Shanna Moakler: America Is Sick of Paris

31. Travis lose street cred, erm no. Oregon you cannot even possibly know what the words "Street Cred" mean you flyover state leftover. His music rocks his clothing line is killing it right now..he'll be fine. Not at all like the Madden dorks who never had street cred to begin with.

And YES we are all sick of Paris and her fake hair fake voice fake blue eyes..and waaay to much time in the spotlight...why?


Hay-Seuss

Posted at 4:34PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Hay Seuss

32. Give me a moment, while I secure the short yellow bus with a bouncer from Hyde, my next stop is going to be in Crack-head's neighborhood. Normally, I would not allow Crack on board, but it seems there is a law that prohibts the use of drugs or stupidity within 200-yards of a school, so I have no choice. I will pick him up to help clean up the neighborhood. I have a nice new seat on top of the newly modified short yellow bus. No helmet or harness is required for Crack-head, since their is nothing left to damage. Just remember Crack-head to put down the pipe and hang on when we take those sharp corners wouldn't want to lose you passing Springfield Gorge

Posted at 4:31PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

33. CRACK>>>
CHECK OUT THE POLL, 97% ARE SICK OF PARIS. SO THAT LEAVES ME TO WONDER IF YOU ARE THE EMBICEL VOTING FOR PARISITE ONLY..I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE. YOU ARE JUST BITTER BECAUSE SHANNA HAS MORE CLASS THAN SKANKY PARIS.
OTTO, HAVE WE NOT REQUESTED FOR CRACK TO BE PICKED UP PREVIOUSLY?
IF NOT, TAKE THIS AS AN OFFICIAL REQUEST, BUT INSTEAD OF THROWING CRACK IN THE BUS, THROW HE/SHE UNDER IT.

Posted at 4:33PM on Oct 13th 2006 by CoCo

34. OFF TOPIC - BUT HEY TMZ .

YESTERDAY afternoon at some point you had a picture of Brandon Flowers and a "new" concert backstage rider you obtained from TSG for the Killers.

I See now that no matter where I look ON TMZ for that photo and little piece you wrote is LONG gone. I tried searching all Killers articles to no avail.

My question is...Did you get a phone call from Robert Reynolds on that?

First time I have seen TMZ turn tail and run..obviously you knew there lawyers are better than yours or what's the deal?

Hay-Seuss

Posted at 4:36PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Hay Seuss

35. I agree with you Crack. Shanna Moakler has used Oscar De La Hoya, Travis Barker, Playboy, and Now shes trying to use Paris's name to make people think she's some big important person. Paris has more fans than her, just not on this blog.

Posted at 4:39PM on Oct 13th 2006 by darren

36. OTTO-

Please pick up Crack A.S.A.P!! You might need help with this psycho so you should probably bring someone with you. Strap his ass in and maybe the bus could go off a cliff or something? Just make sure that you jump out right before because we all want you to keep posting!!

Posted at 4:35PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Mary

37. Shanna is our NEW hero--she may not have won on Dancing with the Stars, but she is our heroine for having tried to punch out Paris!! You go, Sweetie!

Posted at 4:35PM on Oct 13th 2006 by kat

38. I have no choice but to know who Paris Hilton is.....if you are exposed to American culture at all you.....well, "have her shoved down your throat".......but until this I didnt know Shanna Moakler......I dont know what her personality is like.....so just looking outside in?......that woman is soooooooooooooooooooooo much more attractive than Paris Hilton.....Shanna has children, so she is capable of loving someone more than herself, is very attractive, and apparently has enough sense to know when she doesnt have to say a word to win....you've won Shanna, the joke is on Paris....she just might not realize it for a few more years.....but she is a joke

Posted at 4:42PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Michael

39. Oh my, was that a bump in the road or did I hit a Crack with the short yellow bus as he fell from the newly installed seats. Guess I need to remember to restarain the ignorant. If he comes back, I will make sure to pull out the new Hanibal Lector restrainting system. Nothing like a muzzle to help shut the Parasite clones up. Also a stop at the Nicki Hilton Clone Rehabilitation Clinic will be needed. Someone needs to be de-programmed from reading to many gossip rags.

Posted at 4:41PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

40. omg i laughed SO hard i had a laughing/coughing fit and peed a little bit!!! thank you THE REALIST!!!

Posted at 4:47PM on Oct 13th 2006 by yo momma

41. Excuse me ...I am glad you all miss me (BlackMetal) but thanks for pointing out that I attempt to use sentence structure and punctuation. And I know how to work the f***ing caps lock key.

Always glad to make a stir , I'll have to go back and see what these clowns did to make you think it was me. I have been busy lately, sorry I'll come back to piss people off real soon.


BlackMetal - Err Hay-Seuss..or whoever i choose to be on this glorious Friday 13th - Yes TMZ can verify it is actually me BlackMetal

Posted at 4:44PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Son Of God

42. I am a pathetic idiot.

Posted at 4:43PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

43. So now I am so popular, that Crack and his clones want to clone me. Thank you for the compliment- The real Otto.

Posted at 4:44PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

44. Crack u must be the parasite or her publicist, because no one in their right mind would call the Whore beautiful.

And she is rich and famous because she's got Hilton name not because she has done anything to achieve it herself. Oh right.. maybe making porn got her famous??
She is an embarrassment to her family.
U are a fool if u need me to give you reasons America hates parasite. look up # 32 , MB has stated clearly what u are too oblivious to comprehend, dickhead!!!!
You must be deaf and blind living in the crack smoke bubble u moron.

Posted at 4:45PM on Oct 13th 2006 by OOPS

45. Who isn't tired of Paris. But be the real one here and just do what you do best and thats looking smokin hott.

Posted at 6:12PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Dic Hurtz