Oprah Winfrey gabs about all kinds of topics of national and emotional import on her show -- but the one thing she seems to be truly obsessed with is poop. As in human feces.
On yesterday's show, Dr. Mehmet Oz, Oprah's on-demand dispenser of medical info, answered the call of doody to explain the intricacies, vagaries, and complexities of poop. "More people stop me about poop than Brad Pitt," declared Oprah, explaining that her previous shows on the topic have generated considerable buzz from her acolytes.
Oz helped Oprah understand why poop is the color it is (it's because of the bile, which is brown), why it's best if it comes out shaped like an "S" (though it's OK if it's shaped like a comma or a "C"), and why some people actually produce white poop (a deficiency of bile). Oprah thought that last tidbit was definitely a little kaka-eyed. "I have never heard of white poop in my whole life," said a skeptical O.
But leaving her Midtown hotel recently, the Queen of All Media almost looked as though she might have to attend to a little, um, fecal matter right there in the middle of Manhattan! You go, girl!
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Hurrah for Oprah! Although I,m not a fanatical fan I admire her for examining subjects other people won,t touch. Dr. Oz is a charming,knowledgeable and highly respected surgeon who explains medical matters in a way anyone can understand --- anyone, that is, other than the adolescent dropouts who act like first graders parroting dirty words.
Like most of these comments, the show was a load of crap. Not entertaining at all, but of course, the woman has money, power and a TV show which allows her to get away with almost anything.
They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
#14,Bruce,thats called the runs,not good,,send oprah a sample and let oz check it out,maybe they can tell what to do
oprah is running out of subject matter and she is gaining weight big time
she busted into two weddings boy that took nerve, who does she think she is the queen of england or something, she has the nerve and she had a pink dress on and her backside must have weighed 200lbs her friend gayle is laughing all the way to the bank, she is the biggest phony going and i am sure they are a couple, shall we say
EVERYONE SHOULD GET TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN ABOUT YOUR POOP. DON'T WAIT UNTIL IT'S TO LATE, WHEN YOU HAVE A COLONOSCOPY AND FIND OUT YOU HAVE COLON CANCER. THEN IT'S A LITTLE LATE.
TRU SAMUELS- Learn how to post a comment, it's not rocket science. Could you also post a comment that's productive, you're comments are lame.
I completely back up commentor #28, Cd, and everyone else who thinks these types of shows are helpful because THEY ARE!
TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND GO RETIRE SOME WHERE I WON''T HAVE TO SEE YOUR UGLY FACE EVERY WHERE I LOOK. YOU SICKEN ME TO DEATH.
Pls someone,get Oprah and Rachael Ray and Dr. Phill off the air.
These three are starting to bug me.
All three of them think that their YOU KNOW WHAT dont stink.
I found the show on"POOP" to be informative. PooP was not the only thing discussed. The viewers of OPRAH are the people who asked most of the questions.
I wish I had tape the show. It was very informative, about the health of our body.
On a very special Pooprah, Dr Phil will lick his own ass clean and Dr. Oz will determine if it is clean enough. Afterwards, Pooprah will discuss this Falls' next big read "When Rich Lesbots deny the Truth," Gostwritten by Imnot A Leech and BFF Gayle. Also Every guest at this special show will receive a free smaple of Preporation H.
SilentButtDeadly takes it in the rear. It certainly explains his poop obsession. haha oprah could buy and sell a couple of him that is if he was worth anything at all.
You guys should do yourself a favor and listen to what she talking about. Either that or don't listen, but no complaining when you end up with colon cancer cuz you were to immature to check out your own poop! Grow up. It may save your life.
Guess you would know what it is mlike to take it up the ass CP, because I just pulled out mof yours- how's it feel biotch?
i thought that oprahs show was very interesting had i seen it sixs years ago my husband wouldnt be wearing a pouch instead he would be going the normal way
he had to have over five feet of his colan removed you people that are complaining about a little poop talk need to listen and keep your mouth shut
