Shanna Moakler: America Is Sick of Paris

61. kathryn - Read And Learn.

Posted at 5:03PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Learn From The Attacks

62. Oh, for the love of God #53 I think your on the wrong website. Do you need Otto to pick you up from school?

Posted at 5:07PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Mary

63. To my dear Crack, once again:

I new if I cruised my route long enough, I would find you running around loose in public without her protective helmet. All right Haley, it's going to be getting dark soon and classes at Dumb Blonde Middle School are done for the day, I think it's time to climb into the short yellow bus with the rest of the Parasite clones and time to go home and do some homework, which does not include pestering the free speechers on TMZ. So be a good guys now and climb on board, remember no pass is needed for the slow-minded.

Posted at 5:08PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

64. Miss Moakler took the words right out of 93% of America's mouths! Bravo!

Posted at 5:10PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Kim

65. Otto et al, once you make a few critically acclaimed statements. The haters and misfit impersonators come out of the woodwork.

Which is why I haven't been posting as BlackMetal as much lately.

I wish every now and then someone at TMZ would just chime in one liner confirming the REAL persons posts from the dopplegangers.

Especially when it is a KNOWN "Regular" TMZ poster, takes months to gain a customer - seconds to lose one.


The one and ONLY - BlackMetal - Today Hay-Seuss tomorrow..? I'm taking suggestions...

Posted at 5:10PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Son Of God

66. Mary

Why was America attacked on 9/11? Read And Learn.

Posted at 5:12PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Learn From The Attacks

67. Crack take a sedative. Everyone here is allowed to post thier own opinions. Not just you. Do your Mommy and Daddy have any idea of the filth that comes out of your mouth? Shame on you!

Posted at 5:12PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Kim

68. Over 2,600 people have voted and 93% people are sick of Paris...that's a whole lot CRACK dont ya think?! Instead of sending everyone to hell, why don't you send yourself to some anger management counseling, you've taken this way too personal. Paris is hungry for attention everyone knows it and it's pretty obvious. She's getting it, not any positive attetion but with everything she's done, I don't think she cares. I admit, I like hearing about her "misfortunes" but she's asking for them. Being a slut can't bring you too much luck!

Posted at 3:00PM on Oct 16th 2006 by Rose

69. First Hanibal Lector retraints and now bomb sniffing dogs. Next I am going to have to install a metal detector, but that will go off all the time because many of the clones have metal plates which stop them from being free thinkers. After I am done restraining Crackhead and his Otto clones, I will be glad to swing by and pick up #53, obviously he took his history lesson in class a little too serious today. I don't think detention will do any good with a rant like that. Then again, us at Dumb Blonde Middle School would like to use #53 as an example of the fine education that is being taught at our institution, even though it was posted on the wrong blog site. Good try #53, let's put our helmet back on and get into the short yellow bus for a nice little ride to someplace special, just like you.

Side note: Thanks Mary. Glad the Free Thinkers can tell the difference between a clone and an original.

Posted at 5:16PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

70. Oh, you're welcome Otto.

Posted at 5:19PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Mary

71. Oh, one last thing Otto.

Can I have sex with you in your seductive backseat?

Posted at 5:21PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Mary

72. Will someone tell "Learn from the attacks" that none of us give a sh*t what he's rambling on about. Last time I checked, this topic was about Paris & Shana. Go get some "crack" and jump on the "short bus".

Posted at 5:23PM on Oct 13th 2006 by kathryn

73. I am also sick of having ugly fugly parasite shoved down our throats also. I am surprised they don't report to us when she takes a sh*t or has her period. Why people find this egotistical moron with the long honker news is beyond me.

Posted at 5:22PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Go Shanna!

74. Otto clone, take a hint from BlackMetal, we are the Free Thinkers, come up with your own thoughts and stop trying to impersonate the real thing. Once again, the clones have to mock those they admire. Also Otto clone, I used to be paid to write professionally, obviously you haven't. Nice try- keep working on it.

Note to TMZ:
Stop the cloning- it isn't legal in America yet-- but free speech still is,,,

Posted at 5:22PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

75. Wooo! Preach it! Down with Parisite!

Posted at 5:23PM on Oct 13th 2006 by BahamaBlu