Paris' Auto Mix Up: "Sh&*! This is My Bentley Key!"

Seems Paris Hilton is having trouble keeping track of her fleet of high-end cars these days. In fact, there are so many ultra-expensive rides in her collection that even Paris herself admits it's a tad bit much.

This past weekend Paris was leaving her home with her usual entourage, including publicist Elliot Mintz, when she noticed the dome light on her Mercedes SLR was on. Being the concerned car owner that she is, Paris screamed for someone to bring out her the key to her SLR. After losing her patience, and realizing that if you want the job done right you have to do it yourself, Ms. Hilton went to grab the keys herself. Unfortunately the keys she returned with were for her Bentley. Darn European car makers and their similarly designed keys. Lucky for Paris and the SLR, the dome light goes out on its own and the group piles into designated driver Elliott Mintz's car.

Another crisis averted for the Hilton heiress.



Tags: car, dome light, DomeLight, elliott mintz, ElliottMintz, kaplan, key, mercedes, paris hilton, ParisHilton, slr, trouble

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16. It's funny to see all these fat chicks complaining on the blogs about Paris! hehe

Posted at 3:31PM on Oct 17th 2006 by ILoveParis

17. this Elliot guy is such a putz. How old is he anyway?

Posted at 2:04PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Alison

18. TMZ, HATERS = HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:05PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Crack

19. IT SEEMS AS THOUGH, SHE'S A BIGGER ASS HOLE THAN EVER

Posted at 2:06PM on Oct 17th 2006 by nino marvino

20. HAY CRACK, HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR CRACK LATELY??????????

Posted at 2:09PM on Oct 17th 2006 by nino marvino

21. I think that this publicist, Elliot Mintz, has TMZ on his speed-dial, and his payroll!

If I ran TMZ I would be bankrolling this too, because no matter what he gives her to use, TMZ always succeeds at making her look like a total retard to their viewers!

Posted at 2:15PM on Oct 17th 2006 by ArcticKat

22. Crackhead get back on the short yellow bus with the rest of the Parasite clones, don't bother with the protective helmet, since it won't help and please stop posting under my name it not amusing, even for your clonish rants. Looks like you need to spend some more time detoxing at the Niki Hilton Clone Rehabilitation Center. Even better, maybe if you pulled your Crackhead out of your ass, and breath some fresh air, you might start to have semi-original thoughts again.

Posted at 2:19PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

23. So TMZ is desperate printing this story, but YOU commented on it, and were first, I might add. Guess when you get old and senile, #1, you haven't much else to occupy your day.

Posted at 2:20PM on Oct 17th 2006 by jennifer

24. HAY ArticKat, MAYBE YOU DONT KNOW, SHE IS A TOTAL RETATRD........

Posted at 2:21PM on Oct 17th 2006 by nino marvino

25. Some immature posters here have been watching too much Southpark. But Matt and Trey are big media whores themselves, so who are they to point the finger at Paris?
The Paris haters are jealous because they do not feel equal to her.

Posted at 2:24PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Erin

26. Yesss, Paris is rich and beautiful and she has a lot of cars.
And yesss, Paris gets sex whenever she wants it and YOU do not.
Get over your envy, Losers, LOL.

Posted at 2:29PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Deb

27. Elliot, check the mirror; you have some brown stuff on the end of your nose...

Posted at 2:30PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Emmit Skink

28. HAY ERIN, GOSH, WHO WOULD REALLY WANT TO FEEL EQUAL TO THAT POOR IGNORAMUS??????

Posted at 2:31PM on Oct 17th 2006 by nino marvino

29. Hey Paris pigtails are for 5 year olds. Dirty slutbag.

Posted at 2:35PM on Oct 17th 2006 by CRACK

30. Deb, you sound like a ssssnake. A sssstupid one at that.

Posted at 2:41PM on Oct 17th 2006 by N****pleaz

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