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She's a Man-Eater -- Jessica Plays the Field

Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson's apparently not afraid to spread the wealth – just a couple nights ago, in New York, she was spotted making cute with co-star Dane Cook at the premiere party for her latest "Employee of the Month," which opens today.

But just two nights before that, as TMZ reported exclusively, the pop princess showed up at the Four Seasons hotel in Los Angeles, and promptly disappeared into the night – or, at least, an elevator – with rocker John Mayer. As for her evening at Manhattan hotspot Tenjune with Cook, Page Six spies say that the "Employee" co-stars spent the evening "whispering into each other's ears" (of course, it's a very loud club) and that Dane "kept coming back to her every time he was pulled away." At the end of the night, however, Jess left with her real constant companion – hairdresser Ken Paves.

However the film ends up doing, Jess is just happy that she didn't have to bare her body as much as she did in last year's "Dukes of Hazzard." As she tells Lloyd Grove, "Thank God I didn't have to wear a bikini for this one and I'm just a normal, all-American, strait-laced, Midwestern girl. I need to do that for myself."

Andy Dick Thinks His Son Looks Like His Lover


Meanwhile, Andy Dick's perception of reality continues to confound – and creep us out. The comic's 18-year-old son Lucas accompanied Dick to the premiere of "Employee of the Month," and the proud papa expressed his affection for his oldest child in the oddest of ways to Lloyd Grove. "He's really great," said Dick. "Every time I go anywhere with him, I immediately say, 'This is my son,' because it looks like we're lovers because he's so handsome." (Just to set the record straight, Dick is dating a Los Angeles painter by the name of Wendy.) And Dick, ever the denizen of bizarre behavior, says that he has very little in the way of discipline to impose upon young Lucas. "I'm not going to try to control him. I can't say anything, because he's doing better than me. Who am I to slap his wrists? I learn from him."


Buffett Caught With Pills in France


Grammy winner Jimmy Buffett had a trove of pills seized from his luggage this week by French authorities when he flew into an airport there on a rented private jet. The singer was on his way to St. Tropez, and according to Page Six and local reports, was detained, but not arrested. Buffett was allowed to go free after paying a less-than-$400 fine.

A rep for Buffett says that the pills were "medicine prescribed by his doctor," (though the local press contradicts that account) and contrary to reports that there were "more than 100-plus" tabs taken from the crooner, the rep insists that the number was more like 20.


Ripa's Reality To Become Sitcom


As though we didn't hear enough from Kelly Ripa about her and her husband's odd lives as soap stars every morning on "Live with Regis and Kelly," now the daytime diva is developing a sitcom for the CW network based on that very premise. Ripa and hubby Mark Consuelos met on the soap opera "All My Children," and their trials and tribulations together are constant fodder for chat and chiding by Ripa's co-host Regis Philbin. But this isn't the first time that the two will have been in a sitcom: Ripa's now-cancelled "Hope & Faith" featured Consuelos in a number of episodes.


Party Favors: Babs Loves Her Some Cheese Steaks, 'Lost' Finds Less Audience in Debut, Bush Death Film Banned


After her big show in Philadelphia the other night, Barbra Streisand (or at least someone at her hotel suite) decided to indulge in what Rush & Molloy term "a lot" of cheese-steak sandwiches at about 2 a.m. No word if Rosie O'Donnell, who made the trek down to see her favorite diva, was chowing as well ... ABC's "Lost" made its long-awaited season premiere, and even though it killed its competition in its 9 p.m. timeslot with 18.82 million viewers, its ratings still lagged 25% behind its season premiere last year, says Variety ... Regal Entertainment Group, the largest US movie theater chain, won't be showing the controversial fake-documentary "Death of a President," which features a staged assassination of President Bush, because of its subject matter, says the Hollywood Reporter.

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61. yes, i think she is definately self medicating...but, i don't think it is coke, she has gained too much weight for that.....i bet she is drinking up a storm, you know that stuff has calories, right, Jess?

Nick is so lucky to be away from that trash. i don't know any person, over the age of 15, looking forward to her movie. Gonna flop then she will really have a reason to drink.

Posted at 2:45PM on Oct 6th 2006 by WTF?

