Paris and Travis -- Reeeally Just Friends?

46. Hey OTTO you are back!! LOL. You will indeed need to purchase a bigger bus, the clones are not only female but male as well!! Get 'em Otto. By the way look for KATE HANSON, she needs to be picked up as well...LMAO!

Posted at 5:31PM on Oct 12th 2006 by CoCo

47. wow #44 take it easy your gonna give yourself a stroke!

Do you really frustrate yourself that much about this shit....come on man get a grip!

Posted at 5:32PM on Oct 12th 2006 by 4real

48. This guy is sooooooooo freaking ugly, I cant stand Paris and personally I dont give a shit about Shanna. My question is..............

WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER THIS UGLY ASS GUY?
HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO BUSTED HES SKINNY, HE LOOKS DIRTY, HES FUGLY, HE HAS NO GOOD TALENT, HES GROSS!

Posted at 5:38PM on Oct 12th 2006 by eli

49. Just got back from the Dumb Blonde Middle School principal's office, due to the ongoing enrollement in the DBMS special education classes (all of them), I will be getting more seats for the clones. Did I mention instead of a bigger bus, the additional seats are being placed on top of the roof. Damned those budget cuts for extra protective helmets and staples. I hope seat belts were added to the expansion, would hate to see any of the clones fall off and hurt themselves even more than they already do on a daily basis. A special note, just added to the route was little Kate Hanson, she is one of our extra-special students, I would like the class to play nice with her, since she did forget her complimentary protective helment after registering. You will notice she is the clone with her class schedule and bus stop stapled to her forehead. She will be joining the rest of the students after her orientation with Principal Blog our free speech advocate.

Posted at 5:56PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

50. Aww, to bad that the seats have to be added to the top of the bus! Looks like the probability of these clones falling have just rised! I will keep my fingers crossed that they are not given helmets or seat belts, this will make the drive home *safer*
So now that Parasite & Nicole are BFF again, will you be picking her up as well??

Posted at 6:08PM on Oct 12th 2006 by CoCo

51. Like all the cool and exclusive LA LA Land clubs, there is special seating for not only Nicole and Parasite, who are BFF again, but Firecrotch as well, who has again rejoined the inner clone circle. This special section is located at the back of the short yellow bus, so now besides sneaking into the back doors of the clubs, they can climb into the bus from the back. I find it is easier to get them loaded and "strapped" in for that bumpy and sometimes scary ride around those sharp corners and to see the exclusive view of Springfiled Gorge. Of course, being as slow as they are, they may have missed the warning label I was required to put on the door,,, "Seating in the back of the bus may cause severe head injury due to faulty doors, sharp corners and sudden stops." Let's hope I can (not) get those fixed someday, before I lose one of them.

Newsletter alert: After a fierce sparring match in the Jello pool in preparation for her upcoming second battle with Shanna, Parasite and Firecrotch have briefly made up and decided to become new BFF in alliance with Nicole. Coach Jokstrap and the trio was overheard saying that there is a six-bimbo tag team match being added to the DBMS All-Clone Wrestling Tournament. Teaming up with Shanna will be Brooke Hogan and Tara Reid, with special referee Kristy Swanson. Remeber tickets are available at the short yellow bus, from any wrestling team member (just detach from the packet stapled to their head) and at the DBMS office. So help support the program, by being there or being a clone.

Posted at 6:36PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

52. comon shes a lying skank we all know that. she just wants an excuse to screw loads of guys at once. eek she is so gross

Posted at 6:50PM on Oct 12th 2006 by she is a minga

53. when she comes to the point soon in her pathetic existence when no-one wants to take her picture. or these dumbass friends realise she is a self obsessesed whore only worried about herself, and leave her. she will be a sad old diseased cow.

Posted at 6:55PM on Oct 12th 2006 by cow

54. Hah, Hah, Hah, well I guess Shanna didnt really clock Paris too hard. Paris is still hanging out with Travis. Thats right Paris dont let that Jealous bitch try to scare you away from Travis. I say make it a point to be seen even more with him. Violence truly doesn't solve anything. dont let Shanna decide who you can and cant hang out with.

Posted at 6:57PM on Oct 12th 2006 by kelly

55. Just a sloppy hole slut. Oh and Kate Hansen get a f***ing life - if you beleive the crap you wrote, then i feel sorry for you.

Posted at 7:38PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Mia

56. His handlers are paying her to be seen with him. It's called a business deal.

Makes for good press - the beauty and the beast fairytale has been around for centuries.

You people are so easy. .

Posted at 10:36PM on Oct 12th 2006 by Kat

57. Imagine Paris hangin out with Travis and his kids. Can you see her walking down melrose pushing a stroller. Its just a fling, Paris is a whore and everyone knows it, him even. He just wants to get laid, and everyone knows she is a sure thing.

Posted at 5:56AM on Oct 13th 2006 by heather

58. For #9, Mrs. Kate Hanson, get a life you silly twit. I bet if it was your man, you would have something to say. You must be just like Paris. Check out the comments from #6 and they may remind you of yourself!

Posted at 9:36AM on Oct 13th 2006 by Autumn

59. This guy is a Scumbag ! Follows Paris around like a lost puppy dog--city to city! get a grip !
Then he still hangs out with her after an allegeded assault by an ex of Paris !!?? NICE !
Shanna is STILL the mother of your children dude, have some decency and respect for the kids at least.
If I were Shanna, I'd take my kids, move to NY and get out of that pool of fluids in L.A. ~~~ nasty fluid swapping city !

Posted at 9:56AM on Oct 13th 2006 by coolmom4pink

60. Otto - "six-bimbo tag team match being added to the DBMS All-Clone Wrestling Tournament" That's PRICELESS!! You are hilarious!!

Posted at 10:52AM on Oct 13th 2006 by CharismaRules