Borat to Wed Baywatch Babe?

Borat: Click to watchBorat's on the hunt for America's favorite blonde lifeguard -- Pam Anderson.

In his new movie, the journalist from Kazakhstan, played by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, comes to America to learn about the country, eventually crossing the states in hopes of wedding the Playboy pin-up.

Though men here focus on Pam's chest, the traits that caught Borat's eye were a bit different -- "Her teeth all grew on the inside of her mouth. She had more hair on her head than on her back and she did not look strong enough to pull a plow."

Not only are the women in his country unattractive according to Borat, prostitution is common too. "There is, of course, regional and national competition for prostitutes. and now the competition is increased because of the popularity of television program, '
Kazakhstan's Next Top Prostitute.'"

While it's easy to see why Cohen's statements in the Borat character have been causing controversy with Kazakhstan, we're guessing more will laugh than be offended when "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" opens next week.



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16. #'s: 9,10&13
Wear your cup, we play rough in this playground!

Posted at 1:12AM on Oct 24th 2006 by Carolina Cracker

17. No, you're thinking of macaroon.

Maroon is a purplish red, a maroon is a black slave (or decendant) from the West Indies, and to be marooned is to be isolated in a remote location with little hope of escape or rescue.

Hope this clears things up a little.

Posted at 9:19AM on Oct 24th 2006 by Chris Mann

18. #17
Open mouth, insert foot!
I stand corrected thank you for not being confrontational.
I'll bite, why is it that sometimes Bugs Bunny says "...what a maroon..." (or is he in fact saying, "...what a macaroon...?"
It's okay if you don't know, I won't get pissy.
Thanks

Posted at 9:43AM on Oct 24th 2006 by Really wants to play nice, really

19. Her choice in men is rather (how shall I say it?) Intercoursed UP!

Posted at 10:38AM on Oct 24th 2006 by RC

20. You make no sense dumb ASS, I think your helmet is on way too tight. Please don't cancel any therapy sessions, I know writing a few sentences must take up all your time. Wow, get a hobby!

Posted at 2:13PM on Oct 24th 2006 by made u look

21. #16 I am not new to this little one, bring it on, and I don't need a cup, I am a woman with more balls then you will ever have! you are a cracker........

Posted at 2:16PM on Oct 24th 2006 by made u look

22. YALL ARE ALL F***ING MORONS. FIGHTING LIKE LITTLE CHILDREN! Yall bring yalls faith to F***ING NOTHING YOU F***ING CHRISTIANS. Thank you and have a nice day

Posted at 4:57PM on Oct 24th 2006 by James

23. You are obviously not a christian.........Potty mouth what a little cry baby!

Posted at 2:19PM on Oct 25th 2006 by me

24. the guys a dick head...are we humans so bored that we will except anything as normal,falling country we are!!!

Posted at 11:36PM on Nov 17th 2006 by deb

25. Hey Anna, have you seen "Borat" yet?

Posted at 2:40AM on Nov 21st 2006 by Priapic

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