Paris and Travis -- Reeeally Just Friends?

61. "Rainman and Vanna White Go Out For a Bite."

Posted at 2:25PM on Oct 13th 2006 by FrogLevel

62. Hey have you heard the News? Parasite Hilton has Herpes and is now the new Spokes Woman for the company Valtrex. It was a hard decision but Parasite resume beat out Lindsey Lohan and Bradon Davis by a Mile. She has a new Album coming out dedicated to the company coming to a store near you. Theme Song tittled " My Vagina is made for Talking and that's just what it will do". "You better take this Pill before the diease takes over you" The Douche Company was really Pissed and fired her ass cause there was no cure for the scankie smell between her legs and she kept attracting cats while on Photo shoot. Order now for 1.99 you to can help Parasite Hitlon fight the cause of Herpes. All Proceeds will go to her bank account which will be used for a doctor to create a New Vagina one with out smell and NOT covered in Puss Pimples. We all send our Wishes in hopes you become the next Spokes Woman for "AIDS" Until then do us all a Favor Close your Legs Bitch because we all can smell you From her.

Posted at 8:05PM on Oct 14th 2006 by Pamela

63. She's gross, he's gross - they deserve each other. I know break ups hurt, but Shanna, take the high road as fast and far as you can away from these losers. Paris is a whore, both for publicity and being known for not following the "chick rule" - never going after a friend's man, whether it's an ex or not. She's just a tool, dumb as a rock, and ridiculous to watch because she is completely insincere it just makes me sick. Watching the video of Brandon Davis and Paris ripping apart Lindsay Lohan (can't stand her either), Paris' laugh couldn't have been more insincere and Brandon couldn't be more of a skank. I'm sure the only way he gets laid is by paying for it. And why is Paris under "Celebrities....anything?" She's NOT a celebrity. She's famous for being rich, stupid, mean, and a whore. There's something her parents can brag about. They must be mortified.

Posted at 8:28PM on Oct 14th 2006 by Patty

64. Oh Damn Silly me forgot to mention for and extra .50 cents you can get Parasite Hiltons new ring tone for your Phone. Here's a sneak peek of the songs you can download from her New Album.

1) My Vagina is made for talking
2) Me and my Puss Pimples
3) Going to take your Man and spread my Diease all over the Land
4) Oh Scankie Day this Smell in my Crotch just won't go away
5) I'm down on my knees and ready to Please
6) Valtex is my Hero

Posted at 9:08PM on Oct 14th 2006 by Pamela

65. What that wookie-eyed Paris-ite won't do for attention ... and that disgusting baggy -shorts boy with the backwards hat is just another K-Fed wannabe ... the only diff is the tattoos!
Hats off to Shanna for leaving the two scumbags!

Posted at 12:02PM on Oct 16th 2006 by roxy montana

66. Otto - don't forget to pick up Kelly (#54) along the way. What a twit!!! She is extremely brain-damaged, probably from all the peroxide, but I am sure the Dumb Blonde School can handle her.

Oh, and Pamela (#65) TOO FUNNY!!!! LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Made my day!

Posted at 9:42AM on Oct 16th 2006 by Georgia Peach

67. Gosh....this is the biggest Slut ever. Ewwwwwww she's fucking ugly and a whore, Shanna is so much better than this anorexic bitch. Shanna come on you deserve a better man, Move on girl!!!!

Posted at 3:21PM on Nov 10th 2006 by Michelle

68. He looks soooooo pathetic following her around like that ! Doesn't he have any 'homeboys' to let him know he's looking like a chump ??? LOL

Turtle-Heads are HOT ! :))))))))))))))

Posted at 6:30PM on Oct 17th 2006 by hot mama

69. I still can't get over how freakin' ugly that guy is. And too skinny to boot. I can't believe these girls are making a fuss over THAT.

YUCK.

Posted at 7:24PM on Oct 18th 2006 by Missy