Train Wrecks
Steve-O: I Wanna F*** Paris Hilton

Steve-O: Click to watchSteve-O is joining the list of men waiting to spend a night in the Paris Hilton.

TMZ cameras caught the "Jackass" star/train wreck after his stand-up set at The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles last night, where he confessed he wanted to get into the heiress' pants, "I wanna f*** Paris Hilton, except I think she's gonna know I'll tell everyone when I do." Well, if she didn't know before, she will now.

Steve-O also compared his comedy routine to his aspiring career as a rap artist (TMZ posted one of his songs yesterday) saying, "I honestly don't know if it's more half-assed than my rap career or less but I spent the entire time on stage talking about TMZ and how I voted for my rap to be dope thousands of times today ... I'll never get bored checking me out."

Hmm ... so that's why 99% of the voters thought the song was "dope," only 1% "wack." Steve-O may be slicker than we thought.



Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Steve-O

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31. Paris isn't picky, she'd hit it.

Posted at 7:31PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Roberta

32. Mutton Chops--Your comments say a lot about you. Think about it (presupposing you are capable of thinking) (in itself a rather heady presupposition).

Posted at 11:32PM on Oct 13th 2006 by The Maven

33. If Paris would screw that Turtle Head Travis.....I'm sure she wouldn't mind Steve-O !!!!


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Posted at 9:26PM on Oct 16th 2006 by hot mama

34. Im so grossed out!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
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Posted at 5:58PM on Oct 19th 2006 by Paris

35. Damn, as I post more and more comments on this site, I come to find it's a haven of angry haters, who get infuriated at the tiniest little things. For God's sake, if you don't like Steve-O, don't watch him. Problem solved. There's plenty of fans out there that overpower you all, anyway. Where's the love?

Anyway, I'd totally bang Hilton too. But Steve-O above her. Better yet, a threesome with those two...ahh, paradise.

Posted at 11:21PM on Oct 19th 2006 by Jax420Jax

36. I say go for it man!

Posted at 9:57AM on Nov 7th 2006 by Heck ya!

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