Paris and Travis -- Reeeally Just Friends?

31. he's adorable, i just hope he wears a full body condom. If it's free...take it. Who ever said rich wasn't cheap?

Posted at 3:14PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Iowa Girl

32. Paris is really scraping the bottom of the barrel going out with this fool with all the stupid looking tattoos. For someone who thinks they are so "hot" she sure dates lots of mutts!

Posted at 3:33PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Paris reeks

33. Otto - You've GOT to stop!!!! You're gonna get me fired for laughing out loud!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:36PM on Oct 12th 2006 by CharismaRules

34. paris needs to get over his ugly ass. he was hot back in the day, but those days are long gone.. shes to pretty for him..

Posted at 3:50PM on Oct 12th 2006 by miss. hXc

35. Otto -

I think you are going to need a bigger bus. Trade that short bus in for a regular size one. Don't forget to pick up Hayley_15 a.k.a PARIS*GURL and her friend Amanda from Dumb Blonde Middle School!!!!

Posted at 4:29PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Mary

36. Paris and this little dweeb are both publicity whores. Why the media keeps giving them attention like they are talented or have any use to society is bizzare. Who the heck would Paris as a stepmom or an inlaw? Puke.

Posted at 4:37PM on Oct 12th 2006 by YAWN!

37. #14 u can wear white all yr in LA. its not cold and snowy n cloudy outside its 75 degrees here all year which makes white OK

Posted at 4:40PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Kate Hanson

38. With all these new clones coming out of the woodwork, you are correct Mary, I am going to have to requisition a bigger bus. Especially with the wrestling season getting ready to start. Coach Jokstrap informed me that Haley_15 (*PARIS*GURL*) and Amanda will be the mat girls for the upcoming meets. The first tournament of the season at Dumb Blonde Middle School will be the All-Clone Wrestling Tournament, co-sponsored by Hyde and Mr. Chows. Featured matches will include Parasite vs. Shanna in the anorexia division, and in the deadbeat dad class will be Travis against K-Fag. Admission to the tourney is free to those with their own thoughts and only $10 for the slow and retartded. Of course all DBMS students are welcomed with a student ID stapled to their forehead. Protective helmets are required since only the mats are padded.

Posted at 4:50PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

39. Dude. You should really take your show on the road. Where do you come up with this stuff? You should be a comedian. Seriously. I log on just to read your blogs.

Posted at 4:56PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Mary

40. Who's the retarded guy in the striped shirt?

Posted at 5:04PM on Oct 12th 2006 by jdub

41. Paris and Travis the two walking std cases!

Posted at 5:10PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Whatever

42. #31 what in the hell is so hot about this man?

I dont even think I knew who he was backin the days, hes not hot at all, you need your eyes checked PRONTO!

Posted at 5:22PM on Oct 12th 2006 by 4real

43. Thank you for the compliment Mary, before getting my specialized license to drive a short yellow bus, I was actually a professional community journalist, I used to write a weekly sports column, where I would make fun of myself most of the time instead of others. I miss the rush of having my humor being read by others who enjoy it and this medium fills the void. I am glad that you are enjoying it, and will definitely try to keep the masses laughing as long as there is a clone out there to laugh at.

By the way,,, you didn't wave as I honked and drove by to pick-up Haley and Amanda :)

Posted at 5:21PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

44. Otto, You are hillarious!! And who really cares if its after Labor day and your wearing White?? Get real People!!

Posted at 5:24PM on Oct 12th 2006 by SaraBell

45. Well, Travis said his Doctor told him he has to start eating meat so his bones would heal.

It's been so long since he has had any meat, he doesn't know what a choice cut looks like. LOL

Posted at 5:25PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Janey