Paris' Auto Mix Up: "Sh&*! This is My Bentley Key!"

Seems Paris Hilton is having trouble keeping track of her fleet of high-end cars these days. In fact, there are so many ultra-expensive rides in her collection that even Paris herself admits it's a tad bit much.

This past weekend Paris was leaving her home with her usual entourage, including publicist Elliot Mintz, when she noticed the dome light on her Mercedes SLR was on. Being the concerned car owner that she is, Paris screamed for someone to bring out her the key to her SLR. After losing her patience, and realizing that if you want the job done right you have to do it yourself, Ms. Hilton went to grab the keys herself. Unfortunately the keys she returned with were for her Bentley. Darn European car makers and their similarly designed keys. Lucky for Paris and the SLR, the dome light goes out on its own and the group piles into designated driver Elliott Mintz's car.

Another crisis averted for the Hilton heiress.



Tags: car, dome light, DomeLight, elliott mintz, ElliottMintz, kaplan, key, mercedes, paris hilton, ParisHilton, slr, trouble

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46. I bet you more than anything Paris checks these comments...Any media whore wouldIf TMZ was FOX News she would be their President Bush. Thats what makes posting smut on here a lot of fun...
As for the fans crying "your just jealous!" It doesnt take jealousy to be judgemental or critical of someone. It just takes sarcasm and cynicism. Besides, If I had to envy any celebrity, It would be someonce with brains, like Natalie Portman.
Great movie resume, rich, talented, sinfully good looking, and a Harvard Degree to boot. Oh and she doesnt come off as a ho

Posted at 3:33PM on Oct 17th 2006 by ArcticKat

47. OH MY GOD!!!

Imagine how upset I would be if someone brought me the keys to my Kia instead of my Saturn!!!!! What an outrage!!!!

Posted at 3:36PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Tazz Devil

48. think about it.....reading this article made me think that maybe tmz hates paris hilton as much as we do....i mean why else would they keep writing about how idiotic she is??

Posted at 3:39PM on Oct 17th 2006 by yo momma

49. I second that tattoo! Enough of this skanky whore.

Posted at 4:12PM on Oct 17th 2006 by JT

50. And before you guys drive off....don't forget your shot of Patron.

Posted at 4:00PM on Oct 17th 2006 by ben

51. Parasite thnks she has it bad, try driving a short yellow bus for a living. I would like to trade in my bus keys for a Bentley or any other car in her collection, as long as it is decontamintated. After meeting with representatives of TMZ during Career Day at Dumb Blonde Middle School, I found out the reason for all the lame Parasite clone stories is they really do dislike her. In addition, it gives us fee speechers something to write about. Be it funny or ignorant (see Crackhead's, Haley_15 i.e *Paris*Gurl*'s and the rest of the Parasite clones' posts) it should be a reminder of how much better we all are, even though we do not have the money. It also helps fill the mundane void of living in a cubicle or driving a short yellow bus of wanna-be clones. We must remember Darwin's unknown theory, only the strong will write and be read and the weak will be written and laughed about.

Posted at 4:34PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

52. #43 -- You're right -- Nat is the Bomb! She managed to work in movies, get nominated for an Oscar, do charity work and get through Harvard, no less. While some people ....

Posted at 4:05PM on Oct 17th 2006 by FrogLevel

53. Looks like the moron was putting on a great show mugging for the cameras and pissing and moaning about her lost keys. Hope the tw*t was sober!

Posted at 4:08PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Boredatwork

54. Paris is fat with a big ass flap, feet and a nose to match. All us really beautiful skinny women are laughing at her Taco Bell ass trying to act like she has taste and class. hehe

Posted at 4:52PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Misha

55. WHERE DO I BEGIN..
FIRST OF ALL, I GUESS CRACK IS BACK, *YAWN* GO TO BED HAYLIE. SECOND OF ALL , IS THAT A PINK RIBBON (BREAST CANCER) THERMO THAT PARASITE IS WEARING? WOW! SO THIS IS HER IDEA OF CHARITY WORK, BUYING A LOUSY $20 SHIRT AND THEN WEARING IT? CAN ANYBODY SAY HUMANITARIAN OF THE YEAR AWARD?
*NOT*
THIS BITCH IS GETTING SO BORING, BUT I KNOW VERY WELL HOW HOLLYWOOD WORKS AND SHE IS BOUND TO CRASH & BURN. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WHEN..
OTTO, LMAO LIKE ALWAYS!

Posted at 5:43PM on Oct 17th 2006 by CoCo

56. Some posters here are the filthiest skanks and whores. They're talking about themselves,not Paris Hilton LOL.

Posted at 6:43PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Deb

57. The mothers and the sisters of the posters here suck c**k., so why are they dissing Paris. Bunch of f***ing hypocrites and idiots.

Posted at 6:46PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Erin

58. I didn't relaize I had Parasite Wars - Attack of the Clones on the DVD in the short yellow bus. Guess I missed a couple stops today. No worries free speechers against Parasite clones, I am making a U-turn and am going to pick up Little Deb and her new special (BFF?) friend Erin. When the short yellow bus makes a complete stop, you clones should not be afraid. You will be given a special token good for another free ride, and a specialized protective helment in case you fall and hit your heads again. Additionally, I will wrap some foil around your helmets to help protect you from the propaganda rays being fed into your soft cranial membranes. We will get you both to Dumb Blonde Middle School where you can join other clones like yourself for a day of learning about the real world. Also, both of you will be attending a special speech class to help with those potty mouths.

Posted at 7:04PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

59. While the idiots here are posting their Paris-hating drivel, the Hiltons are raking in the dough ,LOL.
Nicky Hilton has three hotels opening, and Paris has a hotel going up in Vegas. Maalouf gave each of the Hilton girls a diamond-encrusted fifty-thousand dollar watch.
What do the Hiltons or the Trumps care about the lowlife posters here spewing their hate. People are so stupid.

Posted at 7:19PM on Oct 17th 2006 by LOL

60. Agreed,lol.
On the Larry King Show last week Donald Trump said Paris Hilton is crazy like a fox - and Trump has known her for years.
Trump certainly knows Paris and her family better than the moronic posters here.

Posted at 7:33PM on Oct 17th 2006 by Erin

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