62. Quite haten....which language are you using? LOL.....this is such rich material.
LOVE IT

Posted at 2:58PM on Oct 6th 2006 by WTF?

63. I'm with you WTF, she's been drinking. She looks really bloated. I saw a picture of her & she looked like Martha Stewart's little sis. I'm surprised Joe hasn't had her on a diet like Tom has Katie.

Posted at 3:08PM on Oct 6th 2006 by kathryn

64. How does one get placed on the waiting list??

Posted at 3:56PM on Oct 6th 2006 by Scott

65. kathryn
What a cold hearted, empty person you must be to wish AIDs on anybody. How cruel, cold and really un-human of you. What's up think you're bullet proof? Well you're not, you're husband could be getting some on the side (78% cheat so chances are), especially after reading you posts, I'm sure he is, who wouldn't be to get away from that mouth. Next thing you know, well I guess you know it all, until it happens to you. That%u2019s a reality that will slap that self righteous smile off your mean face. Grow up dear. For you and your family sake don%u2019t be so stupid.

Posted at 11:26AM on Oct 8th 2006 by pukingposh

66. Funny you should post that punkingposh, I was reading her post and thinking I'd be out tapping something else, anything else, that wasn't as nasty as this kathryn character. Little bitch, is what she is. To throw AIDs around likes it's a joke or an insult. Horrible but that's what we're all come to expect from kathryn.

Posted at 11:32AM on Oct 8th 2006 by sam

67. Jessica Simpson is an ugly lady with NO talent she sucks. She is a blonde transvestite from Transylvania. Her face is too square and her face looks like someone stretched it out. Her music is awwwwwwfffffuuuuullllll! I would be ashamed too by her C.D. Aside from her bad looks her music is the worst thing about her. Oh and she has nothing to do with the Killers they are awesome and get respect from me and she doesn't. She needs to stay the hell away from them and stick too fat John Mayer. The killers have nothing to do with that ugly stretched out face dumb bitch. dont worry everyone dies eventually.

Posted at 7:38PM on Oct 9th 2006 by shelly

68. Oh and by the way yes I know i misspelled the word by (BUY). Nick is way too good for her and is doing better without her. He also has nothing to do with the blonde talentless tranvestite. Who nobody is jealous of.

Posted at 7:42PM on Oct 9th 2006 by shelly

69. I can't believe someone said nick mistreated jessica! Are you for real!She said nickwas the sweetest man she knew.How would you feel if your wife never wanted to be alone with you. her parents ashlee her assisstant, everyboby but nick came first in her life. I know a secret that i will share with everyone.Jessica was jealous of nick doing anything to get attention taken away from her. She didn't want him on the specials they did, thats when trouble started. She critizied him on singing because she wanted to be the only one in the limelight.

Posted at 7:47PM on Oct 19th 2006 by gloria clark

70. jessica is a movie whore, meaning she hooks up with every male co- star she works with. i thought it was funny that dax from punked who is also part of the jack ass crew in which they say she hooked up with johnny knox then bam magera is featured in the film as well. i think its an act of rebellion because she let daddy make the call in leaving nick and her hooking up with guys is a way to keep her from feeling alone plus she likes being in the media so it sorter works for her in that aspect

Posted at 8:35AM on Oct 11th 2006 by melissa

71. I'm glad nick moved on, it was the best thing for him. What happened to her lips oh my god she looks crazy!!! I agree we need to move on and don't buy or see anything she make's. what a shame all this going to her head like this. She was but is not now a role model for teenage girls. She acted so pure but her true self couldn't stay hidden anymore. She as let alot of her fans down. I guess she really wasn't any different then the rest oh well that's HOLLYWOOD

Posted at 10:55PM on Oct 29th 2006 by facto

72. Jessica used to be so beautiful,but lately she has been looking horrible.I'm starting to wonder if she is on drugs.Then again maybe she is still love sick,or just tired from work,but whatever the case is she needs to get herself together. Plus in her interviews lately her speech is all bubbled and slurred like shes geeked up.I don't know if all the rumors are true about her sleeping with tom,dick,and harry because i'm not her puss,so i wouldn't know who's been in it.
But whatever is going on with her,she seriously needs a new makeover in all areas of her life.

Posted at 1:52PM on Nov 8th 2006 by lisacat

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