Rent-A-Celeb for Your Next Bash!

From Jeff Davidson's Sound Bytes blog

I'm still trying to figure out if K-Fed is a music celeb or just a tabloid celeb. Since he does actually have some sort of recording coming out, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and include him in the music column. Perhaps being banged up a bit and in need of some cash after his WWE adventure, K-Fed is on the list of celebs who will come to your next throw down for a fee.

KFed and Black-Eyed Peas and Ruben Studdard

A mere $15,000 will bring Mr. Federline and presumably his trucker hat to your party. Interestingly, my contact in the rent-a-celeb world indicates that K-Fed's appearances are to be in connection with cd release parties....yes, his! So, for 15 large you get to help Kevin promote his record. What a deal!

If your wallet is overflowing, move up a couple rungs on the talent scale and get the Black Eyed Peas on your guest list. $45k brings all the boys and the Duchess to your official BEP after concert party coinciding with their tour. That's right, another artist allowing you to promote them! If you're more of the rock type, Dave Navarro will swing by for a mere twenty grand. Now, if he was able to bring Carmen Electra that might be worth it. But, those days are past.



Ok, if you're like me those numbers are a little high. So, lets take a look in the bargain bin. For a mere $1,000, former "Idol" finalist Kimberly Caldwell will host your event, and for an extra $1,500 she'll sing some tunes. That is a bargain considering that getting an actual "Idol" winner like Ruben Studdard will cost you $7k, without any guarantee of him singing a note! If an actual singer is too much for your budget, former Fuse TV DJ and Stuff Magazine hottie Juliya is available for only $800.

Instead of shelling out the bucks for these celebs to come to you, maybe you'd be better off just sneaking into Hyde or Butter and just telling your friends that its actually your party! Of course, if you're loaded, you can grab all of these folks for you bash and you might just be able to lure Josh Levine into bringing the Star Catcher crew to film all the action!

Tags: Black-Eyed Peas, Black-eyedPeas, Celebrities, K-Fed, Ruben Studdard, RubenStuddard

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16. I would like to take Kimberly Caldwell for 30 days... on a package deal. Her thousand a day price seems to be reasonable, and she is a fine singer and celebrity personality. I think I could fall in love with a pretty flower like that in one month, and get her to fall in love with me too. America is a great c**try!

Posted at 3:25PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Chucksie

17. Will this F'ing loser K-fed stop at nothing to be in the limelight ??!! It's disgusting !! He needs to do just what he had been doing before he decided he wanted the whole world to see his dufus looking face splattered across their television and computer screens, and that is keep his no talent ass at home and spend Britney's money. But, I guess in the mind of a loser like this, negative publicity is better than none at all.

Posted at 2:22PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Industrialfreeek

18. UHH , CAN I USE HIM FOR TARGET PRACTICE . ALWAYS WANTED TO SHOOT A DIPSH*T !

Posted at 2:21PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Naze

19. UHHH IS DIPSH*T SEASON OPEN ???

Posted at 2:20PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Naze

20. Rod Stewart charges 100,000 grand UP FRONT for personal appearances and will sing a MAXIMUM of 2 songs. His time limit---now get this-----he stays ABSOLUTELY no longer than 2 hours!

Posted at 4:38PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Kerry

21. I read that Paris Hilton gets at least 500 thousand for appearances. Also, J Lo before she became a super star was getting 250 thousand just to show up at your party...without singing!

Posted at 6:14PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Michael

22. Kevin Federline won't get out of bed for less than 15k a day. He won't shower or shave for less than 20k.

Posted at 6:15PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Kristina

23. kevin needs 2 stop actin black cuz hes white and hes got no talent whatsoever......if anybody buys his cd.......they deserve 2 get hit in the back of the head with a trophy.......for 15k id rather have nicole schwerzinger from pussycat dolls she's worth 10 times that........what a joke.........who does this guy think he is???

Posted at 7:33PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Todd

24. Why would I pay that sponge to come to my kids birthday party?
1 - my kids dont even know K FED --(They DONT want to know him either)
2 - isnt his allowance that his wife gives him once a week enough?
3 - also I wouldnt trust him in my home or on the outside of it either.
4 - He is a Rapper wanna B nothing more
5 - The only reason anybody knows him is for who he married otherwise
everyone would be saying who the hell is K fed.
6- He is NOT a celebrity as far as im concerned...they all make enough money off of the public why should we pay them to show up at our kids parties?
7 - He is NOT worth what he would charge? he is a Nobody!!!!!!!
8 - He should have to pay Me to come to my kids party !

I like some of the other comments people are saying about this ....

Posted at 1:20AM on Oct 23rd 2006 by sue

25. If you are lucky. K-Fed might be worth a few hundred dollars. Just so i could i could put him down as a artist.

Posted at 8:24PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Annastasia

26. He can come to my site and model for $5.00 an hour i will pay that for a good laugh !

Posted at 8:25PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Ladyoni

27. K - fag is a wanna be and he will never amount to anything......He cant Rap! Sing... Dance. The only thing he has done so far is make an Ass out of himself and make Kids that he cant support.... Thats why he is doing this... He needs child support money and the ole wifey=poo wont pay it for him. so she is pimping him out.... She is going to get a big suprise when he comes home empty handed....LOL

Posted at 9:23PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by sue

28. K-HOLE is my fav... derogotory name for him that is.

Posted at 2:46PM on Nov 8th 2006 by argus

29. !@#$% WARN ME BEFORE I TAKE A DRINK! IT WENT UP MY NOSE. $15,000 FOR K-FED?
UHHH, NO!

Posted at 5:52PM on Nov 21st 2006 by MARIA MCALPINE

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