Nicky's Las Vegas Birthday Bash

46. Well of course, he had to get each of them a watch. Imagine, giving somebody a present for their birthday, and Parasite getting nothing!!! Everybody in the biz knows you have have to go out of your way for the spoiled bitch brat...

Posted at 11:17AM on Oct 10th 2006 by Puh der Baer

47. Crack truly is vile. Crack - What is wrong with you, saying you are going to cut off someone's head??? Pure evil. (Also, are you in Japan? Might want to spell it correctly...)

We have a right to see what a shallow, self-absorbed, immoral, bed-hopping, talentless spoiled slut Paris is and to say it. You are the one filled with rage and hatred that any of us would dare to have an opinion. If you are entitled to your opinion, we are as well.

Posted at 11:50AM on Oct 10th 2006 by CharismaRules

48. Oops...left out that Paris is also a drunk-driving, coked-up sorry excuse for a role model. Dreadful shame that so many young & foolish people idolize her.

Posted at 11:50AM on Oct 10th 2006 by CharismaRules

49. Reminds me of a friend I had (won't be caught anywhere near her now...)...we'd be out with a bunch of people, and it would be one of their birthdays. Somebody would say "Happy Birthday Melissa!", and she'd jump in with "You know, it's MY birthday in six months!!!", something like that. Couldn't stand to see anybody get any kind of attention, had to focus it back to herself some way...
C**ts

Posted at 12:01PM on Oct 10th 2006 by Hilton Family Name Ruined Forever

50. I actually have sympathy for Nicky Hilton and also for Paris's brothers. What a crappy sister they have...

Did anyone else see a news story (I think it was on the Paris station...I mean, E! entertainment television cable station) where the cameras followed Paris around as she took her brother shopping for his birthday along with the other brother? Both brothers just sat in chairs bored to tears for hours while the self-centered, thoughtless Paris shopped only for herself and endlessly tried on dress after dress, outfit after outfit. Typical "it's all about Paris" attitude...

Of course, that's nothing compared to driving drunk & not caring if you injure or kill someone else. It's also nothing compared to f*#%king the husbands & boyfriends of others, not caring how devastated those spouses or committed girlfriends are at the cheating behavior. So much more to detest about dumb-as-a-stump Paris. "She's soooo perfect" -- NOT!!!

Crack, Yeah, Gurl, & the other 1 or 2 people who LOVE Paris - you are completely snowed by the fame bought by the fortune earned by Paris's father and grandfather. If you ever develop decent values, hopefully you will put that misguided adoration toward someone or something worthwhile.

Posted at 12:16PM on Oct 10th 2006 by CharismaRules

51. PARIS HILTON IS A NASTY SLUT THAT DESERVES TO GET BEATEN SILLY WITH A FUGLY STICK. NEVER MIND I TAKE THAT BACK SHE HAS ALREADY GOT BEATEN WITH IT SO MANY TIMES ALREADY. WTF IS SHE THINKING WEARING A PLAYBOY BUNNY OUTFIT? WITH HER SAGGY ASS, AND NON EXCISTING TITS. NASTY TWAT. THE DAY THIS CHICK GETS A CLUE AND DISSAPEARS OUT OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH IS WHEN I'M HAVING A HARDCORE CELEBRATION AND YOU ARE ALL INVITED,

Posted at 12:19PM on Oct 10th 2006 by COCO

52. Paris is a nasty snatch. She looks like a damn fool wearing a stupid costume that a five year old would wear trick or treating. Oh btw for you Crack person who can't even spell Japan correctly, I don't think even loose tw*t Paris would want you as a fan. She only dates rich men not little kids who sit behind the computer and make threats. She would think you are so "not hot"

Posted at 12:29PM on Oct 10th 2006 by D. MAN

53. Too funny COCO! LMAO! Paris can't dance or sing worth sh*t! Who does she think she is with the rabbit ears? A playboy bunny? Please that big nosed, cross eyed, big footed, flat chested, flat assed whore is just one big pathetic joke.

Posted at 12:45PM on Oct 10th 2006 by Killian

54. Why does Paris have to steal the spotlight from her sister? Couldn't she have stayed in the crowd to sing instead of trying to hog all the attention with that gay costume on?

Posted at 12:52PM on Oct 10th 2006 by L. Killroy

55. Because that WAS her birthday gift to Nicky; let everybody see how much better of a person you are then your skanky, wonk-eyed, no talent, fugly, narcissistic (etc, ad nauseum, litterally) sister, who's now hogging your spotlight.
Thanks sis!!! You make me so happy I'm not you!!!

Posted at 1:15PM on Oct 10th 2006 by Puh der Baer

56. Could everyone please just ignore this Crack douche bag? The more we post back at him the more he will continue......by the way he is also BlackMetal.....he posts under multiple names because he's like a total nerd who sits in his house all day (because he couldn't get a porn star off). This guy is such a MAJOR TOOL and we are just encouraging him to keep going.

Posted at 1:24PM on Oct 10th 2006 by Not really a fan

57. Oh my, Haley gets out of detention from Dumb Blonde Middle School, does not get on the short yellow bus, with her protective helment and look what happens,,, she walked into the wrong neighborhood, where she discovered Crack, who also needs to pick-up a helmet and climb into the Parasite Hilton Renunion with Nicole Bus (i.e the Short Yellow Bus- Don't tell them) and take an E-ticket ride to Springfield Gorge with me.

Posted at 2:08PM on Oct 10th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

58. Otto you're back!!!


Yes Hayley needs to be picked up from school soon. Did you see that she is now posting as PARIS*GURL*? She thought if she changed her name that we wouldn't be able to figure it out. Crack is just worthless and I'm pretty sure that the Special School woudn't even let him in. He needs to be in a straight jacket at the local crazy house.

Posted at 2:21PM on Oct 10th 2006 by Mary

59. I was on a new route, but have managed to find my way back to Dumb Blond Middle School to help pick up the slow and med-dependent clones and get them back on the short yellow bus. Haley (PARIS*GURL*), you can hide, but you can't run, we have a special LoJak attached to your helmet. We free speechers will always smoke you out. Please tell me you are off the CRACK bandwagon, because if you are not, we will be picking you up with your CRACK head friend and dropping you guys off in rehab-- maybe they can detox you from the posion you ingested believing in the Dumb Blonde Dream spouted by that disease infested bimbo you worship-- All you will have to do is stand up and say "My nameis Haley_15, alias *PARIS*GURL* and I like to worship spoiled rich trannies,,," remember denial is a river in Egypt and admitting your are wrong is the first step to recovery.

Posted at 2:44PM on Oct 10th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

60. Otto - LMAO!!

Posted at 4:10PM on Oct 10th 2006 by CharismaRules