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K-Fed Goes "Ghetto" on Leno

Where do you go as an emerging rap artist when you want to garner some serious street cred? Playa, everyone knows you've just got to do ... Leno.

Which is exactly what K-Fed did (or thought he was doing) last night when he performed on "The Tonight Show" to promote his upcoming world tour, which kicks off November 4th in New York. Hitting outlets like Leno and the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards, K-Fed is clearly going straight to the streets with his new album. And, of course, with lyrics like "Kicks on my feet/That you ain't never seen/Lights on my wrist/Stones in my ears/$2 million I brought in the new year" and "I'm rich but I hustle like I'm broke/Never knowing what the pancake man gonna flip," K-Fed is without a doubt the hardscrabble ghetto poet of the new millennium.

We can't wait until the tour is in full swing and we can all revel in his greatness.



Tags: backup, birt, britney spears, BritneySpears, dance, dancers, ghetto, jay leno, JayLeno, k-fed, kevin federline, KevinFederline, mr spears, MrSpears, rap, rapping, street cred, StreetCred, tonight show, TonightShow

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31. Who writes his songs. The guy is a real idiot thinking he can make it as a singer. Britney needs to have her ears checked out LOLOLOL.

Posted at 9:54PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Sylvia

32. Hey Asswipe,
29 comments...all negative...now will you take a hint please just GO AWAY!!!

Posted at 3:37PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Julia

33. What a bunch of sh*t! This no-talent, poor-excuse-of-a-rapper is nothing but a big waste of time, not to mention a waste of Britney's money!!

Britney, seriously, take control of the situation by making that rediculous WIGGER-boy of yours stay at home with your kids while you get back in shape and back to recording and touring. Keep K-joke out of the spot light, please!

Posted at 5:10PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Lulu

34. I am no fan of rap but K-Fed yours SUCKS!!!!!!

Posted at 4:10PM on Oct 20th 2006 by deb

35. Wonder why we hate KFED? Here is a guy who doesn't have the good sense and decency to just quietly spend his wife's money- that isn't enough for him. He feels that he must subject his embarrasing lack of talent to the rest of the world and wants us to pay him for it?!! The reason why Britney won't leave him is because she has no self-esteem. The reason why she keeps having children with him is because she has no self-respect. If I see this douchebag while in Vegas or on my way to garbage bin I will make it my personal mission to throw rocks in his face.

Posted at 5:18PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Yme

36. Hahahahaha, pancake man cologne....haha. The sweet scent of batter....

Posted at 4:18PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Caroline

37. Maybe if K-Fed rapped about 4 kids by two different mama's, delivering pizza's, backup dancing and sleeping 6 guys to a 1 bedroom apartment, people would believe what he says. Millions of dollars, diamond earrings, fast cars - NONE of that would be possible w/o Britney. He is the biggest joke ever and NO ONE in the entertainment industry will ever take him seriously.

Posted at 8:39AM on Oct 23rd 2006 by jackie

38. Oh my god. Pancake man?

Now, I'm no rap "aficionado". But I'm thinking guys like Ice T and Dr. Dre never used the words "pancake man" together in any rap, ever. Nor would they ever think to.

That hurt my eyes to read. I am actually embarrassed for him.

Posted at 4:41PM on Oct 20th 2006 by spark

39. This story and the comments gave me my laugh for the day. He may not be a rapper but the pancake man would make a helluva comedian.

Posted at 4:45PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Bren

40. BYT---

What in hell is a "Pancake man"?

Posted at 5:28PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Lulu

41. Hey K-FAG:

Now there's thirty-six NEGATIVE comments about your stupid performance. Get a clue and follow some advice that's been going on in these posts---

GO AWAY!!!

Posted at 6:13PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Lulu

42. OMG! MY FACE TURN RED OF EMBARRASSMENT. WHEN IS THIS GUY GOING TO DIE?

Posted at 7:17PM on Oct 20th 2006 by dmc

43. The Pancake Man's a little flat --

Posted at 7:38PM on Oct 20th 2006 by FrogLevel

44. Oh? Those are his 'back-up dancers' stumbling around behind him?

Posted at 7:42PM on Oct 20th 2006 by FrogLevel

45. Lulu, it's in the story -- towards the end --

Posted at 7:43PM on Oct 20th 2006 by FrogLevel

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