST it!!!!!! What makes you think Jess is sleeping with all these guys?!? I DOUBT VERY seriously she is!!!! She left with a friend (GAY!!!!)after the club. And just because she went up with J. Mayer, DOES NOT mean she went up to screw him! I guess that's what you Jess bashers do...SLEEP AROUND!!!!!!

You go Jess!!!! Be happy and successful!!! And don't let the haters pull you down.

Posted at 11:08AM on Oct 6th 2006 by Goddess

19. To #10: I do believe that Humphrey Bogart was a womanizing alcoholic. We tend to idealize people from so many years ago. Human nature doesn't change.

Posted at 11:10AM on Oct 6th 2006 by Hippo

20. I agree...u are all a bunch of HATERS. The faults u find in others often lie within yourself. Jess is a cute girl who is just living her life...who are you people to judge.

Posted at 11:20AM on Oct 6th 2006 by steph

21. My name is Mouse Carter and I am in love with Nick "Hagface" Carter. He really rocks my world, not to mention my coochie. I also have an imaginary latino boyfriend named Rey who I likes to buy me fake Coach bags and f*** me in the closet. I would describe myself as a lawyer who sometimes goes by the name Katka Kitty. I am also hot sh*t like our girl Jessica Simpson here. You are all just JEALOUS!!!

Posted at 11:18AM on Oct 6th 2006 by MOUSE

22. Jessica is just trying to keep her face in the news for basically doing "nothing"
noteworthy ..... all of the romances are trumped up fantasies to keep the public interested --when they're cleary not ... ((Nick must relish that she lost ALL her appeal upon leaving him..)) the movies she makes are a joke, her music is barely mediocore and the only thing she has is to TRY to keep her name out there... She cannot do an intelligent interview! her interview on the late shows displayed her
ignorance at its best! the only thing she has is her gay haridresser... pretty funny! she LOOKS AWFUL!!!! Nick prevailed! John Mayer has NO romantic interest in her and never did... they were barely friends.... Jessica is desperate to show that she has a man in her life -- when she doesnt..... its all for the press and public image that has sooo failed her... FACE IT JESS-- u are nothing but a has been.... no talent and your looks ar eeven bad lately.....
Better go back to church .....

Posted at 11:20AM on Oct 6th 2006 by maryann

23. Biotch please, STFU you are so stupid , read your own comments and then talk about mine!

Posted at 11:21AM on Oct 6th 2006 by true dat

24. Man, wtf happened to Jessica??? Her eyes are creepier than David Blaine's. I can't tell if she's coked out or just effin crazy, and she used to be so pretty and sweet looking. And true dat, here's da truf. If you don't want to read other people's opinions, maybe you should stay off blog sites. This is America baby, people can love and hate as they choose.

Posted at 11:24AM on Oct 6th 2006 by sweetas

25. people, stop the fighting and everyone IS entitled to their opinion and free speech.... what is going on with JESS speaks for itself... actions speack louder than any of these words ... SHE IS suffering the most for the ridiculous actions shes has taken in her life ....
she really hurt nick and ultimately herself.... just watch, look and listen ... what comes around goes around. it has nothing to do with being haters .... these stars capitalize on basically nothing - no talent - some of them -- and this is the case ... she also used and hurt someone else .......

Posted at 11:26AM on Oct 6th 2006 by megan

26. Jessica is a beautiful girl trying to go on with her life. Why is it that everyone is so interested in her, but doesn't like her. It's jealousy of course. People would just love be Jessica, even for a day! She is the cutest....

Posted at 11:29AM on Oct 6th 2006 by ANGELO.

27. she lacks experience, maturity and basic grounding ... shes trying to use her looks because thats all she really "had" ...... she is very immature and certainly no Scarlett Johannsen, Kate Blanchett or the llooveellyyyy young actress --- oohh cant think of her name , it escapes me - but there is some talent out there!!!!!!!!!

.... she's more like and Elizabeth Berkley...... remember her? one movie wonder .....

Posted at 11:32AM on Oct 6th 2006 by jess

28. ohhh it was Natalie Portman .... now LOOK at that young actress!!!
TALK ABOUT TALENT and SUBSTANCE...
that girl is something!!!
then look at Jess...... uugghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:34AM on Oct 6th 2006 by jess

29. #24, I'm jealous of Jessica like I'm jealous of a person who has aids.

Posted at 11:35AM on Oct 6th 2006 by kathryn

30. I predict Jessica's movie will bomb and her 15 minutes will expire.

We can all hope, can't we? And yes, she looks like a man. What has happened to her?

Posted at 11:35AM on Oct 6th 2006 by WTF?

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