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She's a Man-Eater -- Jessica Plays the Field

Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson's apparently not afraid to spread the wealth – just a couple nights ago, in New York, she was spotted making cute with co-star Dane Cook at the premiere party for her latest "Employee of the Month," which opens today.

But just two nights before that, as TMZ reported exclusively, the pop princess showed up at the Four Seasons hotel in Los Angeles, and promptly disappeared into the night – or, at least, an elevator – with rocker John Mayer. As for her evening at Manhattan hotspot Tenjune with Cook, Page Six spies say that the "Employee" co-stars spent the evening "whispering into each other's ears" (of course, it's a very loud club) and that Dane "kept coming back to her every time he was pulled away." At the end of the night, however, Jess left with her real constant companion – hairdresser Ken Paves.

However the film ends up doing, Jess is just happy that she didn't have to bare her body as much as she did in last year's "Dukes of Hazzard." As she tells Lloyd Grove, "Thank God I didn't have to wear a bikini for this one and I'm just a normal, all-American, strait-laced, Midwestern girl. I need to do that for myself."

Andy Dick Thinks His Son Looks Like His Lover


Meanwhile, Andy Dick's perception of reality continues to confound – and creep us out. The comic's 18-year-old son Lucas accompanied Dick to the premiere of "Employee of the Month," and the proud papa expressed his affection for his oldest child in the oddest of ways to Lloyd Grove. "He's really great," said Dick. "Every time I go anywhere with him, I immediately say, 'This is my son,' because it looks like we're lovers because he's so handsome." (Just to set the record straight, Dick is dating a Los Angeles painter by the name of Wendy.) And Dick, ever the denizen of bizarre behavior, says that he has very little in the way of discipline to impose upon young Lucas. "I'm not going to try to control him. I can't say anything, because he's doing better than me. Who am I to slap his wrists? I learn from him."


Buffett Caught With Pills in France


Grammy winner Jimmy Buffett had a trove of pills seized from his luggage this week by French authorities when he flew into an airport there on a rented private jet. The singer was on his way to St. Tropez, and according to Page Six and local reports, was detained, but not arrested. Buffett was allowed to go free after paying a less-than-$400 fine.

A rep for Buffett says that the pills were "medicine prescribed by his doctor," (though the local press contradicts that account) and contrary to reports that there were "more than 100-plus" tabs taken from the crooner, the rep insists that the number was more like 20.


Ripa's Reality To Become Sitcom


As though we didn't hear enough from Kelly Ripa about her and her husband's odd lives as soap stars every morning on "Live with Regis and Kelly," now the daytime diva is developing a sitcom for the CW network based on that very premise. Ripa and hubby Mark Consuelos met on the soap opera "All My Children," and their trials and tribulations together are constant fodder for chat and chiding by Ripa's co-host Regis Philbin. But this isn't the first time that the two will have been in a sitcom: Ripa's now-cancelled "Hope & Faith" featured Consuelos in a number of episodes.


Party Favors: Babs Loves Her Some Cheese Steaks, 'Lost' Finds Less Audience in Debut, Bush Death Film Banned


After her big show in Philadelphia the other night, Barbra Streisand (or at least someone at her hotel suite) decided to indulge in what Rush & Molloy term "a lot" of cheese-steak sandwiches at about 2 a.m. No word if Rosie O'Donnell, who made the trek down to see her favorite diva, was chowing as well ... ABC's "Lost" made its long-awaited season premiere, and even though it killed its competition in its 9 p.m. timeslot with 18.82 million viewers, its ratings still lagged 25% behind its season premiere last year, says Variety ... Regal Entertainment Group, the largest US movie theater chain, won't be showing the controversial fake-documentary "Death of a President," which features a staged assassination of President Bush, because of its subject matter, says the Hollywood Reporter.

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46. John Mayer sees nothing more than a few good N*T Busting times with that airhead and then on his way to a nice, pretty intelligent brunette to have a real relationship with...

Jessica is a pretty girl who is finally reaping what she sowed. She thought it was cute and funny to be the "Dumb Blonde" and got "TRICKED" into believing her own persona and when everyone started treating her like a DUMB BLONDE!!!

Bam Magera tapped that azz when she was married and now she is more of a joke than Paris Hilton.

MONEY and FAME do not buy class or dignity.

She LOOKS A MESS!!! Can I hear an AAAAAAAAAA MEN!!?!?!?!?!?!? She USED TO BE SO CUTE AND PRETTY! Now she LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS!!

