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Filled nightly with the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love, LA hotspot Hyde has become the equivalent of a nightly press junket and one of the toughest places to penetrate. But just because you are famous (or infamous, as the case may be) doesn't mean you're getting in.

After a string of celeb denials -- all caught on camera -- the doormen have become some of the most feared and powerful people in Hollywood, deciding the fate of hopeful club goers.

So, do stars like Dave Navarro make the cut? And what about an R&B legend and current D-lister like Bobby Brown?

Play the game to find out who gets into Hyde and who gets denied.

Reader Comments

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16. Simon sez, the wise old owl is just another jealous bird who spews venom and hatred. You can only dream of getting into Hyde and wish you had 1 millionth of the talent the Great Miss Paris Hilton has. I think you would be WISE to wake up and join the ever growing army of Paris fan's. Paris always gets the biggest headlines because, DAH!, she is the Queen of Hollywood. I hope you and others will come to your senses and stop the hating. We all love and adore you Paris, Simon.

Posted at 11:49PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Simon

17. simon sez shut the f*** up.

Posted at 2:27AM on Oct 14th 2006 by ur mama

18. Even though Bobby Brown is a washed-up crackhead- At least he actually accomplished something and was hugely successful at one point.

Posted at 8:07PM on Oct 17th 2006 by John Jackstone

19. Post # 16 Simon : Oh my dearest , dearest Simon... I could never be jealous of Paris. I have many qualities she will never posess. I was raised with values and veing thankful for the important things in life............. my focus was never on $$$$

How could I possibly be jealous of that HOOK nosed , FLAT assed, RAKE skinny MONEY.??? She is obviously a PHONEY that has had more DICKS than you've had HOT dinners. SHe has also been known...To SUCk the crome off a trailer Hitch!!! JEALOUS ????? ........I am jumping up and down for JOY , that I am nothing like that TROLLOP.........................aUSTA.............la .....beasta.............

Posted at 1:18AM on Oct 14th 2006 by the wise old owl

20. I rest my case. The use of such vulgar language and degrading remarks are only made by the jealous, insecure, wannabees, who are lacking any measure of intellect. Rest assured, Paris does not mind hateful comments made by such inconsequential nobodies. Their language speaks for itself and they are irrelevant. We all love you Paris, Simon.

Posted at 1:55AM on Oct 14th 2006 by Simon

21. Hey Simon,
If Paris is the Queen of Hollywood then I am running for the hills and I don't mean the Hollywood Hills.

Posted at 2:02PM on Oct 14th 2006 by Melissa

22. All the people who try to get into places like Hyde are pathetic. Like Paris and her greasy bear friend.

Posted at 3:24PM on Oct 14th 2006 by R.Smith

23. GOTTA LOVE IT!
Way to go wise old owl!!
Some of us have a lot more self confidence and need nothing to be jealous of. Unlike the pathetic FANS like SIMON who neglect to admit their own lack of confidence when they idolize the fake, phony, self indulged, conceded, and over rated PARIS HILTON.

way to go blog #19- HE NEEDS TO SHUT (BLEEP) UP!

Posted at 12:18PM on Oct 16th 2006 by DJ whitlock

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