Paris and Travis -- Reeeally Just Friends?

16. To DJc - Paris has been shown on E! entertainment television on camera saying she is the closest thing to royalty America has and has compared herself to Princess Di and Marilyn Monroe. Paris thinks she's royalty...surely no one else buys that crap.

I agree with you...makes me absolutely ill to think anyone believes that she represents young American women, & I've said it before - if she does her eyes-half-closed-pathetic-attempt-to-look-sexy-but-only-succeeds-in-looking-drunk-or-drugged, fake-baby-voice "That's Hot" thing one more time, I swear I will puke/hurl/vomit/blow chunks!!!!

Posted at 2:16PM on Oct 12th 2006 by CharismaRules

17. He's got no money money she does. Once a slut always a slut. Her and Jenifer Aniston should get together, neither one can tell the truth.

Posted at 2:29PM on Oct 12th 2006 by tattoo

18. WHITE SHOES AFTER LABOR DAY?!!!!

Guess money cant buy taste!

Posted at 2:22PM on Oct 12th 2006 by victoria

19. Freinds with benifits,well every body that parties with her get benifits,she loves anal sex,well she loves any sex,but anal sex is her best position,shes never screams

Posted at 2:25PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Paris is a hoe

20. YOU KNOW WHAT ....ODDLY THESE TWO SEEM TO BE MEANT FOR ONE ANOTHER. WHAT KIND OF A PERSON IS TRAVIS TO BE SLEEPING WITH HER IN THE FIRST PLACE. SHANNA HAS ALREADY CLAIMED THAT PARIS AND TRAVIS HAVE BEEN SEEING EACHOTHER WHILE THEY STILL LIVED TOGETHER. SO PLEASE STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY HER ACTIONS BY CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE SEPARATED BECAUSE THAT IS A PITTYFULL EXCUSE FOR SLEEPING WITH A MARRIED MAN WHO HAS CHILDREN.
PARIS DOES NOT REPRESENT ALL OF AMERICAN WOMEN, HALF OF THE THING THAT PARIS HAS DONE ARE SO DISGUSTING AND SHAMELESS. HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE PICTURE OF HER COMING OUT OF HER CAR WITH NO UNDIES? AFTER YOU SEE THAT PLEASE COME BACK AND PROCLAIM THAT SHE HAS CLASS. I DO NOT CARE HOW MUCH $$ SHE HAS WE ALL NEED TO HAVE SOME DIGNITY AND RESPECT ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

Posted at 2:26PM on Oct 12th 2006 by CoCo

21. Travis Barker looks like an eight year old boy in that shirt. Paris looks like she's going to a tea party. Remind me again why these farts are news?????

Posted at 2:28PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Whatever

22. tattoo, what the f*** does Jen have to do with this?

Im not a fan but correct me if Im wrong but what celebrity aint a liar?

Dont tell me that AJ dont lie or Brad or anybody else, cause that I know of all of them have to lie so people like you and me wont talk shit!

Posted at 2:34PM on Oct 12th 2006 by eli

23. Kate Hanson number 9 has been bashing jews and blacks here. She is a Paris fan also. What a pathetic losers her and Paris are.

Posted at 2:37PM on Oct 12th 2006 by oldlongdong

24. Oh they all get on my nerves. Let the 2 get together. they are both losers. He's just going after a piece of ass!! He really don't want Paris and Paris don't want him. JUST A PIECE OF ASS

Posted at 2:37PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Gisele1

25. what is she wearing? She looks like a 10-year old that raided her mother's closet.

Posted at 2:49PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Ashlee

26. He looks like a 5 year old boy in that picture!!!!!! LOOK!!!!
Not a good match and NOT a good influence on his kids! Step-mom Paris? I hope to never see that happen!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:01PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Amanda

27. There is a little puppy following her. He is so so not attractive, there is nothing to him, ugly, unattractive, skinny, bean pole. ew ew is all I can say about him, he is absolutely nothing, his 15 minutes is up, now he can go away.

Posted at 2:51PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Dolly

28. Here we go again. Yet another picture of America's stupidest slut with another fag. When will Paris wake up and realize these men are just using her for publicity and her tw*t?

Posted at 2:56PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Boredatwork

29. Travis is such a loser. It doesn't matter who Paris dates, but he's the married one (it doesn't matter if you're separated, you still shouldn't be dating other people, but anyways....)

Posted at 2:52PM on Oct 12th 2006 by lourdes

30. Stop making me swerve this short yellow bus from laughing so hard, I almost took out the rest of the Blink 182 bandmembers at their stop. Went by Mr. Chows to pick up the happy couple, with protective helmets in hand, but all that was left was a snail trail that reeked of Parasite juice. So right now I am following the trail (which is like black ice), bypassing many of her clones in order to get Travis and her on the bus. If Parasite is going to defend her newest boy toy, and beat Shannon in the second match-up, she is going to need to hit the gym at Dumb Blonde Middle School. Coach Jokstrap has the jello pool set up and her protective cup ready for the practice match. Filling in for Shannon will be Firecrotch, who has already lost a boy toy or two to Parasite.

Posted at 2:55PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver