K-Fed Plays The Thug, Exquisitely

Kevin Federline made his long-awaited debut as an actor on Thursday night's "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," and if this is what he can do with a few scant minutes, imagine what he could do with an entire feature film.

K-Fed packed an entire season's worth of acting chops into his brief guest-starring appearance. There was raw sneer, for one, as he delivered the line "This little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home" with seething, Spacey-esque brilliance. He flexed his animal-impersonation skills with a highly convincing porcine impression equally compelling for its accuracy and its minimalism. And he even makes a clever, knowing, and sincerely-expressed encapsulation of his own existence with wife Britney Spears: "Free shower, free food, free sleep," he says, in a casual sing-song.

Even though, as he perceptively noted yesteday, the lines were "catered" to his thespian sensibilities, there's no doubt that K-Fed brought the wealth and weight of his own experience to this performance.



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31. K-FED is a no talent A** Clown. He has about as much street CRED as Pee Wee Herman. Wake up world and Britney this guy is a loser!

Posted at 8:56PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Kevin

32. When is this douchebag going to step out in front of a bus?

Posted at 2:25PM on Oct 15th 2006 by Roger Ramjet

33. After reading the comments about Mr. Federline's performance on Thursday's episode of CSI. We, the committee decided to take a further look into Mr. Federline's acting abilities. We are please to say, that we are prepared to immediately award the EMMY for BEST GUEST PERFORMANCE IN A DRAMA to Mr. Kevin Federline. Of course, this will only occur in Mr. Federline's dreams.

Posted at 5:26PM on Oct 16th 2006 by Emmy Nomination Committee

34. Kevin Federline did very well in his role on CSI, however he was not acting he was type cast into the role of a thug because that is what he is..he sucks..

Posted at 6:58PM on Oct 15th 2006 by Linda

35. I loved the question "will he win an emmy". Since when has an extra who got lucky and got pulled out of the extra pool to speak a couple of lines been considered for an emmy? You'd have thought he had an actual role in the show from the publicity. What he did was what thousands of extras do for a few bucks everyday. He just got paid more because he married "well".

Posted at 6:55PM on Oct 15th 2006 by Rose

36. Well, I really can't stand this gold diggin' playboy...but I was really impressed with his acting. I think he ought to pursue this instead of being a singer and rapper (which he really stinks at). He was pretty impressive as an actor.

Posted at 7:42PM on Oct 15th 2006 by Cheree

37. Kev is a third rate line dancer, can't rap and definitely can't act. He should just concentrate on being Mr. Spears.

Posted at 11:25AM on Oct 19th 2006 by Rusty

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