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Steve-O: I Wanna F*** Paris Hilton

Posted Oct 13th 2006 11:17AM by TMZ Staff

Steve-O: Click to watchSteve-O is joining the list of men waiting to spend a night in the Paris Hilton.

TMZ cameras caught the "Jackass" star/train wreck after his stand-up set at The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles last night, where he confessed he wanted to get into the heiress' pants, "I wanna f*** Paris Hilton, except I think she's gonna know I'll tell everyone when I do." Well, if she didn't know before, she will now.

Steve-O also compared his comedy routine to his aspiring career as a rap artist (TMZ posted one of his songs yesterday) saying, "I honestly don't know if it's more half-assed than my rap career or less but I spent the entire time on stage talking about TMZ and how I voted for my rap to be dope thousands of times today ... I'll never get bored checking me out."

Hmm ... so that's why 99% of the voters thought the song was "dope," only 1% "wack." Steve-O may be slicker than we thought.

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16. what a conceded a**hole, what makes him think she would do him....

Posted at 12:17PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Timo

17. Thanks Steve O for makin white people look bad which is what you are really good at and I love you for it. You are the Rapper Ol'DirtyBastard reincarnainted.

Posted at 12:22PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Tyler

18. Timo - look at some of the others she has hooked up with, including her latest!! She is NOT discriminating or selective, for sure, especially after drinks & some blow.

Posted at 12:26PM on Oct 13th 2006 by CharismaRules

19. All you "guys" are full of sht . Listen I can't stand Paris at all, I think shes probably the ugliest celebrity I have ever seen, but I also know that more than half of you that have something nasty to say about her would probably sleep with her if she was coming on to you. However since you will never get that chance most of you just decide bashing her about being a skeez would be a better idea. Why dont you bash her on stuff you know about, like her having no kind of talent or being a friggin moron.

Posted at 12:30PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Mutton Chops

20. Mutton Chops - Some of us have seen this first-hand.

Posted at 12:36PM on Oct 13th 2006 by CharismaRules

21. YOU REALLY ARE A JACKASS IF YOU WANT TO F*** THIS WALKING AIDS POSTER GIRL-HER TWAT IS FULL OF CRABS HENCE: CRABBYTWAT-AND WHO KNOWS WHAT DISEASE THIS WHORE IS CARRYING-MY ADVICE IS BRING ALONG SOME DISINFECTANT, WEAR FOUR OR FIVE CONDOMS-DONT KISS THE BITCH (HER HERPES IS ACTIVE) AND CARRY PLENTY OF PENICILLAN AND ALWAYS CARRY A BOTTLE OF A-200 CRAB REPELLANT...CHECK HER HOOCHIE FOR SORES AND BLISTERS, BECAUSE THIS BITCH HAS BEEN HAD BY ALL. YOUR MAIN CONCERN SHOULD BE AIDS WITH THIS SMELLY DICKNOSED BITCH...NOW IF ALL THAT SOUNDS GREAT TO YOU, THEN BY ALL MEANS GO AND F*** THE CHEAP TWAT.

Posted at 12:37PM on Oct 13th 2006 by kATHY

22. steveo your rap skills are dope......hahaha love ya!

Posted at 12:39PM on Oct 13th 2006 by ken

23. MUTTON...I admit I would only screw Paris if I was offered a ton of cash. I would have to get something out of the deal and not just "I f#cked Paris Hilton. If I can get the chance, I would like my bills paid otherwise I'll stick to screwing regular women.

Posted at 12:48PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Nick

24. Wow.................I'm amazed and appalled.

Yep, stick to blowing fireworks out of your ass.

Posted at 1:01PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Annie

25. This dude is by far the biggest douche bag on the planet. Why the hell is he famous again?? Oh, that's right. He sticks stuff up his butt and staples sh*t to himself. He sucks and so do the rest of those Jackass douche bags.

Posted at 1:16PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Mary

26. WHY DID HE GET HIS VENEERS SO LARGE? HE COULD EAT APPLE THROUGH A PICKET FENCE.

Posted at 1:56PM on Oct 13th 2006 by tricia

27. Mom must be real proud! Steve-O better wear 3 or 4 condoms if he really wants to knock boots with Paris! This would be his most daring stunt yet!

Posted at 1:34PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Friday 13th

28. MUTTON CHOPS>>
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE PORN VIDEO AND NUMEROUS PICTURES OF HER ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTS WITH BOTH GENDERS?? WHY DO YOU THINK THE BITCH WAS SO FREAKED OUT WHEN SHE LOST HER CAMERA PHONE? ALL HER NASTY DEEDS CAME OUT.
SHE HAS NO SHAME AND IS NO UNDERCOVER HO'. SHE HAS MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT HO'TEL PARIS IS NOT EXCLUSIVE AND DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE, SHE WILL BASICALLY SCREW ANYTHING THAT FITS IN HER CROTCH.
I FOR ONE WOULDN'T SCREW THE SKANK AND IF I EVER CAME WITHIN 10 FEET FROM HER I'D PUNCH HER IN THE FACE, I WILL BE DOING A FAVOR AND FULLFILING MANY WISHES THROUGHT AMERICA.

Posted at 1:57PM on Oct 13th 2006 by CoCo

29. Paris isn't picky, she'd hit it.

Posted at 7:31PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Roberta

30. now, THESE TWO belong together!!!

what kind of drugs do you all have out in cali anyway??!!!

a guy who staples things and sticks stuff up his butt is SICK, SICK!
and a girl who claims innocence AFTER everyone saw the video is also a sick person.

and the money............why can't regular people ever catch a break?? all that money and THIS is what she does. why doesn't she try to help some organization or something? like, maybe, the SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE SOCIETY, of which either one could be president!

Posted at 4:50PM on Oct 13th 2006 by j.anne

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