She can get her "SEXY BACK"...DUMP PAVES! HE IS MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN FOOL!!!


REESE WITHERSPOON called her OUT about 2 years ago, she stated how these dumb blonde actresses and personas did not speak for her and it was a damn shame that THIS was considered to be cute, hot and hip..Well, look who has the Oscar and look who is at home eating Oscar Mayers and Co'COla wishing for a man and a better career in Entertainment!!

Not me!!!

Posted at 12:32PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Biotch Please

47. Amen

Posted at 12:35PM on Oct 6th 2006 by WTF?

48. kathryn you ignorant slut,
In order to contract AIDS you must first come into contact with human bodily fluids i.e. blood, saliva or sperm. We are sure you're safe on that account because no one wants to engage in any such contact with you you 'droid robot!

Posted at 12:39PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Dr. Drew

49. kATHRYN YOUR SUCH AN IGNORANT STUPIDASS!

FIRST OF ALL YOU DONT TALK ABOUT AIDS LIKE ITS THE COMMON COLD OR FLU, SO STOP WISHING IT UPON PEOPLE AND YES IM DEFENSIVE WHEN THAT DISEASE IS KILLING SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!

DO YOU KNOW YOU DUMBASS HO THAT YOU CAN BE MARRIED TO SOMEONE AND THAT SOMEONE BY A ONE NIGHT STAND CAN COME BACK AND GIVE IT TO YOU!

SO NEWSFLASH YOU UNEDUCATED BITCH YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A SLUT TO CONTRACT IT, SINCE YOU HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS THAT HAVE IT YOU SHOULD KNOW, BUT YOUR TO SELF-CENTERED!

Posted at 12:55PM on Oct 6th 2006 by true dat

50. Bring on the hate, it cracks me up! I'm not a slut, won't catch it screwing. I don't do drugs, won't catch it from that. So unless I need some donated blood (and even that is now screened beyond compare) I'm pretty safe. As far as no one wanting this "droid robot", tell it to my hubby who has to keep the mens away. I'm one pretty hot mama......w/o aids :) So, kiss this highly educated ass.

Posted at 1:12PM on Oct 6th 2006 by kathryn

51. I am a fan of Jessica's because she's beautiful & so stylish. I wish her all the success in the world with her new life as a independent woman. She is strong and will survive anything that comes her way. I respect her alot! She's been thru hell and I wish people would lay off her & get a life!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted at 1:19PM on Oct 6th 2006 by alexandria

52. Katherine, I think some folks are reading waaaay too much into what you said. Those of us with sense understand that you were saying you're not jealous and not hacking on people with aids. Wow, people get off in left field sometimes. It's funny how people say "don't be a hater, you dumb bitch." Uh....yeah. Okay. Whatev.

Posted at 1:20PM on Oct 6th 2006 by sweetas

53. I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON..........................................

Posted at 1:20PM on Oct 6th 2006 by danny

54. jessica is a dirty whore.

Posted at 1:25PM on Oct 6th 2006 by dee

55. Thanks Sweetas. It's not like I want someone to contract aids....very much untrue. I love it when people want to act like I'm some b*tch, but they fill their response with spewing hate. It does nothing but make me laugh. There are a few people on here who can read AND understand.........

Posted at 1:30PM on Oct 6th 2006 by kathryn

56. I take that back, there are more than a few that understand. There are a few who don't, but think they do:)

Posted at 1:32PM on Oct 6th 2006 by kathryn

57. YOU'S ARE ALL HATERS ON JESSICA, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? NADA AND YOU PROBABLY NEVER WILL QUITE HATEN AND LEAVE JESSICA ALONE.

HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted at 2:47PM on Oct 6th 2006 by NESS

58. There are some ignorant fools blogging on this site. They talk crap about others, read more into comments than were intended and then continue to attack even after comments have been further explained.

Kathryn, no worries......who cares if the fools understand?

Now, weren't we discussing what a lame ass loser Jessica has become? What has happened to her since she dumped Nick? Karma came back around.

Posted at 2:12PM on Oct 6th 2006 by WTF?

59. True dat, Kat. ;)

Posted at 2:16PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Sweetas

60. Do you think she's all coked up? I've read that she's been drinking but c'mon...I mean, seriously, her eyes are just buggin out of her head...it's creepy. She is a total mess now. She never was talented or interesting, but she was really beautiful and innocent and now all she had is gone. I'll bet Nick's thanking his lucky stars right about now.

Posted at 2:36PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Sweetas

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