If You Thought Paris Was Spoiled...

31. I don't know why there are so many Paris haters. I think it's a cute picture and I think she loves her pets. Just because she is rich and pretty isn't any reason to spew such tasteless insults at her. People need to live and let live. I would love to have Paris's life and I'm sure most people would agree with me.

Posted at 9:53PM on Oct 19th 2006 by Farrah

32. She's HOT!

Posted at 11:01PM on Oct 19th 2006 by LABlondes

33. Vanessa-

How old are you? You need to use your spell check sweetie.

Posted at 11:59PM on Oct 19th 2006 by CARDS RULE!

34. I RIDE THE SHORT BUS. I RIDE THE SHORT BUS. I RIDE THE SHORT BUS. I RIDE THE SHORT BUS.

Posted at 12:03AM on Oct 20th 2006 by Vanessa

35. Actually, I think BigMike is right and it's one of the clones -- perhaps it's even Haley15 or whatever name she is using these days! The beak and chicken lips of the girl in that photo don't look quite right to be the real thing. If Maven gets his wish and the next post we read about this worthless piece of protoplasm is her obituary, then Otto can give Simon or Haley their worthless fallen idol's former seat....

Posted at 8:12AM on Oct 20th 2006 by CareKate

36. VANESSA>>
YOU ARE A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF AN ASSWIPE, DUMB BITCH. DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT TO COME POST HERE TALK SH*T AND NOT GET TRASHED ON? WELL SWEETIE LET ME UPDATE YOU ON THE SITUATION:
MARY IS COOLER THAN YOU SO THEREFORE SHE CAN SAY WORDS LIKE ASSWIPE AND US COMMONERS HERE LAUGH BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY, SO GET OFF YOUR HIGH-HORSE & GO F*** YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA AS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING IN HERE.GOT IT? GOOD

Posted at 11:25AM on Oct 20th 2006 by CoCo

37. I am 100% correct... kind of goofy noone at TMZ has noticed... I think it's hysterical that even her double has stories written about her and commented on... I'll increase my wager to $2500... I am positive it's not her...

Posted at 11:45AM on Oct 20th 2006 by BigMike

38. Guess its time to pick up Vanessa, give her the complimentary token and protective helmet and let her join the rest of the clones on the short yellow bus. In fact, I saw a new clone trying to wave me down to stop, but it wasn't one of my regular clones. Time to turn around and pick her up, I still have an open roof seat for her- just be careful Vanessa, there are no seat belts up there and I wouldn't want you to fall off and bump your head as we take a sharp corner. Hope you at least have enough air in that head of yours so no more damage is done when you land. Then again, another bump on your airhead may help with the spelling issues and name calling. Don't worry, if you make it to Dumb Blonde Middle School with the rest of the clones, we have a special class to help you deal with your wanna-be a clone issues.

By the way Vanessa, to play with the big kids you have to be one of the big kids. That's why we have a specially padded playground for you and the rest of your clone friends-- it's called asswipe.com. I recommend you go there to blog and leave us free speechers alone until you grow up and are ready to join the rest of us in reality.

Posted at 12:05PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

39. When I first saw the picture, my initial thought was it was a Parasite clone, then I read the story and TMZ referred to the clone as being the real Parasite, but after looking and relooking everytime BigMike makes an offer to prove him wrong it is getting hard to deny this actually may be a real Parasite clone-- I'm guess ing maybe Haley_15 or even Vanessa, Farrah, LABlondes,,, or could it really be our resident hatemonger Crackhead out and about? It is Spirit Week at Dumb Blonde Middle School and yesterday was dress up as your favorite clone day, looks like someone was playing a little bit of hooky at lunch. Time to check the empty seats on the short yellow bus before I leave school today, don't want to leave anyone behind.

Posted at 12:46PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

40. I love the way Paris looks with her long hair!Like a living Barbie - with brains. She's so beautiful.

Posted at 8:40PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Elyse

41. I don't get it at all. What is so special and newsworthy about this woman. He parents looked at her and decided that there were too many Tiffanys out there and threw darts at a map to get Paris. That has to be it. She's not eaven that cute and I don't recall her ever saying anthing noteworthy. What is it ? I hope 'it' is not contageous

Posted at 4:00AM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Liz

42. Yuck! She is a wh**e and an eye sore. Someone please remove her. She should not be able to make the world sick for having to look at her

Posted at 6:54PM on Oct 22nd 2006 by Donna

43. YIKES! Vanessa, you really are an illiterate IDIOT! Can you spell idiot???? I think not. You certainly have no ability to manipulate the English language. Good God, child, you really do need to ride the short yellow bus. Otto - pick that chick up immediately and take her straight to the "special class" at DBMS. Every time she blogs she completely destroys the English language. Not to mention the fact that she is a Paris Clone (need I say more?). Poor girl really does need your help. Buh Bye now, Vanessa.

Posted at 8:18AM on Oct 23rd 2006 by Georgia Peach

44. whoopie-bought the same chuicy toy like a month and 1/2 ago for $8!

She is sooooo behind the times....

Posted at 7:37PM on Oct 25th 2006 by Carrie Page